NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Average Manatee]

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/ma...to-of-xbox-one-gets-free-system/1100-6416609/


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Further evidence that the UK and everyone in it needs to die. Make an absurdly stupid fuck up, get your money back and the XBone for free. Darwin is no longer simply spinning in his grave, he's supercavitating.

 

[RK47]

Please prevent clicks to Gamespot thanks.

 

[Gragt]

What caught my attention in the article is a mention that the dude, 19, has a four-year-old son.

 

[Dreaad]

I have finally read pretty much everything in this thread... and have come to the conclusion it's contents should be made into a coffee table book. "Shades of RPG Codex". Would just like to thank everyone who has been involved in this monstrosity. Seriously

 

[undecaf]

What caught my attention in the article is a mention that the dude, 19, has a four-year-old son.

That would explain him taking part in the auction and actually paying 750 bucks for that piece of trash. Hasty and carefree decision making; there are no consequences in this world.

 

[Surf Solar]

I have finally read pretty much everything in this thread... and have come to the conclusion it's contents should be made into a coffee table book. "Shades of RPG Codex". Would just like to thank everyone who has been involved in this monstrosity. Seriously

While the first chapters would be nice to have on a toilet for short reading sessions, somewhere around the middle you would think the authoer was drunk writing this, constantly repeating about "waah wahh something something feminism" etc.

 

[FeelTheRads]

Rewarded for being a moron. So this is what it has come to.

 

[DraQ]

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/ma...to-of-xbox-one-gets-free-system/1100-6416609/


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Further evidence that the UK and everyone in it needs to die. Make an absurdly stupid fuck up, get your money back and the XBone for free. Darwin is no longer simply spinning in his grave, he's supercavitating.

Something to cheer you up if you ever come down with a fatal disease or something.

http://forums.3drealms.com/vb/showthread.php?t=24577

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[Ninja Destroyer]

The shitty, the bad, the ugly. LP of Town Without Name. Extraordinary voice acting, beautiful graphics and interesting plot.

 

[Kitako]

Stay classy, Kotaku.
(Screenshot to avoid jewclicks)

 

[Infinitron]

I'm more distracted by how weird and out of place her face looks. Thought it was a photoshop at first.

 

[Luzur]

yeah it looks....off.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Tell me more, Patricia Hurr-nandez

 

[FeelTheRads]

The only "problem" I see is that they're probably too small to jiggle quite that much.

Of course they couldn't whine about "unrealistic" size (even though they're much larger than the realistic flat-chest) so they found something else.

 

[Spectacle]

This is the first time I agree with Patricia Hernandez: Improved breast physics should definitely be a priority in the next generation of games!

 

[Athelas]

That's actually one of Kotaku's better articles, if you can believe it. It at least has to do with gaming and critizes something.

This is more representative of their output: http://kotaku.com/bug-sex-book-sparks-surprising-controversy-1479459878

Bug Sex Book Sparks Surprising Controversy

 

[tuluse]

How does her top stay on?

 

[evdk]

How does her top stay on?

She's the goddess of static electricity.

 

[Baron Dupek]

Nanomachines.
obvious AssCreed plot

 

[Darth Roxor]

RPS mildly strikes again:
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2013/12/09/the-witcher-3-trailer-has-a-boat-made-of-dead-mens-claws/

“I saw a long ship made of the claws of dead men,” is a striking line of dialogue, but how buoyant are these dead men’s claws? Doesn’t it smell a bit when you’re sailing around? When you’re eating food on the ship, are the plates and pieces of furniture also made of dead men’s claws?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

When did it become hip to show off how fucking ignorant you are?

 

[evdk]

Isn't that a part of Norse myths? Boat made of dead men's nails that will set sail on Ragnarok, or something like that?

 

[Darth Roxor]

Yup.

 

[Humanity has risen!]

In their minds, anything that isn't part of the daily reality of Western bourgeois lieberal feminism doesn't exist.

 

[RK47]

dont just spam rest in bgee guise

Spoiler

 

[Night Goat]

What's really baffling is that the art and the "story" were by two different people.