Crispy™ Apology For Quitting

[King Crispy]

Some will view this as groveling, and maybe they aren't wrong.

Some will view this as pathetic, to which I reply they're correct.

Some will just shake their heads, for which I know the reasons why.

Menckenstein stomped me into a mudhole. He beat me with such conviction that I may never recover. I stood absolutely no chance, really. So dominant was his performance over whatever it is that I turned in as a substitute for a "performance" that even people in Korea are laughing.

But what I'm most ashamed of is not at least finishing. I quit. And for that I sincerely apologize.

For what it's worth, I will stand and take whatever's dished out to me. I may have quit the game, but I won't quit Codex (at least not over this), even if I'm chained in Prosperland. I deserve it, after all.

Do with me what you will. I stand ready for Codex' Judgment.

Yours Humbly,

~Qwinn - Crispy

 

[A user named cat]

Pretty sure it wasn't that serious.
Understandable you quit, Menck was obviously a long time player.
So quit being dramatic.
Such is life.
You win some and lose some.

 

[Grimlorn]

This just gets worse and worse. Why would you make a new thread to apologize after already apologizing in the others? It's so pathetic.

 

[Murk]

Cowards die in shame.

 

[RK47]

QQ

 

[I'm Big Into Anal]

and they said ebola was serious now this

 

[Stompa]

 

[Ninjerk]

Make him cyber with DakaSha

 

[A horse of course]

 

[Absalom]

Anyone else get the feeling Crispy gets off to this sort of thing?

 

[Zorba the Hutt]

Anyone else get the feeling Crispy gets off to this sort of thing?

 

[Gragt]

 

[Darth Roxor]

Quit the game in shame
Pounded into the mudhole
Massive loads of cum

 

[Night Goat]

 

[IncendiaryDevice]

 

[DwarvenFood]

You are dead to me Crispy.

 

[Shannow]

I find crispy's masochism hilarious.
Does that make me a sadist?

 

[thesoup]

Understandable you quit, Menck was obviously a long time player.

Not really, Crispy is just really terrible.

 

[jcd]

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[Weirdstuffinspace]

No need to apologize to us crispy. You did what everyone expected you to do and you had the small satisfaction of not letting menck beating you all the way.

Who you should be apologizing to is your mom, and yourself.

Next time you see her, in your head speak those words:"Mom, I'm sorry I quit."

Then there is yourself.

Every morning when you look into that mirror, say to your younger, current and future you:

"Crispy, I apologize for quitting. Again."

 

[Hoaxmetal]

 

[DragoFireheart]

What the fuck is Crispy talking about?

 

[King Crispy]

What the fuck is Crispy talking about?

Nothing new, really.

 

[NotAGolfer]

 

[DraQ]

Apparently the worst thing about DM is that you can't go all "Kończ waść, wstydu oszczędź!" (because of respawns).

At least according to Crispy.