Actung update!
Part XXII: Here there be trannies
Back in town for a fresh recruit and some supplies*
* arrows
Alright we need another recruit
Yo wats up ma [insert name here]
What this?
It is a mystery
I am the Cybernegro Mk L
I've seen you before... or am I yet to see you?
SO can you fight?
I have been programmed to kill all foozels and spout gibberish
The Cybernegro joins the party
Coming out of the inn we get attacked by a were wolf!
I should have known they would attempt a run by!
After taking some damage it turns into wold and runs away
Come back here you coward!
Next stop the gloom frost
I have mysteriously run out of ammunition
Oh great, any one else out as well, how about you stoner?
I can use my imaginary arrows
Yes quite
Back to town we go
We stop by the fletcher to get some ammunition
Back again
Alright any one forget something this time? No? Alright lets do this
Back to the mysteriously shaped hole, wonder whats inside
Did you see something move? I saw something move
There was something there alright
Sweety scouts ahead
Looking further ahead, what the hell are those things?!
no idea how strong these things are we summon some turd elementals and cast some beneficial spells.
Holy shit it does a lot of damage, this is going to be hard! Looks like we are going to have at least one character with fire resistance spells up at all times
Why do I suddenly feel like there is something behind me?
Everything is everywhere
Yeah thats not good at all, one of them snuck up behind us somehow
It went down extremely quickly, and so does the other two, seems the fire damage is a random proc and so isn't so dangerous
I wonder if you could make clothes out of these things, it would look great I bet!
Maybe this is how that thing got up behind us?
Easy prey
Some mysterious bones, are they from these creatures or from something else entirely?
Suddenly one of these giant ice mole worms pops up behind us
I've got my club, I know how to handle this
Moar worms
And then one pops up behind us
That taken care of we finish the other two. These things may hit fairly hard, however the elementals are immune to them. Also they seem to have fairly high AC, resulting in us killing them off quickly
We are making excellent progress through these tunnels
More bones and worms are found further ahead
And they have eggs, large mysterious eggs found in a frozen cave in a frozen wasteland, this is reminding me of a certain movie
I wonder how they reproduce, actually scratch that, I do not want to know.
We move in and another worms comes from behind
Did some one fart, or what is that smell?
Looks like you got one of them love worms behind you
How this happened we shall never know
What do you mean magic resistance?
Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!
Oh damn it is coming back our way!
Damn look were you throw those things!
Luckily it just kept bouncing around in the pit, other wise some one could have ended up deep fried
Ad adin levels up
I believe that he now has the maximum of available memorized spells for this level, as well as for first and almost for fifth.
More worm things ahead, luckily no one got their face raped by an alien fetus
Nearly through this level, considering the time it actually took playing through this, this has been some extremely fast progress
These things always seem to come in twos or threes, no real challenge
I love the smell of fried turd elemental in the mor... wait
Lightning bolt, forget that shit,卐 this is the new shit卐
Umm... it looks like it's coming back this way!
Luckily most of it's power wore of on the worm things so it doesn't do much damage
One dead worm
Well that most likely isn't a worm...
In fact it is a dwarf, what is he doing here?
He sells some stuff, also he tells us some useful stuff on how we are to proceed to the end of this dungeon, we get mirror to get us in through the final door.
It appears the shield we found earlier was of his making, and he repaired it for us, making it pretty good.
We buy these boots for a mere one thousand gold
and a nice ring, should help against spells
and this is the mirror we got
We also helped him make this sword apparently, since he is blind and can not see. He said soemthing about it being his "life work", and we get it off him since he wants it to be used. Fair enough I never one to turn down a free heavily enchanted blade.
We continue to the next level of the dungeon
What the hell is that?
The next second it is gone again
Did you see something?
Well yeah Ice, some more Ice, and then well some Ice
No there was this .. face and then...
Sounds like you are seeing things
Exactly. wait no it was real!
There appears to be traps here
Nothing bad though
Hmm whats this an has Prosper learned how to make transparent objects?
This thing is kinda cute...
Though it starts attacking and chasing here
It take that back!
An epic battle ensues as more golems materialize out of nowhere, turd elementals vs whatever-the-hell-that-is-elemental which shall win?
Three fireballs are quickly launched from the party mages, one each in fact
There sure is a lot of bottomless pits in this here dungeon
Another battle of the
titans turds starts
They are not that strong though... really this is like a walk in the part compared a lot of the stuff we have been through so far, especially burial island. Let's never speak of that place again.
More elementals, most exciting
Were making some excellent progress on this level as well
Further ahead we walk straight into another trap
The party being filled by the power of rage and hate because of this kill it quickly
Looks like some golems caught themselves a worm, going fishing perhaps?
We send in turd elemental to fight them and Ad din casts chain lighting
Muwhahahahaha!
... and then it comes back
Muahahhah... oh shit
Same as last time though, most of the power has worn of
Stone shots a few arrows at the trapped worm and kills it off
Strangerlove levels up
We require additional minerals, thus we need to harvest some of these here elementals
We walk into another trap
Do you even do anything around here cracka chick?
Well I can't look for traps when I'm occupied by looking pretty can I?
The elemental evil has been defeated.
Further up ahead a door way opens up from the previously sheer ice wall
Going through we find an old woman, could this be who we were looking for?
Alright know we know everything we need to encounter wylfdane and head back to the village first for some supplies and rest
Back in the village
You know I have been thinking about what that old woman said....
yeah?
Well you know the whole female spirit trapped in the mans body... sounds a bit messed up
Not as messed up as a negro in a cyber body, I can't even eat any delicious water melon
A what now in a cyb-thing?
All right, in the next update we go encounter a real live tranny.