Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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DarkUnderlord
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    1. tyrannosaurus rex
      tyrannosaurus rex
      I WON'T LET YOU DESTROY ME
      1. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        This YOU sounds like a horrible person but I can't find his account?
        Feb 13, 2015
      2. tyrannosaurus rex
        tyrannosaurus rex
        its in your heart
        Feb 13, 2015
      3. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        I don't have one of those. I outsourced my circulatory system to a Chinese guy and a small rodent in a cage.
        Feb 13, 2015
    2. Curious_Tongue
    3. crojipjip
      crojipjip
      hi me again. would be nice if you hosted a minecraft server. you can collect donations for that! I want a SMP is all. Think of the fame it will bring your website having a minecraft server with me on it making great things. 1111!!
      1. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        The minecraft server we had was run by Muty. We mucked around with others but they were never successful and ran out of RAM.
        Jan 13, 2015
    4. crojipjip
      crojipjip
      hi i own minecraft again. it costed 26 USD. i am now wanting to play on a server. please host yours.
    5. Johannes
      Johannes
      You've been visited by Hellbear Smasher of fortune. Clap your paws and copy paste this message 5 times without getting banned by mods and luck be with you for the next year
      1. shiteatingnippledick has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
    6. Curious_Tongue
      Curious_Tongue
      Do you like Hellraiser?
      1. Zorba the Hutt and shiteatingnippledick have expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
    7. Curious_Tongue
      Curious_Tongue
      "Complexity is only simplicity multiplied."

      May I ask what the source is?
      1. shiteatingnippledick has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      2. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        It's an original quote. You can attribute it to me.
        Sep 30, 2014
    8. Planetar
      Planetar
      Please unprosperize me, DU.
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      2. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        In two months time, you'll be all like "damn I could be free from Prosperland now if only I'd maintained patience and resilience".
        Sep 8, 2014
      3. Planetar
        Planetar
        I have no guarantee you will actually go through on your promise, or that you won't lock me up again whimsically, or that you won't think of another impossible challenge. Trust is an easy thing to lose, DarkUnderlord, and no one will toil for two months without trust.
        Sep 8, 2014
      4. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        Congratulations Planetar! You are eligible for our second level of prosperisation. At this level, your ability to post comments on people's profiles is removed. Please indicate your acceptance below to gain access to this level.
        Sep 8, 2014
    9. Broseph
      Broseph
      I will rise to your challenge, DarkUnderlord. You can't keep me down forever.
      1. shiteatingnippledick has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
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      3. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        Excellent! Now we just have to wait for prosper's approval.
        Jul 17, 2014
      4. Broseph
        Broseph
        I've received prosper's fist - release me.
        Jul 17, 2014
      5. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        You received the fist of prosper so quickly? Truly you are a wonder.
        Jul 17, 2014
    10. crojipjip
      crojipjip
      men the most recent posts i can find about myself using your search system is from apr 2014.
    11. crojipjip
      crojipjip
      prosper keyword is not returning recent history.
      1. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        Try the anti-flux de-contaminator on the apex distributor.
        Jun 22, 2014
    12. crojipjip
      crojipjip
      SlavemasterT has repeatedly threatened to harass/harm me. On your site today he admitted the desire again. Go ahead and forward to me his IP to my inbox please.
      1. Broseph, Jick Magger, oscar and 1 other person have expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
    13. DragoFireheart
    14. crojipjip
      crojipjip
      that's a men!
      1. shiteatingnippledick, Broseph, kaizoku and 2 others have expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
    15. jcd
      jcd
      crojipjip: reset password to men
    16. Lumpy
      Lumpy
      Okay, DU, time to bring this to an end. Broseph's got his signatures; release him, imprison Liberal's new alt, and tell me whether I should get one of those flappy bicycle locks or a heavy D-Lock given I live in a mid-sized city so there's not a lot of thefts but then again there are a few.
    17. Broseph
      Broseph
      Check Lumpy's page again. I have completed the quest.
    18. Broseph
      Broseph
      My quest is complete. Imprison Liberal and release me from Prosperland.
    19. Broseph
      Broseph
      Please put Liberal back in the gulag and release me ASAP. No one on the forum wants this.
    20. Lumpy
      Lumpy
    21. Lumpy
      Lumpy
      Not sure if this is the right place to ask, but I was thinking about buying myself a bike and I was wondering what the difference is between those thin-wheeled city bikes, and the sturdier mountain bikes. Can you take a city bike for a cycling trip to the countryside, or is the mountain bike the only one that's good in all situations?

      Thanks in advance!
      1. cincinnatus.c and Scrooge have expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
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      3. Lumpy
        Lumpy
        Also which one is best for out-of-town areas that aren't mountains?
        Apr 2, 2014
      4. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        You'll need an "out-of-town" bike for those areas. You can buy a trailer for your mountain bike and put your OOT bike on that, then swap them around when you get need to. If you have a second trailer, you can carry a City bike as well and then you'll have every bike you need no matter where you go!
        Apr 2, 2014
      5. Lumpy
        Lumpy
        Thanks for the help! I'll try to see if any of my local cycle shops has bike trailers. :)

        Will keep you updated!
        Apr 2, 2014
    22. Glyphwright
      Glyphwright
      Please don't send me back to prosperland when April 1 is over. Or before. Or ever. Please. :(
      1. alkeides has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      2. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        Your continued freedom from Prosperland relies on Broseph's successful completion of his assigned challenges.
        Apr 1, 2014
      3. Glyphwright
        Glyphwright
        Meaning, if Broseph succeeds in his challenges, both of us will be free from Prosperland? Please clarify whether I need to help him, or work against him.
        Apr 1, 2014
    23. Lumpy
      Lumpy
      Hi everyone.
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      2. Lumpy
        Lumpy
        Hi @Broseph. How's things? :)
        Apr 1, 2014
      3. Broseph
        Broseph
        Just bein' prosperous.
        Apr 1, 2014
      4. Lumpy
        Lumpy
        Oh cool. :D
        Apr 1, 2014
    24. Broseph
      Broseph
      I'm expecting those challenges in my inbox by tomorrow morning. Also, I want my "Artist Formerly Known as Prosper" tag.
    25. shiteatingnippledick
      shiteatingnippledick
      Why can I post only in prosper land? This must be somekind of mistake.
      1. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        Mistakes like this often happen on the codex. It will probably be corrected soon enough.
        Mar 28, 2014
      2. shiteatingnippledick
        shiteatingnippledick
        Never thought it to be anything else but a mistake. Thank you.
        Mar 28, 2014
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