An utterly shocking news : Grimoire

[Mortmal]

From the prestigious rpgwatch forums http://www.rpgwatch.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14510 and the non less prestigious blog http://grimdarkly.wordpress.com/
Yes you have read it, it shows its ugly face again .. its about grimoire!
Cleve managed to make his imaginary son play his imaginary game .It also heavily involves chuck norris!
I can only applaud such masterfully crafted storytelling and high fantasy.

 

[Mortmal]

Remember to vote many times on the poll to show evidence to codex supremacy!

 

[Mortmal]

There's a shoutout to Grimoire in the latest PC Gamer UK.

Pics or it didnt happen.

 

[sgc_meltdown]

what kind of 17 year old son writes detailed fanfiction of him larping his dad's rpg

and seriously if he's larping this much he'll probably choose 'appropriate' names instead of chuck norris

neanderthal humor is weird

 

[Mortmal]

you have plenty of time to photoshop us something ed to back it up

 

[Xor]

And people called Duke Nukem Forever vaporware.

 

[hanssolo]

Cleve has progeny he hasn't devoured? Clearly the mother hid him until he was strong enough to defend himself. Soon he will overthrow his father and cast his ruined manhood to the eastern sea. There is no room for more of the Old Race in this New World.

edit: nowait. Cooper is the Starchild? You Will Believe A Baby Can Fly.

edit edit: shit ok, actually read it now. Cleve's son named one of his party members Cleve? Lol, Cleve, you don't have a son or a wife. Or a bunker. Or a game.

 

[Multi-headed Cow]

you have plenty of time to photoshop us something ed to back it up

He's telling the truth.

 

[Multi-headed Cow]

God damn you Ed.

 

[sgc_meltdown]

the porblem is will pc gamer give grimoire the perfect 100 it deserves

and will it be released on steam and have exclusive tactical survivalist tf2 hats

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Those limey bastards dare insult the superman?! Damned normals.

 

[Haba]

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Aug 10 Posted by grimdarkly

...

I feel that something is... Uh... there is...

Urgh--

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdWH1jjQogI

You people think Grimoire is Dead.

It's not.

I'm a friend of Cleve's and I've seen the game with my own eyes. It's in the final phases. He just needs to fix item glitchs, NPC reactions, and the last big bugs.

Then, it will go into Beta, until Cleve thinks every single bug is gone.

Realistically, I predict that the game will come out around May, 2012.

Please, thumbs up so people can see.

Golden Babies never die, they're just missing in action.
GrimDarkly 3 weeks ago

 

[hanssolo]

You people think Grimoire is Dead.

It's not.

I'm a friend of Cleve's and I've seen the game with my own eyes. It's in the final phases. He just needs to fix item glitchs, NPC reactions, and the last big bugs.

Then, it will go into Beta, until Cleve thinks every single bug is gone.

Realistically, I predict that the game will come out around May, 2012.

Please, thumbs up so people can see.

Golden Babies never die, they're just missing in action.
GrimDarkly 3 weeks ago

Honestly, if I was Cleve's son I wouldn't be too quick to admit it either.

 

[Xor]

I refuse to believe Cleve has a son. It's almost certainly just him trying to troll people into believing he's working on something.

 

[Phelot]

Hey Mondblut, didn't you play the beta or something? Was it any good?

 

[markec]

Isnt it a bit too late for april fools jokes?

 

[Ruprekt]

I thought only niggers used surnames for christian names.

Or is it a neanderthal thing too?

 

[sgc_meltdown]

Or is it a neanderthal thing too?

PERHAPS CLEVE WAS BLACK ALL ALONG, GRIMDARKLY BLACK

 

[Trash]

I hate modern music. I think it sucks.

I'm a Calvinist, and I believe anyone who puts their faith in God, not in man, will be happy and successful. Men are more crooked than a British man's teeth, so why should I believe the stuff they say? I get all my Godly knowledge straight from the source, the King James Bible.

Properly brainwashed little manboon.

Some of my favourite games are:

Fallout 1 & 3, Mass Effect 1 & 2, Bioshock, Resident Evil Remake and Resident Evil 4, Mortal Kombat: Armageddon, Goldeneye 64, Majora's Mask, Doom 64, Stubbs the Zombie, Penumbra: Black Plague, COD4, Halo 3 and Minecraft!

Guess those genes don't carry over.

 

[SuicideBunny]

somebody move this to genral trolling...

 

[Roguey]

So that Cooper fellow's youtube account says he's 31. How does his birth fit into the Cleve timeline? Mr. Blakemore having an adult son makes me feel all woozy.

 

[Sceptic]

I refuse to believe Cleve has a son.

I refuse to believe Cleve has friends. What do they talk about, his superior Neanderthal intellect?

 

[sgc_meltdown]

What do they talk about, his superior Neanderthal intellect?

Not friends. Followers. Hangers-on who recognise the superiority of his neanderthal heritage. Think of him as an uncrippled Charles Xavier with flawless physical structure.

 

[Haba]

http://grimdarkly.wordpress.com/2011/08 ... rpg-codex/

Yeah, trolling confirmed.

 

[Jaesun]

http://grimdarkly.wordpress.com/2011/08/17/in-response-to-rpg-codex/

Yeah, trolling confirmed.

I find it humorous that you people think you can make fun of me and my father, when the majority of you are 49, live in your mothers’ basements, continuously eat hot-pockets and play World of Warcraft all day.

OK... I laughed.