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Barrow_Bug
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Oh God, don't get me started on the marketing campaign for this particular title. It's evident it's utter fail- however- if your brain is corroded by reality television, you listen to commercial radio and enjoy innane horseshit- you prolly love it. Bioware continually selling the idea of a mature RPG is a moot one, as I couldn't really list any true 'mature' RPG's without listing the usual suspects. The campaign is utter fail, we all get that. But think of the market- a market of absolute idiots. Why is everyone continually suprised by this?
EA is marketing Dragon Age, not Bioware. Bioware did however make the New Shit video.
Barrow_Bug
Cipher
Jaesun said:
Yeah, and it was horrible. But can you imagine teenage boys the world over simply smashing themselves stupid over the idea of MM, Blood and titts?
MetalCraze
Arcane
Jaesun said:
This may come as a shocking revelation but Bioware is EA's internal studio.
Multi-headed Cow
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I think we're missing something important. Isn't Dragon Age supposed to be as moddable as NWN1 was? How will this heavier sex theme affect the terrible, god-awful sex themed modules that will be released for it? This is the real question.
Or maybe it is for me because I'm still bitter over "A Dance With Rogues". Hey, this has a great score. Lots of awards. Recommended by multiple people on a forum for a good module, and it's rogue heavy so it should have lots of traps and sneaking and cool things.
*Starts module*
*Plays for 5 minutes*
*Gets dicks in every orifice within 30 minutes*
*Closes the module and contemplates life*
Or maybe it is for me because I'm still bitter over "A Dance With Rogues". Hey, this has a great score. Lots of awards. Recommended by multiple people on a forum for a good module, and it's rogue heavy so it should have lots of traps and sneaking and cool things.
*Starts module*
*Plays for 5 minutes*
*Gets dicks in every orifice within 30 minutes*
*Closes the module and contemplates life*
Clockwork Knight
Arcane
Lol check the Underground mod for Morrowind. Top 10, yay ... wait, vampire sex?
Multi-headed Cow
Guest
Not to mention http://www.fallout3nexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=2273 that. I swear, RPG players are terrible people.
Look at the readme on that fucking thing. Look at all the work someone put into that. Jesus H Christ.
Look at the readme on that fucking thing. Look at all the work someone put into that. Jesus H Christ.
Multi-headed Cow said:
I.... Have no words....
Granted ALL Bethesduh games cause all kinds of these modders to crawl out off the woodwork and make these kinds of mods.
Thankfully you do NOT see a large amount of these kinds of .... stupid fucking mods for NWN/NWN2. They *do* have them, but are typically ignored.
Ahzaruuk
Arbiter
You don't want to see the Screenshots of Oblivion I've seen on lulz.net...Jaesun said:
kingcomrade
Kingcomrade
what
MetalCraze
Arcane
Multi-headed Cow said:
What do RPG players have to do with Failout 3? But other than that you are right - Failout 3 is a game for morons.
Multi-headed Cow
Guest
Ignored, or given awards and/or high scores?Jaesun said:
http://nwvault.ign.com/View.php?view=Mo ... il&id=1920
http://nwvault.ign.com/View.php?view=NW ... ail&id=250
http://nwvault.ign.com/View.php?view=NW ... ail&id=348
http://nwvault.ign.com/View.php?view=Mo ... il&id=4869
Module of the year, for god's sake.
And there are probably more horrifying NWN1/2 mods out there, but I never played many NWN1 modules and none for 2.
And since I'm heading out into left field, Dragon Age WAS supposed to be super moddable like NWN, right? I thought I heard that, but it would have been a year or two ago at least, so maybe they changed their mind.
Quick edit, I do agree Bethesda games get weird shit more than even NWN though. Probably because they're more... "Openly" moddable, without having to design an adventure around sweaty palms as much.
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Multi-headed Cow
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when i do the sex comands it dose it but my guys lower body is gone
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that is a big dick and she has big breast
kris
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kingcomrade said:
Kind of proves that the ones making these mods have not had sex themself.
Shannow
Waster of Time
You mean like in Mass Effect? Talk to them after every major mission and you'll land in bed with them if you don't explicitly tell them no? With the in game time seeming like 5-10 days max and with 4-5 dialogues longer than a minute? When you say the relationship develops over 30+ (playing) hours I look at ME and think: the relationship develops over ten minutes interspaced in something around 20 hours...aries202 said:
Which leads right over to the next point. I've already said this but it seems repetition is required: Let's take the example of Conan. That is pretty much like TW, the sex stuff is based on macho "players". Conan has hardly any emotion at all and all the hot chicks want to fuck him because he is a mighty barbarian. You can pull off stuff like:"Rrrrw, you are hot, babe!"
"I'm not only hot, I'm a slut, too. Take me now! Take me hard! I need you between my thighs. I'm soooooo wet." *moan*
And it fits. Not everybody might like it, but it fits.
Bioware on the other hand, want to touch <s>little children</s> their players emotionally. They like to provide extensive backround for the npcs and I don't think they consider their npcs sluts. So if they pull off similar stuff, call it mature and base a marketing campaign around it that just looks ridiculous.
As for graphic novels being mature: they are mature compared to normal comics. If you tell a non-comic nerd that that "comic" you are reading is mature because it is a graphic novel don't expect to be taken seriously.
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kris
Arcane
There is nothing unrealistic about woman jumping in bed early with this ultra alpha male that you most likely will have as character. (Partly depending on setting and culture of course.) It is just that it isn't particulary interesting.
Shannow
Waster of Time
http://www.rpgwatch.com/show/newsbit?newsbit=12302
Gaider's response. Short version:
Leliana doesn't know you slept with Morrigan. She's just angry because you talk to other women.
Morrigan doesn't just sleep with you because of the book but also because of other previous presents (she's not that cheap).
And Gaider thinks the presentation stank and you'd have to be a fucking moron to show the end of a romance because you haven't touched the viewer's <s>little children</s> emotions, yet.
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Gaider's response. Short version:
Leliana doesn't know you slept with Morrigan. She's just angry because you talk to other women.
Morrigan doesn't just sleep with you because of the book but also because of other previous presents (she's not that cheap).
And Gaider thinks the presentation stank and you'd have to be a fucking moron to show the end of a romance because you haven't touched the viewer's <s>little children</s> emotions, yet.
[Edit]:
Exactly my point about Conan. Just not the type Bioware makes. They aim for "romantic relationships" with the women being more than two dimensional fuck dolls. And that simply doesn't work very well together.
MetalCraze
Arcane
Gaydar said:
Well good to know that whores in Bioware games are really expensive.
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