Let's Play Icewind Dale, now Totally completed.

Part X: The ultimate Showdown of ultimate destiny

Probably going to have to split this into two or three parts.


Alright we are back in town after last updates battle to pick up some new unofrtunate recruits.

: We need some new people to join us on some light spelunking.
: Will there be gold?
: Probably
: Truth be told I don't care about gold not about anything really but I'll join all the same.


: I would go with you I've heard of some quite interesting things down in the eye.
: Fair enough, whats you name?
: Gandalf the bl... sorry Garfunkel.



Two new recruits may they live long

Back into the cave system

: SO whats that woman doing there?
: Hanging around and waiting for better times, who knows?
: Maybe she has been thrown out or shunned from her community, rejected if you will.

Past the necromancer's hut.
: I say there seems to be some unfortunate fellow over there is he quite alright?
: What where I see nothing? Moving on!

Trap!





: They're trapping this place like it's going out of fashion.
: One wonders how they move about here and don't get caught themselves...








: Well he certainly seemed a decent chap.
: I don't know my evil sense is tingling
: Dunno look at those banners seems his story checks out.



We continue in and explore this mysterious place.



What we've explorified so far.


: Well even all their books are all hippy, seem they were telling the truth.
: It would appear so yet I am not convinced, there is something wrong here...

A couple of mysterious chambers which can't be entered.


: This rug it bears the mark of evil!
: What? All I see is a carp on it
: It is the carp!

We head back to confront the guy we talked to before about this.




Tetris is an :extreme: yet noble paladin.


: Is that all you can do? Give me your worst!

: On second thought maybe not...

The librarian while lacking the might of an orangutan decides to join in.

More and more keep coming.
: Told you they were evil.


Well they are fought off, lets see whats in the room that was locked before.

: Some books n necromancy and other stuff in there guys...
: Aha the good stuff!

Now it's no longer humans but yuan'ti that come!

And lizardmen!


Garfunkel brings the pain with smite evil.

: Take that foul evil creatures!
: The hell man?
: Oh I see your one of them evil types.


The enemy decides to troll us by not dieing.



Reject levels up

Let's finish the rest, we have a wonderful bottleneck here that we can use


Some get through though.

Other get stuck


Tetris levels up





We push on and get attacked by more bridge trolls that have lost their bridge.



: Whats she gonna do, heal us to death?

The trolls... they are evolving now they can use doors.







Who is this mysterious high summoner, and why does he summon trolls? Is he some master of alts and trollology?



one of the rooms we couldn't enter before

Lovecraft suicidal as always

Looks like some sort of shrine
: here there be loot

On the way back after scouting we get attacked by some lizardmen

: Is that the worst you can do? Oh I guess there is one behind me now right?

The surprise sex lizard is quickly dealt with

Looks like we have found the chamber of chefe were the high summoner brings forth his legions of trolls.

: Alright let's take this out side, one against one


. it would seem you didn't honor your offer of single combat
: Well neither did he, just gotta stay one step ahead.




Let's clear out the rest of the room




Next stop is the little shrine

One by one as they come through the web they are no danger at all


Garfunkel the bringer of funk levels up


Lovecraft


The head of the last yuan'ti is bashed in.

: Playing cards, game of poker any one?
: Damn straight I'm
: Those aren't actually playing cards they are something else entirely...


We also find these nice bracers







Gonna stop there for today and continue this tomorrow.

I hope you bought whichever spells you wanted before killing them.

GLORIOUS!

Sacks of meat, eh?

Nice.

Reject has 5 kills so far. Yeah, bards kinda suck in this game.

Part X continued

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwBK31tC5QM&feature=related
continued form the post above, we shall finally encounter Yxonomei in this update


: Oh shit oh shit oh shit run away
: Did you actually mean that whole eating human flesh part, cause I..
: no damn it





: Come back here you yellow coward!
: Weren't you just running away a minute ago?
: That doesn't count, they were eating people, eating them!


: Don't mess with a dwarf
: Damn straight
: But you aren't even a dwarf..
: But I look like one, and thats what matters

More enemies eager to die on our blades



Another shrine

Nothing much interesting in it though

let's check that room we couldn't enter before

: Whats the problem, can't you open it?
: No it's to damned hard

We try a different door, same result
: I think I may have the solution for the problem, let me check my potions bag...





Seems we just hit the jackpot

Enchanted hammer arrows
: How am I supposed to shot these things?

Dagger of insta gib, pretty nice

And a pretty sweet flail

Nearly seen all here now

The locked room contains come crazy adventurers




The last room
Next few images may be a bit mixed as my pc crashed during this part so I had to replay it (thinking about the dialogue shots as I didn't retake them)


Were greeted by creepy little girl

... and one hella lot of yuan'ti
Was soon after this that I realized that the hold person spell doesn't work on yuan'ti after reading the spell description closer. A lot of the what creatures are immune are trial and error it would seem but that part of the beauty of it.

Any way a few spells such as hold person and protection against evil seems to be available to both mages and clerics, seems a bit odd.



: These bastards had longbows and enchanted arrows no wonder they hurt so much!
: Well they are our enchanted arrows now, let's user their own weapon against them


: There are traps down here, why am I not surprised?

: Charge... oh shit

It's not really a problem though


Hold person might not work on these things but confusion sure does, and it is awesome



Traps, we are very surprised to see this

This is contained within
: Give life while I'm taking it? Sweet

. This place looks easily defend able, and those pillows would be nice to sleep on, why not rest here?
: The arcane flows in this place create a quantum flux in the space time continuum at the quantum level that makes it impossible
: What the hell does that mean?
: no idea, I just thought it would sound cool, and maybe explain why we can't rest here

Lizard men with out legs, also known as yuan'ti
: Come one. What we standing around for?

: Chaaaaarge!


Charging into melee is usually the best way to deal with archers


Zhe traps zhey are evervhere!


: Just a few kobolds.. ehm Yuan'ti whats the hold up?

Turn out to be more than a few kobolds







Those archers hurt... a lot


A couple are tricked to follow out though into close combat range

Let's have a look around and see whats there

: These aren't so bad once they're up close and personal

: I take back the previous statement

: Thats no ordinary yuan'ti

: And neither does he have ordinary equipment

Thats one bad ass bow, Lovecraft has nearly 4 attacks/round with it

And he had +2 to arrows and that bow no wonder it hurt


Back and ready to take on the rest
: It's payback time bitches

Yellobard and Tetris engage one each in melee preventing the use of arrows

Theres more but it's not nearly as bad without the higharcher


: I'll strangle you with your own tail you freak


Cenobyte levels up

Pushing forward...




These bastards seems scripted not to follow or something, so it's ends in an archer duel, easily won with the new bow.
: OK great thats done now let's look for traps...

: Ohh shit that was way to close


The remaining yuan'ti were lovingly slaughtered

Yeah traps, very original

... and behind door number 3 is....

A yuan'ti, surprise!

.. but wait theres more!
: What is that strange creature, it looks vaguely humanoid...
: No idea and I don't think it will answer, kill em all I say.

And so it was

Scouting ahead

There appears to be three separate chambers connected to this corridor

Starting with number one

: Well it certainly looks like these creatures know how to have a good time.


Leaving the BDSM chamber let's check another


Nothing of interest just some cauldrons


and the last one








The head torturer had this ring.

: Seems like this guy knew how to enjoy a little pain
: indeed

And now for the real lewtz

The axe is a freaking mjolnir except it's an axe... and not as powerful but still pretty nice with an enchanted ranged weapon that never runs out, to bad no one can use this currently to good effect. Why if we ever had some one that could use it, imagine what could be done with it!


What has been explorified so far

The next chamber


No dungeon room is complete with out a couple of TrapCo quality traps.

A mysterious corridor, how mysterious

Looks like some sort of unholy ritual or something, time to crash this party

They have a lot of priests, but silence fixes that pretty good

: The pain... so exhilarating




: The pain so eh... ah to much pain




Just two left


This is what we find, pretty nice leather armor

There are traps in here I did totally not expect that!

: More of these vile creatures, where do they all come from?
: Well my theory so far is that...
: Doesn't matter kill them all!


Hmm another priest and some of these odd things

By your power combined I am captain planet strenght of one


: Those... things were human?
: Let's kill these freaks



Artillery inc

: I love the smell of napalm in the morning

Well that killed the bastard and his abominable creations

Nothing of interest is found in there, but we got some back story and thats gotta count for something!



: Ohh shit

We summon some kobolds
: Go forth my minions!


Force lance, it's like Aghnahars scorcher, but awesome


Mop up operations commencing


Yellowbard walks into a trap that poison is absolutely insane, it can kill a character in seconds, and I believe every trap we've seen so far has been rigged with it.
: I ... don't want to.. die ... here

: *rumages around poitions bag* take this quick!
Fortunately we came prepared with antidotes in case this would happen.

The last ones are killed

Aghar walks into two more traps fortunatley he saves vs death both times (though we still have extra antidotes at this point)
: Maybe, just maybe you should go ahead and look for traps
: Right, on it

: Holy... don't move!
: What why not?
: There are traps everywhere!

and then some

: yeah but so are yours, and you have fewer


: Kuldhar villager is people!

One more room down this way

Just a few yuanti


: I can feel a great evil beyond this door, prepare your selves for the ultimate showdown!

: What a ultimate showdown, your great evil turn out to be nothing but a little girl!
: It is the little girl!
















: from what I gather of that among it the line "gender has no meaning" obviously we are dealing with an inter dimensional tranny jew liberal, the greatest of all evils!
: Told you

So the battle begins!

: Cloud kill?! Better move

Garfunkel and the others are a little luckier than Darthowicz was, but will it be enough?




: It's coming right for us!

Oh shit Aghar is down

Garfunkel works that sling like a pro

Yxonomei seems to disapprove of that it seems

: You may have killed my friends but you will never kill me you over sized worm!

Maybe not

: The pai...

: Die bitch!
Yxonomei is down but the battle is not won yet



: it's a trap!

: What when I finally fins some people that don't shun and reject me they are killed? I'll get you for that you damned skeleton, I'll unundead you!

The brave heroes have slain the foul Yxonomei, but in so doing have themselves fallen.

We go back in time and retry, this time lets see what happens
Great Reject is hit by confusion and poison at the same time and thus can not drink an antidote

Tetris on the other hand is free to drink an antidote

: Alright who far...arrrrgh


Yeah you see where this is going...

TPK count = 2

: Damn what was that? I feel like some one bashed my head in
: And that smell.... whew
: Guys I've got a feeling this may go badly, I suggest that we attack and kill any weaker creatures that we encounter and pull back if it comes to much
: What how do you know that there even will be something beyond that door?
: I just got this feeling alright? Let's just try my idea if there is something in there

Alright new tactic, pick of the easier foes first in order to reduce their firepower easier

This time Tetris drinks a nice potion that we forgot about earlier The result

: GO forth my minions!

Garfunkel is a sling ace and stops whatever horrible spell Yxonomei was casting

: Purge the unclean with fire!

: or just let them kill themselves...
: Whatever works

Yxonomei is distracted by the minions
: Damn she may be a tranny jew but she sure has a nice rack...

: A necrophiliac huh? Not my type babe sorry

The battle of ultimate destiny rages on


and Yxonomei is dead
: See you in hell, to bad it couldn't work out between us...

Finally the battle is won!

The heartstone gem!
: Excellent we got what we came for
: Indeed now lets hightail it out of here before more of those yuan'yi things show up
: Might want to check what treasure there is to bad had first

Aghar levels up, no main stats picture sorry


Reject levels up


Garfunkel levels up


: wow thats some treasure huh?
: Just check the other chests
: What I was being sincere
...


A nice helmet

Though it doesn't look nearly as cool on the character as the icon tat represents it, see picture


Some enchanted mail armor

and a nice enchanted shield

the trip back in uneventful, though once we get back...






: What are these things? They sort of look like orcs
: Evil creatures are what they are, therefore we kill them, kill the heretics!

Back to see the druid of oz














Magic: resurrecting people daily, except for when the plot demands that it doesn't

: Noo arundel! .... well that over with now let's go through his stuff

An awesome staff for druids,why don't we have any druids?

Alright that the rest of update 10, in the next part we go to the hand!

Dammit, bro, you could have done that. Just run away and throw bombs at the skeleton.

But you're a cheap whore and couldn't handle 5 dead party members

Darth Roxor said:

Dammit, bro, you could have done that. Just run away and throw bombs at the skeleton.

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Well, it would have been funny for only Reject to survive this battle, but I'm glad that it was classified as TPK. I kinda like the current squad. Though Garfunkel doesn't hold up to Alais.

No blur belt

Yeah! Awesome fighting, don't mind the TPKs.

Arrrrrrgh, I love it when people die and hate it when they come back to life. But still,

YEEEEEHAAAAW

Alright midterms done, time for some serious progress new update on the next page we already have 400+ images on this one might be a bit much if one is using and old laptop or such perhaps.

I don't remember the hand (which is next) being that bad though we should still get a few wtf insta deaths from some of the more unpleasant stuff, let there be bloodshed:

BUMP!

this thread needs moar paco chzr

Disappointed in no deaths.

The hand is kinda fun, except the randomness of the loottables (it's possible you won'Űt get any elven chainmails coz you get unlucky with the loot).

New page wanted.

BUMP!

5 more needed...

awesome LP

4 to go


man i start to remember my own playthrough of Icewind dale way back... there's still those cool frost giants up ahead. Yeah, icewind dale, frost giants, winter wolves.
of winter

Too bad 75% of IWD is indoors. n new page is at 250... so 1 more on this page

251, I think. As for 25 per page?

edit: Shit, sorry, read it wrong.

Elven chain mails? Dang, Slick would've loved one of those..

MicoSelva said:

251, I think. As for 25 per page?

edit: Shit, sorry, read it wrong.

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You forgot the opening post.

Moar clerics and mages please.


Played though pretty much of all of the hand, should post that tomorrow.