Chapter 8: The Only Good Bandit is a Dead Bandit
At the Red Sheaf Inn in Beregost
Alright people. Here is what we are going to do.
We are going to Larswood then head north until we find that bandit camp.
Will there be death and dying this time?
Absolutely not. We have a much better crew for this trip.
Thanks chief!
Who are you again?
We Travel to Larswood
Is it just me or are there a lot of bandits, hobgoblins, worgs, and wolves around?
Fear not my little mongrel friend. Our cause is just so we will not fail!
You might die though. You don't seem to have a lot of staying power.
Think of all the practice we are getting with our weapons and spells! I love the fact that every 20 feet we need to fight a horde of monsters or bandits.
Sometimes I miss my temple. It was nice and relaxing.
The Barbarian wonders why you left?
Well in the end we all follow someone's direction.
The Barbarian walks his own path.
I guess we are not all as lucky as you.
What are you two talking about? Destiny directs our journey. Let's go.
Far be it for me to question your leadership..
You question my leadership every chance you get!
But maybe we should pretend to want to join with the bandits.
What!? I would never debase my self by 'pretending' to be a bandit.
Bandit's are pretty dirty as well. I don't like being dirty.
We can be clean bandits. I'm sure there are some.
Nope, that plan sounds to risky. Lets stick to the killing everyone theme.
We Travel to Peldvale
Holy shit - what were those?
What, never seen a shadow before?
And have you consorted with these foul creatures of death before?
Well no. But you need to be careful of they will suck all of you strength leaving you as helpless as a little girl.
Aren't these guys a little out of our league?
The Barbarian wonders if perhaps you have been unmanned by fear?
No it's just.. never-mind.
And now there are werewolves!
Excellent - I have never killed a werewolf before.
Did you all know I had my own cell in the temple? Didn't have to share a room with anyone.
The Barbarian wonders why everyone we meet in the woods is either a simpering coward or tries to kill us?
I feel that things would go much better if we just
pretend to be bandits.
That ship has sailed. Time to move on.
Alright we are one step away from the bandit camp. I think the question on everyone's mind is: What is that smell?
The Barbarian has collected a few scalps.
Right. First back to Beregost to sell the scalps then on to the bandit camp.
We Travel to Beregost then the Bandit Camp
Do we have any sort of strategy?
My faith is my shield! Behind it's radiance we shall overcome this plague on the people!
OK. Hope that works out for you. But do we have a strategy that will work?
I thought we would go into the camp and eliminate the outside guards. Then we would enter each hut and kill the defenders and leaders one by one.
That's you plan? No misdirection? No flanking operations? Just walk in and kill the people outside then kill the people in the huts.
You worry to much. This is going to go fine.
Good work people. We are right at the edge of camp now. Lets try to keep this quite to begin with.
Hmm. Tap use that wand to summon some monsters.
This looks bad.. Maybe a retreat is in order?
Do not fear! My faith is my shield!
We got this Grunker, we got this!
Not good. Someone heal Grunker.
Doesn't look like we have a backup cleric hiding in the bushes chief.
Burn in hell Paco!!!!
OK that was not a good thing.
We're boned.
Do not fear! My faith is my shield!
My shield!!!
Only thing left to do is die like a man! Come on you bastards!!
This was the first of several failed attempts to take the bandit camp. We came close a few time with multiple causalities before Paco went down but never quite made it.
I considered reverting to an earlier save and trying to join up with the bandits until this attempt:
Do we have any sort of strategy?
My faith is my shield! Behind it's radiance we shall overcome this plague on the people!
OK. Hope that works out for you. But do we have a strategy that will work?
OK first off lets assume that some sort of alarm is going to be set off that will call all the bandits to where we attack.
That makes sense.
So here is what I want you all to do:
Tap - Use your wand to summon as many yau-ti as you can. If they fall summon more. Concentrate you arrow fire on the mage.
How do you know there is a mage?
There is always a mage. SMA you need to keep the reinforcements sleeping until we can finish off the first batch. Concentrate you magic missiles on the leaders.
Will do.
Barbarian, Wulf - you two concentrate on the leaders. Kill them quick as you can.
Understtod.
The Barbarian strikes whomever stands before him.
And Grunker - your job is to stay alive. If you go down we are royally screwed.
I'll try to keep in mind the inconvenience my death would bring to the rest of you.
Alright - lets go.
SMA - Put the reinforcements down!
Stop yelling at me. I see them.
Tap hit the mage! The mage!!
Just like I planned it.
Everyone is alive? I am shocked...
Of course we are all alive. the plan was golden.
I mean it just defies all reason...
I have one word for you: Destiny!
Here you go Wulf. If you ever die wearing that armor I will curse your name for the rest of my life.
er.. Thank you?
I suppose we should look through these huts.
Tap Levels Up
We Travel Back to Beregost
Next we are shown the limits of our abilities.