Chapter 3: Part 2
I feel like my destiny is calling me to unearth the mystery of the iron shortage.
I fell your destiny blows rotten fish chunks but what do I know.
Then we are agreed - lets head south.
Why do you insist on insulting people we run into?
I think the question should be - Why shouldn't I insult them?
Andyman?
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
The Barbarian sees an ogre in the distance. Butchery is afoot.
This must be that belt ogre we heard about.
I am pulsating with excitement to see what belts he has.
Well this belt looks pretty handy to have. Maybe we should just keep it.
Where is the other belt?
Yes.. that looks very handy indeed. Give it to me.
Noooo... Where is the other belt.. I was counting on the other belt.
Get it together SMA, your acting like a little, er , girl...
Time to go people.
The Barbarian takes it personal!!!
Finely The Barbarian can get out of the rags.
Alright troops - lets get the lay of the land.
God I hate peasants.
Right. Last time we do this.
Ha, that's what you get for going to discount potion makers.
Oh and good work extorting all that poor woman's money chief.
We needed some compensation for having to listen to her whiny about this slime thing. Anyway lets go.
I suppose this will do for now.
My Gunkar, you are looking pretty sweet in that studded number you got on.
The Barbarian also finds your armor acceptable.
eh.. good to know everyone.
Always with the violence.
It'd destiny baby, destiny!
DP you have mad sling skills. Like you were born to toss stones.
AHHHHHHH!
What a schmuck.
I think I will wear this. SMA studded leather time for you.
Oh my.. This makes me feel sexy. And the crotch allows me to better hide me unfortunately large... never-mind.
Did we just pay 100 gp for this potion boss?
Don't worry I have a plan.
Does it involve killing this guy and getting our money back?
It might. It might not. It's a mystery.
So we came out of this exactly 30 gp ahead.
This is why I took her money before SMA.
The Barbarian is curious why we did not kill this man to ease his pain.
Just demonstrating my superb use of diplomatic skills my friend.
'The Realms call and you go'. Really?
It worked didn't it?
Upstairs we steel this from a fat man.
I'll just take this.
The Barbarian does not fetch books for old men.
Don't worry, I sure there is more to it than that.
He gave us a book. That's it - kill him.
SMA levels up
While randomly breaking into houses
Ahh the spider house. Nothing bad is going to happen here. Not at all.
You don't look so good Paco.
How's that destiny working for you now, chief?
Did you guys notice that?
Notice what?
It was like my whole world was crashing down on me and then suddenly - every thing was restored.
Are you drunk? Who cares lets loot this place.
Gunker levels up.
We head back and give Landrin his shit
Let's go check out the temple next.
To be continued in Chapter 3: Part 3