Let's see Gaddafi conquer Earth in Modern Day Scenario 2 1.6

Look at the imperialists trembling before the might of Neo-Babylon! It is magnificent.

Good stuff. But can you hold the huge area again? Otherwise you might end up with the same problem as before?

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This lack of updates is making baby Jesus cry!

Suffer not the amerikwan to live

Retaking Algeria, pushing Kwans to their Doom. That is the way of the King of Kings!

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To maintain their encirclement, a courageous HQ division arrives and attempts to hold its ground long enough for the Kwanzanians stuck within the center of Africa to run out of bullets. They fight with bravery and courage in the name of the King of Kings, supported only by heavy artillery barrages of the artillery brigade attached to them.

Unfortunately, they couldn't stop them, but fortunately, they are advancing very slowly, for their fate was already sealed.



Another offensive is thus launched against them, and this time, they are so exhausted that hopefully they won't withstand the glorious Neo-Babylonian Army.

It was another difficult battle in spite of the certainty that sooner or later, the enemies would run fully out of supplies and thus become totally incapable of fighting any further. The victory came, and now, it was only a matter of time before countless dozens of thousands of manboons would meet their deserved fate, and another blow would be dealt against the war machine of the Great Satan.



More encirclements were being also done in East Africa, and soon three manboon divisions would meet ITZ and be beheaded, as there is nothing more appropriate for a fate to those who insult the religion of peace and oppress and exploit the peoples of Africa as tools of imperialism and tyranny.





GADDAFU AKBAR!



With the hopes another encirclement can further destroy the Great Satan forces, a risky offensive begins against the city of Tunis. Because it always happens at the right time, and the right place, by coincidence a few hours after the start of the attack rain comes.



Reinforcements are provided to the offensive soon enough, and that was fortunate because the Kwans were holding Tunis quite well. This turns out as a quite difficult battle, but now, both battles may be won in a short time, for no matter how advanced they are, the forces of Kwanzania will never stop being manboons. Twenty years ago, shortly before the rise of fascism in Amerikwa, the manboons even were celebrating the death of King of Kings, too dumb to realize the consequences of all that was happening. After twenty years, the newer generations are even dumber than the dumbest dumbfuck, and Amerikwa is starting to look too close to a mix between Idiocracy and Nineteen Eighty-Four.



They will pay greatly for their blindness. They already paid a great price, and once they rose from the chains of televitz and dumbing down to create future generations even more idiotic than the previous, it was already too late to stop fascism. Now it was too late to stop the coming of the Light of Islam to America, for sooner or later, ITZ COMING!





The D-21L is a new, natively developed main battle tank, using the latest in advanced technologies, that will be fitted with a railgun instead of the tank guns of the 20th century and include artificial intelligences as part of their electronics. It will be a major edge in the future, as the mainstay of the glorious Neo-Babylonian Army in its goal of making the King of Kings into the Emperor of Emperors of Mankind.



And thus, more three divisions wiped out. How long will they withstand such grievous losses while their own people rise in arms for freedom? The Great Satan end is coming. In the mid 21st Century, their empire shall fall in the most ITZ way possible!



Although victory would have meant countless divisions lost for the enemy, unfortunately the attackers lacked in organization, in spite of their numerical superiority, and thus the outcome of this battle was not yet clear.





Countless Amerikwan divisions are outrun and forced to surrender or die! The Emperor of Emperors protects!



Once again, they beg for peace, perhaps aware of the nearing of the Ultimate DOOM Expansion Set for Kwanzania. But they will never have peace after all atrocities they have done in Africa, in the Middle East and all across the world. There is no peace for the imperialist. There is only War! And now that they are losing it, of course they want to get out, but they won't have such chance. This conflict won't be left unfinished. It will only end once the United States of Amerikwa is wiped off from the map, as predicted by the great prophet Cleveland Mark Blakemore.



Deprived of organization, the great men still cannot hold their ground, and thus have to retreat west. But no matter what, soon Algiers will be freed of imperialism.



One less division for the enemy. The final liberation of Africa gets closer for every one of them that falls. In time, there will be no remaining imperialist in Africa.







Every technology has been throughly developed in the long-term project. Now, all that remains are the first field trainings and the formation of the first chapter of Star Mujahideens once these preparations are complete.



Meanwhile, now Algiers is on the verge of freedom from imperialism! Algeria is thus mostly liberated as this is the way of the Invincible Colonel!



A major battle happens at Bougie, if successful, eight divisions less for Kwanzania. It becomes one of the toughest battles fought by the glorious Neo-Babylonian army, for they are well prepared for this, and still supplied by sea, while the Neo-Babylonian forces have suffered continual strength losses from the casualties, the blood needed in sacrifice to free Africa. However, they didn't waver, they just did what they could to crush those eight divisions and put them down, permanently.





Even against superior technology and well-organized forces the King of Kings prevail!



Three armored divisions race to hold Algiers once this major victory is achieved, as another large legion of manboons arrive to attempt taking them down. Outnumbered and facing technologically superior forces, they still defend the city with great bravery and determination.





As the battle carries on, Kwanzania introduces new, sparse but powerful war machines attached to their special forces, the large combat robots, and yet, the glorious Neo-Babylonian army never wavers in spite of being surrounded by Great Satan legions.





EVEN OUTNUMBERED THOSE GUIDED BY THE EMPEROR OF EMPERORS SHALL PREVAIL AND IMPERIALISM IS EVEN CLOSER FROM BEING ENTIRELY PURGED FROM AFRICA!

On another matter, wordpress fucked up and apparently wiped out several images I uploaded.

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On another matter, wordpress fucked up and apparently wiped out several images I uploaded.

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They're in league with the imperialists!

Those have to be shops, not that I don't believe that they would write such things, but for the fact that the lettering looks the same on them all. Look at the way the E has the exact same bend on the top every time. Except for one place but thats clearly something left over from the original message as can be seen in the difference of color of the letters.

Merkwürdigliebe said:

Those have to be shops, not that I don't believe that they would write such things, but for the fact that the lettering looks the same on them all. Look at the way the E has the exact same bend on the top every time. Except for one place but thats clearly something left over from the original message as can be seen in the difference of color of the letters.

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I dunno, its pretty good for 'shopping. Especially since there are several places where there are normal E's as well as the curved one. Even the bends in some parts where they are holding and the carboard is reflecting light in different amounts.

Plus, my racism says its got to be real. Thats what we expect them to say so of course they must be saying it.

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http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/muslimprotest.asp

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Ahh yes, the great cartoon protests. Of course. I can't think of a better reason to try and make more people hate you than threatening they should be beheaded for drawing a picture of someone. Except of course involving kiddie porn somehow. Thats the only thing worse.

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dextermorgan said:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/muslimprotest.asp

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Ahh yes, the great cartoon protests. Of course. I can't think of a better reason to try and make more people hate you than threatening they should be beheaded for drawing a picture of someone. Except of course involving kiddie porn somehow. Thats the only thing worse.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aisha#Marriage_to_Muhammad



I'd love to see some ragheads declaring Jihad against 4chan, considering there are some totally Not Suitable For Anything works of drawfags inspired by the same theme.



Also, I ran out of freely available original images so I decided macros might enrich this thread if used sparingly.



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All Quiet in the Western Front. All Victory in All Fronts

A song of the Pimp of Pimps



The Glorious Neo-Babylonian Army further pushes the infidels of the Great Satan out of Africa, marking great victories against the logistically strained, demoralized and weakened Kwan forces.



They try to land in Bougie, and although the forces in the Western Front are exhausted and need to position themselves to rest, their number and greater elan pushes through, throwing the imperialists back to the sea, and thus possibly securing, for the time being, this part of North Africa. Soon the imperialists will have only the former lands of their once lapdog and now straight out colony of Morocco.



Thus, at Algiers and Mascara, having taken many sacrifices to drive out the still technologically ahead Great Satan forces, the Neo-Babylonian armies stand to rest, and everything goes quiet on the Western Front after that, for the Great Satan lacks the forces to attempt pushing back, while the Pimp of Pimps, King of Kings, Emperor of Emperors, Invincible Colonel and Dear Leader of the mighty Neo-Babylonia Muammar Al-Gaddafi knows better than to rush with understrength divisions regarding the liberation of North Africa.



DJINNS EXIST! Obviously, without the help of Djinns, no arab country would ever manage to replicate the most advanced kinds of stealth technology used by their greatest enemy. Thus, in homage to the Djinns, and hopefully not to become too inane, the primary all-around bomber of Neo-Babylonia will be called GJ-2 Djinn. As for GJ, G stands for Gaddafi, and J for the transliteration of the first letter of the arabic word for "bomber". From the skies, the Light of Islam shall bright even more, and they will never forget ITZ.



Countless enemy divisions are thus doomed thanks to sheer brilliance and greatness of the superior Neo-Babylonian Army.

GADDAFU AKBAR!





In Ethiopia, three airmobile brigades are attacked by an entire mechanized infantry division. Their defense of Adwa becomes a legend among all, as in spite of being outgunned, and outnumbered, they teach a very harsh lesson to the imperialist about how big and better guns don't always mean certain victory.





To ensure the security behind the front lines, the Garrissons will also be given better equipment just in case.



Every territory the Great Satan oppresses, except for Africa, is rife with revolution and insurgency. The greater goal of rising an unstoppable Fifth Column has been utterly successful, and greatly helped the victories of Neo-Babylonia against a still far numerically superior army, as suffering heavily due to lack of transport capacity and appropriate logistics, their armies are crawling rather than advancing, and thus vulnerable to being overrun, and delayed successfully. One must not understate the importance of these massive guerrilla actions in helping the goals of the King of Kings.



Hoping to pocket and destroy several Kwanzanian divisions, an offensive begins. The enemy odds of holding off are minimum, but there is a risk involved, with the next phase requiring them to hit a region surrounded by rivers, even without supplies, the Kwans may this time prove too much for the currently limited forces operating in East Africa, and if they fail at this encirclement, they would expose themselves to a counter-attack. But after all, it is worth the risk.



This might have been a bad idea. The battle slogs down, and in the end, it becomes clear there weren't enough forces, or Islamarines proper trained at river crossing, to pull this off. Thus, before it could wipe out the organization of the entire Neo-Babylonian corps within the region, the offensive is cancelled.



Although airmobile brigades are much better together with armored divisions as the infantry backup to them than mechanized divisions are, due to their superior ability of fighting with little penalties in terrains where tanks and armored vehicles would faulter like inside cities, this does not mean mechanized divisions are entirely useful, after all. For to merger airmobile forces with tanks for the sake of combined arms would slow down the choppers, and cut off thus their greatest strength.



Realizing the threat, Great Satan forces succeed to break off the pocket and begin to advance through Ethiopia. Their superior numbers will make the entire operation tricky, but reinforcements are already on the way, and in time, they will be driven back, until they have nowhere else to retreat. With this development, a repositioning of forces is made to optimize their offensive capabilities and hopefully reestablish the encirclement of several Kwa's.



GADDAFU AKBAR!



To the manboons who tried to take over Algiers, there is only one answer, as through the offensive, they stupidly used divisions of their at 1% strength, that were thus wiped out along the battle, helping much more the cause of the Emperor of Emperors than their own.

There is only one thing to be said to them.





Upon seeing their failure to fully end the compromising encirclement, several of their forces attack the more vulnerable airmobile divisions to once again break off this pocket while they can. To counter their offensive, flanking attacks are launched against Addis Adaba, in spite of the river crossing. Hopefully the Islamarines will hold out and prevail.



Unfortunately it was too much for them, who thus are forced to fall back. Now what could be the end of more three divisions for the enemy was compromised, and rapid decisions had to be made to secure at least the future of the retreating airmobile brigades.



And because things can always get worse, another retreat becomes necessary, as the Great Satan press hardly on the only front where they still have a relative strategic superiority in numbers. But these are brave, determined followers of the Light of Islam, men of courage who don't waver in the greatest adversities of the Jihad against the Great Satan. All they can hope is that the front won't be overrun, and perhaps, thanks to the Fifth Column guerillas, this may not happen after all, and no divisions will be lost as the situation over East Africa deteriorates. On other news, the first batch of upgrades over the existing T-90 tanks is completed, while fighter technology further evolves.








It is said that during the darkest hour of the now fallen Islamic Soviet Union, as the Great Satan gloated over an easy victory over Tripoli, the spirit of the Great hero of mankind, legendary and invincible general Idi Amin, appeared amidst great thunderstorms, and thus, that Idi Amin has summoned the thunderstorm to help the defenders of Tripoli. In homage to this grand, honorable, humane leader who brought much progress, dignity and glory to Uganda, the ultimate air superiority fighter of Neo-Babylonia is thus named after such great man. Using wings capable of bending themselves dynamically to replace flaps and other movable parts for maximum stealth, it will be at least twice more awesome than the F-22 Raptor. And to add to it, its avionics include an artificial intelligence that according to some rumors, was engineered based upon the personality traits of the very person the fighter is named after.



It was a very tight moment for the Neo-Babylonian forces in Ethiopia. Had the battle of Adwa been lost, three brigades would be doomed, and they would be greatly missed considering how tough this war is going to get further on. Fortunately, that didn't happen,and the single armored division will retake Adwa before the retreat of the airmobile brigades to there, saving them from such fate, and in fact, if this armored division was to advance further, to attempt reestablishing the pocket, it would arrive there shortly after the airmobile brigades arrive at Adwa, and thus such synchronicity would be perfect to finish the job about this whole ordeal. To think it all started because of a plan to encircle, and now, it would end again as an encirclement.



The Pimp of Pimps had only one way to properly answer such a pittance and request for mercy from the ravagers of the Earth and imperialists, regarding how much worth he would give to such humbling words out of what once was the greatest power in Earth, and whose war-torn economy has been long eclipsed by countries like China, India, Russia, Brazil and of course: Neo-Babylonia.

A very appropriate answer it was:





Eight divisions less for Kwanzania. And now these forces can rest a little, and get to a more important front like East Africa. The casualties the enemy has suffered has reached horrendous levels, but it'll take more than that to finish off such a dying empire and free Africa. All along this time, where one encirclement was still being attempted, where the remnants of pocketed Kwa' forces were wiped out in west Africa, the West Front has been quiet, as the divisions there got fresh reinforcements every day, and now, they were finally ready to begin another push.



And when it happens, the British lapdogs and manboons stand little chance against the highly organized and concerted offensive. The battle is a tough one, nevertheless, but in the end, once again the King of Kings shows off where such a title came from.







Over Britain, another Fifth Column begins to stir up for both legit protests and guerrilla warfare.

GADDAFU AKBAR!



The offensive has been going quite successfully, and soon a major encirclement may work perfectly, depriving the Great Satan of even more of their divisions is Mostagnem or whatever that is called. An entire special forces brigade is wiped out in battle. So much for "best of the best", or maybe there is no way to compare the best manboon with the best human being, just like there is no way to compare a limited human with a genius Neanderthal.



And another encirclement that has been going for months through maneuvering of the once quite limited forces in East Africa is, at last, on the verge of working out successfully. After all this struggle, the brave warriors, followers of the Light of Islam, of socialism and of the Emperor of Emperors of Mankind, cheer as more Kwans are crushed and forced to surrender or die. Three less divisions for the enemy thus ensue, while soon an even greater encirclement will begin, and hopefully also succeed.



Predictably, the battle ends with only one outcome: total victory of Neo-Babylonia, which has now freed the last remaining parts of Algeria from imperialism, which is now making its last stand in North Africa in Morocco, and will soon be entired purged from there, allowing attentions to go over the troubling East African front, and thus, as the month of September ends:

Young Gaddafi does not approve of Great Satan's bullshit.

The imperialists are on the run as they should be.

The bro of bros shall bring victory!

Pimp for a pimp god.

Magnificient As always. Keep'em coming!

I feel the warp overtaking me!!!

The Battle of East Africa

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They're hanging, but they'll need support of reinforcements soon, thus the Moroccan front must be finished off quickly.



Something fortunately not far, while Kwanzanians continue to suffer terrible losses and be overran by the glorious forces of Neo-Babylonia.



To seize the Suez Channel, research for the creation of paratroopers begin, and in due time, Gibraltar shall belong to the Pimp of Pimps!



The last attempt of the Great Satan to stop the total loss of North Africa comes in the form of a ferocious attack by better-equipped and numerically superior forces against the freshly liberated Marrakesh. But the Islamarines hold their ground bravely, and may yet prevail.



Meanwhile, one more Kwa' division is finished in Ethiopia. The total of Amerikwan casualties is becoming massive, and it's only a matter of time before they are broken, and totally purged out of Africa, which belongs only to the Africans, under the ever-wise leadership of the Invincible Colonel and Emperor of Emperors.





The last beachhead still occupied by the Great Satan is freed over East Africa! This will greatly ease the possibility of cutting off their forces from supplies!





And an even greater achievement: North Africa is fully cleansed of all Great Satan's presence! The time for the final victory draws near, as propaganda proclaims all over Tripoli, this great victory for the arab peoples against imperialism won't ever again be forgotten. It is now in East Africa that this business shall be finished!







A new age begins! An age when The Emperor of Emperors of Mankind shall yet reach out the stars, as the Star Mujahideen will soon be created replace the role currently exerted by the Islamarines as airmobile forces. Immediately the training and fitting of the first Star Mujahideen chapters begin. And in spite of being very old, the King of Kings will live to see the true Space Age!

GADDAFU AKBAR!



In East Africa, although most of Neo-Babylonian forces are still to arrive, they carry on on the offensive, striking the weak points in the Kwanzanian line.



Not only victory, but one of the Neo-Babylonian generals becoming a Desert Fox along it. This is another one:

GADDAFU AKBAR!



The pressure against the enemy grows stronger. They will sooner or later falter and collapse under the weights of the King of Kings might and of the fifth column and National Secessionist Force waging a guerrilla war in their own home.



Maybe not so soon, as nine units can't alone deliver a final push southwards against these Great Satan legions. Hopefully the reinforcements soon to arrive will change this.



There will be no peace for the imperialist! Until Kwanzania is gone for good, this war will continue!



Some smartasses try to use Melilla as a beachhead, but they are given the deserving treatment before they could secure anything. This time, no mistakes will be made. Africa shall belong only to Africans!



The first reinforcements arrive at last, and the Kwans waste their soldiers in futile offensives, as expected from manboons who allowed a fascist police state to be installed over their own land and did nothing besides herp derping about it. The idiotisation and decadence of Amerikwa has always been remembered in war propagandas, for it is not just propaganda. The growth of dumbfuckery and sheeple behavior is a well known fact out there, and right now, Neo-Babylonia is a far more politically free place than Kwanzania, ironically.





Glorious Neo-Babylonian MiG-35s bring destruction to Amerikwan tanks, although AA assets also bring down some of them, who will never be forgotten.





They continue to be driven back.



Inch by inch! Even if Malakal couldn't be successfully defended against a greater legion.



The river proves to be a great bane in this battle. It drags.



Better to try attacking Malakal from another direction, for clearly, from this position, it won't be possible at all to achieve victory with available forces. Many good men died today, but their deaths won't be in vain for Africa shall be freed from imperialism at any costs!



Their liking of wasteful offensives is commendable. And that considering they could put larger numbers in this if they wanted too. Maybe dumbing down the population for raising in power had its unintended side effects, and now the imperialists will suffer for it.

(Surely, I'll attribute a proper justification to the inept AI to the fact it's 2033 so the people are way dumber than today, and the dumbing down never ends.)





Finally! Addis Addaba is to be retaken, and soon everything will be ready for a new wave of offensives, one that will hopefully put these enemy forces out fo commission for good.





IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME NOW! NOTHING CAN STOP THE KING OF KINGS!

Its glorious!