The Biggest and Baddest Review of Shattered Union EVER!

[DarkUnderlord]

<strong>[ Review ]</strong>

<p>Marvel in awe at the spectacle that is Naked_Lunch's review of the turn-based strategy <strike>turd</strike> game <a href="http://www.2kgames.com/shatteredunion/" target="_self">Shattered Union</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span class="postbody">Upon starting the game you have the options to: play the (dreadful) campaign, skirmishes against the AI, or play online against a real-life human. For purposes of the review I decided to play through the campaign first and then move on to skirmishes once I get bored with playing the campaign (which was quite soon). </span>

<span class="postbody">I never made it to the skirmishes. </span> </p> </blockquote> <p>Edited by Pat and DarkUnderlord, blame them for all the mistakes. </p><br/><br/><strong>Read: </strong><a href="http://www.tacticularcancer.com/content.php?id=2">The Biggest and Baddest Review of Shattered Union EVER!</a>

 

[LlamaGod]

I totally beefed the hell out of that review

 

[Naked_Lunch]

Wow, that's probably the best review I've ever read. Great job, NL and Pat.

 

[Naked_Lunch]

Whoops, forgot to switch to my alt LOL

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Hey, I helped too you white Jew nigga's.

 

[Naked_Lunch]

Oh yeah, you added the tacky titles and pictures. THANKS A LOT.

 

[Calis]

Pictures need to be on tc.com, you noobs.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

No they don't. That's what developer sites are for.

THANKS A LOT.

Damn straight. 'Bout time I got the respekt 'round here that I deserved.

 

[Calis]

No they don't. That's what developer sites are for.

Why don't you and the developer site get married already. It was down last night.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

I can't be held responsible for stupid developer sites who can't handle all the bandwidth TC suck from them. In the future though, we will put them on TC but that's when I get around to doing a little image upload thingy along with the game database so we can ditch the wiki.

 

[Naked_Lunch]

Yeah, the wiki sucks. Ditch that shit as soon as possible.

 

[Shagnak]

oooh pretty pretty grafix (spurt)

Is it just me, or are the units absolutely fucking huge?
I guess they're actually meant to represent multiple units then, but then what is the point of their flashy realistic combat animations?

Anyway, I don't trust you retards so I guess I'll play the demo or something.
(err, when the demo gets released, that is)
Could be a good bargain-bin beer 'n' chips game.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Pictures need to be on tc.com, you noobs.

HOW'S THAT FOR A GALLERY NOW HUH BITCH? BET YOU WISH THE CODEX HAD SUCH A KICK ASS GALLERY DON'T YOU!

pwned.

 

[Jason]

Verdict.jpg is a render.