Darth Roxor
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Actually, I think this one's better, 'cause it's a lot more subtle.
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| 1eyedking on Knights of the Chalice wrote: | | If I want that shit I fire up ToEE which has a much better interface, and much more interesting dungeons, even if they're utter crap (yes, KotC's are that bad) |
Let's play: The Shivah (X-TREME Rabbinism)
Let's play: The Horde (witness the horrible rape of Sir Chauncey)
Let's play: The Blackwell Trilogy (can't think of a witty headline)
Let's play: Rage of Mages 2 (where mages yell 'FFFUUUUU...') |
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Aradesh
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Location: Neverwinter, City of Banality
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| Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:54 am Post subject: |
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| Trash wrote: | | Fool. It will be a monday. Mondays always suck. |
Yes, but Thursday will be the end of the world according to the Hitch-Hiker's Guide.
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WholesaleGenocide
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| Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:01 am Post subject: |
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| Aradesh wrote: | | Trash wrote: | | Fool. It will be a monday. Mondays always suck. |
Yes, but Thursday will be the end of the world according to the Hitch-Hiker's Guide. |
Wait...But...Age of Decadence is being released on Thursday!
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| Trash wrote: | | Reinstate me. Why? Just look at this thread and realise how utterly horrible all the others are. |
| Andyman Messiah wrote: | | Yeah sorry, Trash but we need a moderator, not a coward. |
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Aradesh
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| Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:24 am Post subject: |
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VD never could get the hang of Thursdays...
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micmu
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| Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:49 am Post subject: |
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| A new Doom expansion? A bit late but nice nonetheless. When's the international release? |
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Aradesh
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| Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:27 am Post subject: |
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| micmu wrote: | | A new Doom expansion? A bit late but nice nonetheless. When's the international release? |
Shortly after Grimoire and Corpse Crew win Cleve the Nobel Prize, of course. Barring some kind of imbalance in the multiverse...
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DefJam101
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| Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 7:42 am Post subject: |
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Stronger than reason
Stronger than lies
The only truth I know
Is the look in your eyes
The look in your eyes!
Just like a car crash
Just like a knife
My favorite weapon
Is the look in your eyes
You've run out of lies!
You've run out of lies!
You've run out of lies!
You've run out of lies!
You've run out of lies!
You've run out of lies!
You've run out of lies!
There's a ton locked in your empty eyes
Get out of my life!
I'm chewing on glass
And eating my fingers
I'm not the one
Who's run out of lies
Lies!
You've run out of lies!
You've run out of lies!
You've run out of lies!
You've run out of lies!
You've run out of time!
Cutting my face
And walking on splinters
I lost my soul
To the look in your eyes
Your eyes!
You ran out of lies!
You ran out of lies!
You ran out of lies!
You ran out of time!
Stigmata!
Oh, you have empty eyes!...
They tell me nothing, nothing but lies
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DarkUnderlord
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| Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:58 am Post subject: Re: Ultimate DOOM Expansion Set for Kwanzania |
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| Cleveland Mark Blakemore wrote: | Next 30 days.
Watch and see. |
August 24th, 2009. 30 days and counting...
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Cleveland Mark Blakemore
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Notice how the closer it gets, the more the Kwans squeal it isn't so. The denial gets more hysterical and shrill as the hammer lowers.
"Besides ... I mean, c'mon ... this is ridiculous! We're all edjumifacated! Amerikwa is the greatest country because we have like ... stuff! And that stuff is like ... invulnerable! HA! I laugh at people who say we're like ... retarded! Because we have like ... stuff!"
(20 minutes later, they're laying unconscious on their backs on top of a two story high pile of burning ZOGBux with third world scavengers cutting off their underwear and taking turns pissing into their mouths)
Yeah. Your stuff will like ... protect you. Because you're number one. And whatnot and what have you.
My sources tell me it's going to be ATOMIC meltdown for the financial sector. Testicle shriveling, tongue blistering bugeyed megadoom.
ULTIMATE ECONOMIC ITZ.
Oh yes, there will be blood.
Scared yet? You should be. Baby meat in 3D and smell-0-vision.
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AndhairaX
I post less now. Please ignore me anyway
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| Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Well this has been stickied so lets see. I personally do not forsee any major meltdowns but lets give Cleve the benefit of the doubt. |
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Freelance Henchman
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| Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:12 pm Post subject: |
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Codex needs an ITZ subforum much more than a trannie subforum.
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Jaime Lannister
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| Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:22 pm Post subject: |
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Cleve, if you won't say who wins the world series at least give us the winner of the 2010 world cup.
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Aradesh
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Notice how the more deranged he gets, the more Cleve breathes hellfire and brimstone. The delusion gets more hysterical and shrill as reality fails to meet his expectations.
"Babymeat... DOOM... ITZ... vaults... wiped clean... Insert Fallout-pillaged analogy here. HA! You're all doomed... In just five days the WORLD WILL END."
(20 minutes later, the Codex is doubled-up with laughter, laying in comfort and mental stability as Cleve gibbers and twitches from his vault, changing his catheter before going back to reading the conspiracy nut websites)
Yeah. His vault will like... protect him. Because the end times are coming. And whatnot and what have you.
My sources tell m it's going to be ATOMIC bullshit next from Cleve's keyboard.
Testicle-shrivelled, tongue blistered bugeyed bullshit.
ULTIMATE APOCALYPTIC BULLSHIT.
Oh yes, there will be blood.
Scared yet? You should be. Total fucking self-delusion in 3D and smell-0-vision. It's the wife you've got to pity.
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MisterStone
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| Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:19 pm Post subject: |
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| Cleveland Mark Blakemore wrote: | Notice how the closer it gets, the more the Kwans squeal it isn't so. The denial gets more hysterical and shrill as the hammer lowers.
"Besides ... I mean, c'mon ... this is ridiculous! We're all edjumifacated! Amerikwa is the greatest country because we have like ... stuff! And that stuff is like ... invulnerable! HA! I laugh at people who say we're like ... retarded! Because we have like ... stuff!"
(20 minutes later, they're laying unconscious on their backs on top of a two story high pile of burning ZOGBux with third world scavengers cutting off their underwear and taking turns pissing into their mouths)
Yeah. Your stuff will like ... protect you. Because you're number one. And whatnot and what have you.
My sources tell me it's going to be ATOMIC meltdown for the financial sector. Testicle shriveling, tongue blistering bugeyed megadoom.
ULTIMATE ECONOMIC ITZ.
Oh yes, there will be blood.
Scared yet? You should be. Baby meat in 3D and smell-0-vision. |
Yeah, OK, I'm on then. This shit actually happens, I will accept a ban for whatever time period DU thinks is appropriate. If not, Cleve gets the ban.
I realize that Cleve's post is still retardedly vague, but I'll put my trust in DU to decide whether or not he is right this time.
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| Helton wrote: | | I am reminded of the legendary Beast Wars episode "Code of Hero" where Dinobot realizes (bringing resolution to an outstanding existential crises) that he is, in fact, in control of his own destiny. His fate is not pre-ordained. "Ironic", he realizes, "for I now find that I have no choice at all. I... Am a warrior. Let the battle be joined." |
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Jaime Lannister
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| Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:31 pm Post subject: |
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If Cleve is right a ban is the least of your worries, making this a low-risk scenario for MisterStone and a high-risk scenario for Cleve.
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Clockwork Knight
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| Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:19 pm Post subject: |
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and cleve takes no risks
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| nomask7 wrote: | If you've ever worked in a kindergarten, you've probably noticed how one child sometimes begins to chant something, such as "all bears are toys, all bears are toys", then other children will join in with him, so that after a while every child in the room is chanting, "all bears are toys, all bears are toys." You might put in, "No they are not. That one in the picture, for example." They would continue, "all bears are toys, all bears are toys."
That really happens, and quite often too. It's also exactly how adults in academia think and behave most of the time. |
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wesleyclark
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| Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:27 pm Post subject: |
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Can someone in the know opine on whether or not we'll get the AoD combat demo in the next four weeks?
I was really looking forward to the whole game, but that seems pretty hopeless now. |
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asper
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| Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 7:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Can you faggots just for once stop giving Cleve the attention he so desperately craves? |
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MisterStone
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When his ass gets banned he'll be starving for it.
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| Helton wrote: | | I am reminded of the legendary Beast Wars episode "Code of Hero" where Dinobot realizes (bringing resolution to an outstanding existential crises) that he is, in fact, in control of his own destiny. His fate is not pre-ordained. "Ironic", he realizes, "for I now find that I have no choice at all. I... Am a warrior. Let the battle be joined." |
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DefJam101
nigger fails at math
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| Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 7:05 pm Post subject: |
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Cleve is getting undeserved attention on the internet!
I won't sleep for weeks!
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bat_boro
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Does your sources mention that we're actually starting to come out of the recession?
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| I'm not really ready for the apocalypse just yet, I have way too many unread books |
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I think you people should by now realise this is all about Cleve's epic decade long struggle with termites. It became a bit too personal in the late 90's and by now the poor man has lost all sense of proportion. This is all very sad, but I for one am glad to see he finally made an appointment with a professional exterminator.
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| CLEVE YOU CAN'T EVEN PREDICT THE RELEASE DATE OF YOUR GAME |
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