Chapter 30: Damn Stinking Druids (Trademeet I) - Part 1
So where now?
Let's head down to Trademeet. They had some problems with animals I think.
Animals? No kill them!
We will see. But where there are animal attacks there almost always dirty, filthy, self-righteous, stinking Druids involved.
Really have a thing for Druids, huh?
We Travel to Trademeet
Ahh! The animals!
Calm down you ninny.
Damn Druids. Making people suspect even peaceful travelers such as ourselves.
Peaceful huh?
Peacefullish.
Morkar Levels Up
Pretty!
Yes it is. Let's take a look around before we talk to the mayor.
You look pleased with yourself. How did your private reading go?
She said something about me dying.
Then why do you look happy?
Two reasons. First people have been telling me I'm going to die for a long time now.
And the second?
Before she told me that she let me do things to her that would make a normal woman ashamed to look at her father.
Nice.
You're disgusting.
Why do people keep feeding this god delusion?
You lack of faith is distressing Mico.
Your lack of reason is making me a little uneasy.
Both of you idiots are boring me.
The gods say we should go talk to the mayor.
Well lets go talk to this caged Druid. Be prepared - we may need to kill him.
Why?
He is a stinking Druid, that's why.
Anybody notice anything funny about that druid?
Nope.
The gods were not really paying attention.
Not really.
Really Mico, nothing at all?
No nothing.
Didn't notice any resemblance to that druid?
No..
Hmm. I've got my eye on you. You better not go druid on us.
Whatever chief. Let's go get a drink before we head out.
That was odd.
I think I've seen that guy before. Anyway lets rest up and head out.
We Travel to the Druid Grove
OK fine. From now on we kill every Druid on sight.
Is that really wise? Some might be friendly.
Must you question me every time I make a decision?
Well you make a lot of bad decisions!
Incoming trouble chief!
Oh that's a real shame.
The gods hope you show a little more compassion if I were to ever fall.
Not cool boss. Not cool.
What!? If you cannot hold your own against two Spirit Trolls you don't deserve to travel with us.
You just didn't like him questioning you.
Well you're still with us so that can't be it can it?
Goddamn Call Lightning!
The only good druid is a dead druid.
Incoming Spiders. I hate spiders.
You and me both brother, you and me both.
marooned Level's Up
Well this doesn't look ominous at all.
Neat! Which one of you is the archer?
Archer's dead boss.
Really? When did that happen?
This whole troll thing is getting old! Where are the stinking druids?
Well this is new at least.
I'm very happy you are not bored. Very happy indeed.
This should be amusing.
Amusing indeed.
Next - Paco & Friends kill some more stinking Druids!