NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Excidium]

As in, not gimmicky shit like the Kinect games.

 

[tuluse]

I don't know what's worse popamolers or manchildren nostalgic for their console kiddie games.

I would say people who make terrible webcomics are worse than both.

 

[Delterius]

I liked how the sermon about interesting stories and characters came from the guy buying uncharted. Theres just nothing better than self aware comedies.

 

[Dreaad]

But Uncharted was amazing.... all this stuff happened. There was romance and plane crashes and explosions and exploring lost societies and all that other stuff that's never been charted before.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Fuck you guys. Cooldude isn't restrained by the shackles of fun, he is a free spirit.

 

[octavius]

I don't know what's worse popamolers or manchildren nostalgic for their console kiddie games.

Everything is shit.

No, according to Sturgeon's Law only 90% is shit.

 

[Surf Solar]

Who let the dumbfuck out of its cage

 

[Average Manatee]

I don't know what's worse popamolers or manchildren nostalgic for their console kiddie games.

Everything is shit.

No, according to Sturgeon's Law only 90% is shit.

Sturgeon only set the bottom limit. The top is open ended.

 

[FeelTheRads]

Cheap thrills and shallow amusement.. you mean like all games released today? Okay.

 

[Angthoron]

Cheap thrills and shallow amusement.. you mean like all games released today? Okay.

What do you mean? Games could never be art back then. Look at games today! So artful! Many insight.

 

[RK47]

Cheap thrills and shallow amusement.. you mean like all games released today? Okay.

none o the classics are citizen kanes

 

[FeelTheRads]

Fixed version:

Spoiler

 

[Infinitron]

 

[Angthoron]

Should be stitched together with Euro Truck 2 and Surgeon Simulator for the ultimate psycho pack.

 

[LundB]

Metal Gear Rising provides a more satisfying treecutting experience.

 

[Hoaxmetal]

Euro Truck 2 is a legit good game, nig.

 

[Delterius]

These simulator games are the perfect TES minigames in the making. Imagine a lockpicker simulator with their derpy arm. Youd shit your pants laughing.

 

[Angthoron]

Euro Truck 2 is a legit good game, nig.

I know! But it's lacking a certain psycho trucker element.

 

[evdk]

Euro Truck 2 is a legit good game, nig.

I know! But it's lacking a certain psycho trucker element.

It's lacking the integration of Homicidal Rapist Simulator 2014.

 

[racofer]

You are not in the right position.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Now it occurs to me...from where did Cooldude pull the razor? He's shirtless and wearing a skin-tight sports short.

Should be stitched together with Euro Truck 2 and Surgeon Simulator for the ultimate psycho MANLY pack.

Fixed.

 

[Angthoron]

Now it occurs to me...from where did Cooldude pull the razor? He's shirtless and wearing a skin-tight sports short.

Should be stitched together with Euro Truck 2 and Surgeon Simulator for the ultimate psycho MANLY pack.

Fixed.

Would need a Beef Jerky Simulator Pack, too.

 

[warpig]

 

[Zewp]

Shame. I hope the poor kid enjoys being a virgin until he dies.

 

[Xor]

So the point of that comic is that console gamers are insecure unstable sociopaths who will violently murder anyone who questions their taste in games? Sounds about right to me.