Silellak
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No, we came for the Masamune, you worthless little shit.
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Let's... Trigger the Chronos. (What if...)
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No, we came for the Masamune, you worthless little shit.
Bahamut
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Well IIRC new boss theme plays while fighting with that fattie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGZNL0lbtjE&fmt=18
Better that all of those pseudo epic orchestral shit were getting at the moment
CT and FF6 really pushed SNES music to its limits
EDIT: Fuck it im gona ripp my CT PSX cd and play it on a emulator because my PSX is now senior retard that hardly reads discs (gosh i remember while i played chrono cross the game liked to hang while naming characters)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGZNL0lbtjE&fmt=18
Better that all of those pseudo epic orchestral shit were getting at the moment
CT and FF6 really pushed SNES music to its limits
EDIT: Fuck it im gona ripp my CT PSX cd and play it on a emulator because my PSX is now senior retard that hardly reads discs (gosh i remember while i played chrono cross the game liked to hang while naming characters)
Clockwork Knight
Arcane
ghostdog said:
Man, if only you named Robo "Dicksmoker"...or at least "Dksmkr".
ghostdog said:
Nowhere as good as Edge Maverick, though.
Can't say I blame them, though, they just stick two words that sound vaguely cool to a non-native speaker together, hoping the end result is awesome.
Masamune = "banalshitboring, I studied about that fag in school already"
GRAND = "cool"
LEON = "cool"
GRANDLEON =
MOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
GarfunkeL
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Audiomachine worked surprisingly well as background music for that boss fight! And where's my update, spectral canine?
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Welcome back codex, it's time for another trigger in the Cronos ! This time we'll be heading back to the prehistoric times...
WHAT THE HELL ?!
Holy shit, green reptilian things !
Wh-what are they ? Those things ?!
I know what they'll be in a minute... DEAD !!
Unfortunately, it seems they have friends...
What will we do, Crono ?!
Genocide seems to be the only option.
WHEN SUDDENLY
SCANTILY DRESSED STONE AGE WOMAN !
CORRECTION : SCANTILY DRESSED STONE AGE WOMAN THAT KICKS ASS !!
What's up with her ? She's having green things for lunch.
The rest are coming this way !
Let them come !
The Dinomen throw rocks that can render us unconscious, but they don't last long.
AND THEN :
Awesome entrance.
...She attacks Crono ?!
Or does she... ?
We could change our name here if we wanted, but I'll keep it Crono.
I'm Crono. What's your name ?
Called Crono ? Is good name. Me ? My name is Ayla. Ayla like strong men. So Ayla like Crono.
I think Ayla likes you, Crono...
But Marle doesn't like this one bit...
Yous strong too. AYla like strong people. Even if man, even if woman.
What's that supposed to mean ?
heeey let's get ready for some triple-techs baby !
Bummer.
Where Cronos come from ?
Uh, errr, I wonder how we should say this...
I think Lucca is best suited for the scientific explanation.
We came from tomorrow's tomorrow's tomorrow's faar off tomorrow.
Hah, ha, ha ! You funny. Ayla like funny people.
This is hopeless.
She just made an offer we can't refuse.
Ok, I'm sold. Let's go.
We very much want to come but we're looking for a stone called "Dreamstone".
Stone ? Full of stone. There too, here too in village too. If want, give lots.
Come, Ioka Village this way. Follow, Crono !
Come on people, follow the wild woman !
...
Whoa, the gal is fast...
Since men from the future can't jump we'll have to follow the long route, fighting dinosaurs...
Eventually we catch up with her.
Come, Ioka Village this way !
Well, i guess its... PARTY TIME !
Strong man, Crono !
Yo.
His friends Lucca, Marle !
...
Come on, Crono too, drink, eat, sing, dance !
We'll definitely party, but what about the ladies ?
Lucca can't resist the crazy beat !
Marle doesn't need much convincing, she's a party girl after all.
What do the natives have to say though ?
Don't worry dude, 650.001.000 from now, your music is still hip.
Some of the natives seem butthurt though:
Come on, Crono too, drink !
Let's drink the good stuff baby !
I'm gonna dance too !!
Holy shit, Marle is high !
Lucca isn't far behind.
Sure thing. Bring the booze !
Here, take this huge bucket and let me fill it with this burbling liquid.
... !!
We Can't back off now !
GIF
Daum, this scene is craazy.
Whoa, I definitely feel like a rock crashed on my head after drinking this...
Ayala fight Dinomen. Dinomen leader called Azala. Azala very smart...
Get it off your chest baby ! Tell it all to dr. Crono.
Ioka village all fight. No fight people go Laruba Village. Laruba Village, no know where. Always run from Dinomen. Azala mean to get rid of Ioka too, Laruba too... But Ayla not lose. Stop fight, that when Ayla die !
FUCK YEAH ! Let's go and kill this Azala dude right now !
No mind that. Today happy met Crono day. Drink, eat, sing, dance !
Let's do that !
But what about the dreamstone ?
Yes ! I Think that's the one !
This very rare. This stone proof of strong person. Strongest in Ioka Village Ayla ! So this Ayla's.
I want !
If want, have match with Ayla ! If Crono wins, this Crono's.
Bring it on !
FUCK YEAH, it's a drinking match !
Nobody can out-drink Crono !
Even with that prehistoric dude who's beating us with a stick... we WIN !
Crono drank well. Final, one more drink, your strength, buhah !
Buhah foreva !
Then we drink... Buhaaah !!
And thus the night went on...
...
...
...
...
And then the morning came...
WASTED, BABY...
Damn, girl, you partied like crazy last night...
Huh ? I did what ? You're lying ! But why do I have such a headache...
Marle, how about you, are you ok ?
Morning Crono. Last night was reaaly fun !
Hey, wait a minute, something is fishy here !
My tooth ! What happened to my tooth ?!
Umm... dude, there's a baby here...
What the hell is a fucking tiger doing in the bathroom ?!!
Chocobos ?!
It's... It's gone !
What is ?!
Th-the Gate Key is gone !!
Well, fuck me sideways !
Whoever made these footprints must have taken the Gate Key...
Without the key, we'll be stuck here forever...
It seems that hangover is the least of our worries...
WHAT THE HELL ?!
Holy shit, green reptilian things !
Unfortunately, it seems they have friends...
WHEN SUDDENLY
SCANTILY DRESSED STONE AGE WOMAN !
CORRECTION : SCANTILY DRESSED STONE AGE WOMAN THAT KICKS ASS !!
What's up with her ? She's having green things for lunch.
The Dinomen throw rocks that can render us unconscious, but they don't last long.
AND THEN :
Awesome entrance.
...She attacks Crono ?!
Or does she... ?
We could change our name here if we wanted, but I'll keep it Crono.
But Marle doesn't like this one bit...
heeey let's get ready for some triple-techs baby !
Bummer.
She just made an offer we can't refuse.
Whoa, the gal is fast...
Since men from the future can't jump we'll have to follow the long route, fighting dinosaurs...
Eventually we catch up with her.
Well, i guess its... PARTY TIME !
We'll definitely party, but what about the ladies ?
Lucca can't resist the crazy beat !
Marle doesn't need much convincing, she's a party girl after all.
What do the natives have to say though ?
Some of the natives seem butthurt though:
Let's drink the good stuff baby !
Holy shit, Marle is high !
Lucca isn't far behind.
We Can't back off now !
Daum, this scene is craazy.
Let's do that !
But what about the dreamstone ?
FUCK YEAH, it's a drinking match !
Nobody can out-drink Crono !
Even with that prehistoric dude who's beating us with a stick... we WIN !
And thus the night went on...
...
...
...
...
And then the morning came...
WASTED, BABY...
Hey, wait a minute, something is fishy here !
Well, fuck me sideways !
It seems that hangover is the least of our worries...
spekkio
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This update proves that this game was at least 100 times more manly than all Bioware games put together (maybe except MDK2)...
BTW - official soundtrack for this update:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAXPUN2z2CE
GarfunkeL
Racism Expert
The first time I played CT I innocently thought that Ayla was really attacking Crono. Took couple of years until I realized the undercurrent there and why Marle was always so worried about Ayla :D
Erebus
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Ayla is so awesome.
The music's not bad either : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-AfvgFf ... re=related
The music's not bad either : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-AfvgFf ... re=related
Damned Registrations
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Wtf? Why does she spell the name differently in the same sentence? And shouldn't it just be grabbed straight for whatever you named him anyways?
Glad to see another update anyways. Prehistoric era was pretty cool, I remember lots of the enemies having cool little mechanics/AI quirks, even more so than the rest of the game.
Brother None
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Maybe she's referring to the group as multiples cronos? One crono, three cronos?
Bahamut
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Erebus said:
This one got cutscene too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kzxqc5OeOTY
I just beat the game two days ago and i discovered that in truth it was jap rom hack with added snes translation (two movies had jap subtitles), and some retranslated stuff for PS was just the same as in snes one,
btw: i powerleveled a bit to get all techs and then... game was just too piss easy
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The party's over ! Next morning found us with massive hangover, eating dirt and with our GATE KEY STOLEN.
facepalm :
Let's do that.
Uhh... Ayla ?
Snore-snkkkkkh-!
Ayla !!
Drank too much Rock Crash. braaap...
Sorry to bother you when you're hangover, but something important was stolen from us while we were sleeping.
Wh-what ? Must be Dino... urp... Dinomen act ! Crono Come with Ayla !
Yes ma'am !
We'll also take dear old robo. Ayla easily the strongest character we have, combined with robo we have a powerhouse, although we suffer a bit on attacking multiple enemies since Ayla's techs are mostly single enemy attacks.
Heh, Ayla is still hangover. Let's ask around.
It's good Chrono can use lightning magic then
Hunt in Hunting Forest. Gather "Petal", "Fang", "Horn" and "Feather". And when rain, very rare monster come out.
But what are they for ?
Trade for good profit ! Good profit !!
That's right, we can trade this stuff to buy new weapons and armor.
Good to know the ancients knew the secrets of gunpowder
Let's invade more huts.
Daze Forest scary place. Path Tricky. Many monsters. Chief be careful.
We sure will, anything more of interest ?
Where Kino went ? Not see since morning.
Don't know him, don't care. Tell me about the dinomen.
They leave footprints, run. Chase footprints. Find where THEY are !
Dinomen cruel cold blood. Dinomen hard scales. Need much power to beat.
I've got the powah baby.
The daze forest is to the south but first we should go to the hunting ground and get some of those ingredients.
Generally you find various types of frogs and slimes to fight...
But when it starts to rain, a special monster sometimes appear :
What the hell is he doing ?
He looks mentally unstable.
Ayla , watch out !
:shock: he just left Ayla with 1 hp. We must fight back !
Thankfully after that hit it when into a trance or something so we're able to hit it with everything we've got.
Yeah ! We won and Ayla learned Kiss ! I wonder what kind of ability that is...
Not only did we receive a good amount of XP and tech points but we also got a shitload of ingredients. I think we'll wait for a couple of more rains...
Here he is again, let's beat the shit out of him !
:slap:
ARGGH! I'm injured ! Ayla, you learned a new healing tech, didn't you ?!
Ayla heal Crono ! *kiss*
... !! 
Good thing Marle isn't here...
I kept on fighting in the hunting grounds to get ingredients and let Ayla learn some more techs :
Volt bite a really nice crono-ayla tech that combines Ayla's punch with Crono's lightning. But enough of that let's get back to buy some new weapons.
We get everyone packed with the best accessories stone age has to offer. The good thing is that you can get as many weapons and armors as you want if you have enough ingredients, and you can sell them for a good price to vendors.
As you can see Ayla doesn't need a weapon, she fights with her bare fists. I would certainly not want to get slapped by her...
Ok time to head to the Daze forest !
Huh ? Someone is here...
Ah, it's that butthurt faggot.
S-sorry, Ayla... Kino stole Crono's thing...
WHat ?! you little motherf-
Why took ?!
Kino like Ayla best ! Ayla say like Crono, but Kino not like that...
:shock:
Because Ayla no like Kino...
That wrong ! Ayla like Kino best. That why not forgive bad things ! That wrong !!
Ayla... Sorry Ayla ! Sorry Crono !
So, your ingenious plan was to keep us stranded here and give me enough time to steal your woman ? Great thinking there buddy.
Now, give back important thing to Cronos !
...not have. Taken by Dinomen...
WHAT ?! YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER BITCHSLAP COMING YOUR WAY MISTER !
Went in these trees...
Aylas go. Kino go back village. Kino protect village when Ayla not there !
(Apparently, Brother None was right about Stone Age grammar)
Got it Ayla !
Ayla's one tough cookie.
Now, we chase Dinomen ! Take back Crono's important thing !
Y-Yes ma'am !!
So it wasn't the dinomen who stole the key in the first place. That little bastard must have gone through the trouble of creating fake dinomen marks on the ground.
Anyway, we bring back robo and head into the forest.
The marks bring us to some winged apes and other abominations, but we make sort work of them. Eventually we reach a clearing and we find the...
Inside we take down a pack of Aycitbeetles and then we come across a bottomless pit.
Of course, we jump right in.
That brings us to the lair of a Megasaur. Megasaurs are nasty dudes that have very high defense. The trick is to use lightning on the them and make them shocked. Afterwards, they're easy prey...
We continue downwards, fighting dinomen, apes and megasaurs...
And then we reach an underground hall...
WHO ?!
Hu, hu, perfect timing. What do you use this device for... ?
It's... an electric toothpick.
You're lying ! Then I have no choice... I'll make you talk.
Uh-oh
Looks mean.
We've fought bigger. Let's give him the standard dinomen treatment !
Volt Bite, Cronos !
Good. And now we pound him...
Unfortunately he has some tricks up his sleeve...
Another discharge would kill us all, but we heal, shock him again and get back to business...
YEAH Nizbel is eating dirt ! Now it's time we had a talk with Azala...
I... I can't believe Nizbel lost to the apes...
Now, give back Crono's that !
Yeah, give it back before we go ape on you...
...But remember. This earth belongs to us, Dinomen...
Azala slips out , villainous style. But at least we now have the gate key !
Ayla is angry though...
u... ugeh...
Hangover is a bitch.
I believe we've just witnessed the first ever booze-vomiting scene in video games !
Back to Ayla's hut :
We owe you one for all you've done... It's been fun.
I'll sure miss the booze and your healing techniques...
...
Sorry Crono. Kino get stronger, even more than Crono !
Come again, Crono ! Have party. Drink. Eat. Dance. Fight. Fun !
We'll try to come back, you stone age people know how to have a good time. Farewell !
Time to climb back to the mystery mountains...
And then jump down again...
We've got a legendary sword to repair !
But first why don't we pay a visit to old-boy spekkio ?
Hey, now he looks a lot meaner, let's try him out.
whoops
We're no match for spekkio at this point. Let's head back to Melc- , I mean Bosch.
But the Grandleon and Dreamstone were... Oh, never mind, wait a minute.
I'll help too !!
Refine the Dreamstone for me, Lucca. I'll carry out the activation of the sword.
Got it ! Leave it to me, Lucca the Great !
...
A lot of time passes...
Awesome !! This is the Gradleaon ?!
Well, if you get me involved that's how it is...
Well, Crono, let's take the grandleon to Frog's place, quick !
A sword may become either a means of taking life or a means of saving life, depending how the user's heart is. Be sure not to misuse it.
Time to misuse some swords.
facepalm :
Let's do that.
We'll also take dear old robo. Ayla easily the strongest character we have, combined with robo we have a powerhouse, although we suffer a bit on attacking multiple enemies since Ayla's techs are mostly single enemy attacks.
Heh, Ayla is still hangover. Let's ask around.
It's good Chrono can use lightning magic then
That's right, we can trade this stuff to buy new weapons and armor.
Good to know the ancients knew the secrets of gunpowder
Let's invade more huts.
The daze forest is to the south but first we should go to the hunting ground and get some of those ingredients.
Generally you find various types of frogs and slimes to fight...
But when it starts to rain, a special monster sometimes appear :
:shock: he just left Ayla with 1 hp. We must fight back !
Thankfully after that hit it when into a trance or something so we're able to hit it with everything we've got.
Yeah ! We won and Ayla learned Kiss ! I wonder what kind of ability that is...
Not only did we receive a good amount of XP and tech points but we also got a shitload of ingredients. I think we'll wait for a couple of more rains...
Good thing Marle isn't here...
I kept on fighting in the hunting grounds to get ingredients and let Ayla learn some more techs :
Volt bite a really nice crono-ayla tech that combines Ayla's punch with Crono's lightning. But enough of that let's get back to buy some new weapons.
We get everyone packed with the best accessories stone age has to offer. The good thing is that you can get as many weapons and armors as you want if you have enough ingredients, and you can sell them for a good price to vendors.
As you can see Ayla doesn't need a weapon, she fights with her bare fists. I would certainly not want to get slapped by her...
Ok time to head to the Daze forest !
Huh ? Someone is here...
Ah, it's that butthurt faggot.
:shock:
WHAT ?! YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER BITCHSLAP COMING YOUR WAY MISTER !
(Apparently, Brother None was right about Stone Age grammar)
So it wasn't the dinomen who stole the key in the first place. That little bastard must have gone through the trouble of creating fake dinomen marks on the ground.
Anyway, we bring back robo and head into the forest.
The marks bring us to some winged apes and other abominations, but we make sort work of them. Eventually we reach a clearing and we find the...
Inside we take down a pack of Aycitbeetles and then we come across a bottomless pit.
Of course, we jump right in.
That brings us to the lair of a Megasaur. Megasaurs are nasty dudes that have very high defense. The trick is to use lightning on the them and make them shocked. Afterwards, they're easy prey...
We continue downwards, fighting dinomen, apes and megasaurs...
And then we reach an underground hall...
WHO ?!
Uh-oh
Looks mean.
Good. And now we pound him...
Unfortunately he has some tricks up his sleeve...
Another discharge would kill us all, but we heal, shock him again and get back to business...
YEAH Nizbel is eating dirt ! Now it's time we had a talk with Azala...
Azala slips out , villainous style. But at least we now have the gate key !
Ayla is angry though...
Hangover is a bitch.
I believe we've just witnessed the first ever booze-vomiting scene in video games !
Back to Ayla's hut :
Time to climb back to the mystery mountains...
And then jump down again...
We've got a legendary sword to repair !
But first why don't we pay a visit to old-boy spekkio ?
Hey, now he looks a lot meaner, let's try him out.
whoops
We're no match for spekkio at this point. Let's head back to Melc- , I mean Bosch.
A lot of time passes...
Time to misuse some swords.
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