Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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Discussion in 'MP Gaming' started by Dayyālu, Dec 13, 2017.

  1. Dayyālugender: ⚧ Arcane

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    If I could force you all to have ape avatars now, I would do it.

    It's the future you choose.

    Until tomorrow.
     
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  2. sqeecoogender: ⚧ Arcane

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    You though I had any hope of victory?

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  3. Grimwulfgender: ⚧ Arcane Patron Vatnik

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    Need extension 12 hours, please. Very sorry about that.
     
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  4. Make America Great Again Isiloongender: ⚧ Arcane

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    Hello my neighbours Dayyālu and Joined on the 4th of July

    Greetings you to on this fT̛̞̤͙̻o̸̖͓̻͓͙ ̱̱͚̼̻̘̠͟i̟n̰͙̪̙̣͕̞v͎̮̯̥̹̼̯̀ó͍̲̼k͜e̘̳ ̧̺̲͚͔̠̩̱t̨h͢e̴͕̪̪͎̺̼ͅ ̩͘ḩ̩̲̠i͙v̻̮̼̮͉ḙ̴̼̻̞̫̮-͚̤m̞̦̯i̘̘͓̝͇̘ͅn̦̥̹̫d̜̣̀ ̗̹̻r̠͙̲e̝̹̹̮̮p̗̖̹̳͜ŕe̥̤̺̰̪s͈̗̲͖̲͞e͙͕͉̰̰̗̯n̠͉̪͕͍͟t̲̙͢i͎̞̣̖̟̻n̸g̸̙͚͙̬̟̮̖ c̳̳ͅh̷͎͍̣̙ą͉̥̜o̜s̝͝.̳̕
    ̣̘͇͍͖I͏̺̳̺̪̥n̹͍͡v̬͇̤ͅo̧͖̻̪̜͇̞k̸̮͚̣̣in̞͟g̻͕͢ ͈t̮̩̞h͉͕͎̝̝͇͠ḙ ҉̰͈̱͕͙̯f̛ͅę̭̲̹̝e̮l̼i̲͖ṇ̟͔̳̯̦̠͜g̣̠͓̣̠ ̛̱̫̮ò͓͚f ̷̻̮c̜̜̠̣͓̭̫h̟̝̥̟͜ao̙͚̭͡ş̥̝.̝͖̺̭͍
    ̨̳̮ͅW̵͎̝͕̤̠̘i͏̞͔͎̭t̮͈̞h҉̣͓̥̻̩͕͚ ̦͎̦͕̻̼̥o̸u̙̳͖̘̗͓͚t̫̺̞͇͖͝ ͏or͉͈d̸̼͖̭ȩ̝͇r̮͙͓͘.̞̥̥̙͚͍
    ̨T̡̪̞h̡̥e̯̣͓̦̗̙̲ ̗͔̻͡N̤̜̞̦̞̯̫e̡̙͉͚̟z̲̙̯͕̱͓pe̶̮͔̙r͏͎̻̼̜d̩͎͎̤̥̟͘i̻̺̲̘̤̼a̖̲̥̰̝n̞̺̬͕ ̛̻̪̝̤h̩̥̤̩̱̠i̵͉̱͕͈̟v̬͕͙͉̺͇͝e͈̫͙̱̼̖͠ͅ-̯̠̲̥m͏̩̻̘̺͕̣ͅi͏n̻̼͓̬̘̕d͚̪̞ ̘͈̖̟̱̼̤o͙͇f͖͍̦̙̟̲ ͡c͚͜h̴̰a͎͉̝̘̗o̬̱͕̪͝ṣ.͢ ̲̘̺͉Ẕ̥̼̦̭̟̥ą̻̭̣̤̰l̨̯̰̭g̦͕̘̫̟͎ͅo̱͔̙͚̲̬̣.̼
    ̦͎̱̹̥͘H͖̟̬̙̫̯̪e̤͚͖̘ ͏̱̟̹͚w̸̫̤̭h̳͖̹̝̭̖́o̬̟̙̤̜̥ ͔̠͔̤̝͞W̷̹̝a̶̙i̛͓͔͉̼t͏͚͖s̨̱̩̭͎ͅ ͢B̝̮͡e̹͕̘̼͖̘ͅẖ̼̹͡ͅi̳n͖̼̻̯d̵ ͔͈̥̫͚̟ͅT́h̴̭̹e̡̠̺̯ ̛̭̹̬W̵̳̝̠̱a̼̞̞l҉̼͈̬͕̤͕̺l̼̬̱͜.͙͇͎̠͚̰̜
    ̫̳̘̥̞̳̳Z̜̩͉ͅA҉̙̼̲̪̺L̫̟͈G̨̭̜͙O͕͓͚̰͖̱!̛̝
     
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  5. Joined on the 4th of Julygender: ⚧ Magister

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    I'm Erytheia now. Not Arco.
     
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  6. coldcrowgender: ⚧ Savant Patron

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    So, after my 5th expansion mishap (this time vs druzhinas) I kind of lost any will to continue, meaning I've gone AI. It will probably do better than I and nothing is lost as I am stuck in the corner anyways with no diplomatic ties.
     
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  7. Dayyālugender: ⚧ Arcane

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    I'm sorry

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    Stay tuned for the new, exciting EA match, with no retarded rules
     
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  8. coldcrowgender: ⚧ Savant Patron

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    Two times I ran into OP russian troopers, resulting in lots of chunks of Ape+Elephant meat.
     
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  9. KoolNoodlesgender: ⚧ Arcane

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    Saw it all, can confirm. And yeah, he's basically fucked. :deadtroll:
     
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  10. Grimwulfgender: ⚧ Arcane Patron Vatnik

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    Might as well post the battle report.

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    A pity that Patala went AI. We could probably work out some cooperation and terms of coexistence. Failing that, it would be interesting to wage a proper Bogarus-Patala war.
     
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  11. KoolNoodlesgender: ⚧ Arcane

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    Not looking good.

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  12. coldcrowgender: ⚧ Savant Patron

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    :lol:

    I was thinking too much in dom4 terms and should have waited a turn or more to gather critical mass in some cases. But Apes suck donkey balls and I even did a scale build.
     
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  13. Joined on the 4th of Julygender: ⚧ Magister

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    That Erytheian crossbowman looks very handsome.
     
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  14. Dayyālugender: ⚧ Arcane

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    I have four provinces and half of them are full of dead people.
     
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  15. KoolNoodlesgender: ⚧ Arcane

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    Interesting. I wonder what the rest of that half of the map is doing? On our side, north to south(Pan/Me/Bogarus) we are all about the same in provinces. It's just that Patala's expansion got murdered a bunch of times, Erytheia staled a bunch, and Ulm....well, who knows, but not great. Midgard north of the lake seems to be doing at least ok, and the same for Marignon south of the lake.
     
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  16. Make America Great Again Isiloongender: ⚧ Arcane

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    The other side of the map is filled with weaklings... probably because there's less land and more edges :D

    I also ran out of expansion room quickly since I don't have a combat pretender... at least I can sail and my neighbors I think are even more pathetic than me.

    Also - I took over that Island resort, which was neutral this whole time despite abundance of water nations and now, NOW of all time Vanheim decides to go there.



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    A shame it wasn't vans, they all burn the same way.
     
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  17. Make America Great Again Isiloongender: ⚧ Arcane

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    And Vanheim isn't listed on the page lol - who's playing them?
     
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  18. sqeecoogender: ⚧ Arcane

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  19. Dayyālugender: ⚧ Arcane

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    Isiloon, the only reason you see "weaklings" is that we have to fuck up Lemuria before doing anything.

    See, when you have a lying, trolling popkill nation on your turf, you gotta prioritize.

    And I'm not gonna upgrade the list. What Lizzurd is playing is clear from reading the goddamn thread.
     
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  20. Lizzurdgender: ⚧ Arbiter

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    It's me. I checked the island with sailing scout two turns beforehand and so I was sure to see no one but indies. Sorry for this battle - I didn't want to attack you.

    Meanwhile, the great volvas of Midgard explore the diving world and gather the knowledge. Below is a great masterpiece created by them.

    Show Spoiler
    I was sure he is a video games blogger but then I checked his channel :shredder:
     
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  21. Dayyālugender: ⚧ Arcane

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    That's legit weird. MEANWHILE MY DOMINIONS EXPERIENCE

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    Is mostly Polandball.
     
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  22. Grifgender: ⚧ Learned

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    I'd say Ulm seems to be doing fairly well, actually.
     
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  23. Make America Great Again Agesilausgender: ⚧ Arcane

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    Is anyone in the mood to sub for me once or twice in this game? I won't be back at my personal computer until Monday afternoon. Otherwise just stale me, please.
     
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  24. KoolNoodlesgender: ⚧ Arcane

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    No offense meant, just was speaking relative to my immediate neighbors. :M
     
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  25. KoolNoodlesgender: ⚧ Arcane

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    This makes sense.

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