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Coyote

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t said:
By the way, didn't bethesduh notice there were quite a few smart muties, even a whole town full of them in previous fallout frenchise? But yeah, :headdesk: all the way.

Come to think of it, the setting of Fallout 3 as a whole makes a lot more sense if you retcon the backstory to say that some sort of mutagen/pathogen/next-gen was released into the air on the east coast which causes everyone there to lose 3 points of INT.
 

WhiskeyWolf

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Lyons Pride
Lets start with "pride", this is probably one of the stupidest name you can give to your squad... BUT "Lyons" IS THE LAMES NAME EVER, SERIOUSLY, NAMING YOUR SQUAD AFTER YOURSELF IS A SING OF BAD TASTE.

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Hey there commanding officer, remember why we call ourself "Lyons Pride"... well, make us proud.
 

t

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Hey guys, what's wrong in killing all the mutants then? I mean, you just stated every fucking one of them is dangerous and every one presents a threat to the members of the PA society (putting aside Fawkes who is an asshole anyway). It seems Eden really had a good plan of exterminating the lethal enemy of the human race.

Why do we percieve him as a villain then? Maybe it's some freaky joke by Beth -- nobody knows but the villain is actually good and PC and his crew are teh evil who interrupt him in his quest.
 

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Hey guys, what's wrong in killing all the mutants then? I mean, you just stated every fucking one of them is dangerous and every one presents a threat to the members of the PA society (putting aside Fawkes who is an asshole anyway). It seems Eden really had a good plan of exterminating the lethal enemy of the human race.

Why do we percieve him as a villain then? Maybe it's some freaky joke by Beth -- nobody knows but the villain is actually good and PC and his crew are teh evil who interrupt him in his quest.

Because bethesda forgot to explain that everybody in the world is considered a mutant to the enclave
 
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Already after the first chapter of this LP shitty became a understatement, but it sunk so much that words cannot describe it. Now even an communist Iron Giant makes a appareance.

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"VOICE MODULE ONLINE... AUDIO FUNCTIONALITY TEST... INITIALIZED. DESIGNATION: LIBERTY PRIME. MISSION: THE LIBERATION OF ANCHORAGE, ALASKA. PRIMARY TARGETS: ANY AND ALL RED CHINESE INVADERS. EMERGENCY COMMUNIST ACQUISITION DIRECTIVE: IMMEDIATE SELF-DESTRUCT. BETTER DEAD THAN RED!!"

"ENGAGING RED CHINESE AGGRESSORS."
 

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bhlaab said:
t said:
Hey guys, what's wrong in killing all the mutants then? I mean, you just stated every fucking one of them is dangerous and every one presents a threat to the members of the PA society (putting aside Fawkes who is an asshole anyway). It seems Eden really had a good plan of exterminating the lethal enemy of the human race.

Why do we percieve him as a villain then? Maybe it's some freaky joke by Beth -- nobody knows but the villain is actually good and PC and his crew are teh evil who interrupt him in his quest.

Because bethesda forgot to explain that everybody in the world is considered a mutant to the enclave

And that thanks to decades of exposure to radiation, the only pure-strain humans found in the DC aea are located in Vault 101. Using the FEV will, in effect, kill everyone but them.

DO IT!
 

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bhlaab said:
Because bethesda forgot to explain that everybody in the world is considered a mutant to the enclave

Don't be so sure! Maybe Enclave changed over the years and now despises only super mutants? Few things did change, vide infamous Harold...
 

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Jim Cojones said:
1. Use the item president has given you.
2. Make Lyons sacrifice herself.
3. Watch how she bravely dies just to support plans of her enemies.
4. Watch mass deaths of people drinking water.

Yes. To finally make the average IQ in Failout 3's stop being lower than that of animals.
 

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WhiskeyWolf said:
Lyons Pride
Lets start with "pride", this is probably one of the stupidest name you can give to your squad... BUT "Lyons" IS THE LAMES NAME EVER, SERIOUSLY, NAMING YOUR SQUAD AFTER YOURSELF IS A SING OF BAD TASTE.
It is in fact, a witty pun on lion's pride. As in a pride of lions. Those BOS people sure are funny!
 

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Let it truly be Wasteland.
It would be nice to make an orbital strike on BOS too, but that's in add-on unfortunately.
They should die from FEV anyway though.
 

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this game is so shitty that i couldn't even be bothered to rage when i saw this stupid stuff, but do you know what actually made me angry? they had the chance to have at least a great soundtrack, cause the songs on the radio are awesome, and they were able to even ruin that with that 3dog shit
 

bhlaab

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t said:
bhlaab said:
Because bethesda forgot to explain that everybody in the world is considered a mutant to the enclave

Don't be so sure! Maybe Enclave changed over the years and now despises only super mutants? Few things did change, vide infamous Harold...

no, in the ending reel they say everybody died
 
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I recall some guys escaping, but they deserted anyway.

this game is so shitty that i couldn't even be bothered to rage when i saw this stupid stuff, but do you know what actually made me angry? they had the chance to have at least a great soundtrack, cause the songs on the radio are awesome, and they were able to even ruin that with that 3dog shit

easily solvable
 

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Part 22 – Apocalypse Now

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Well, it seems like Codexia decided that inserting the virus and letting the chick sacrifice herself was the best plan.

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Wow, it sounds like Codexia is a bunch of evil bastards.

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:D

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This is the entrance to the control room. Notice how the door into the control room has been closed, in order to contain the radiation.

Anyway, see that machine a few steps in front of us?
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It’s the Filtration Input system, which we conveniently still have access to.

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FACT: Fallout 3 is nice enough to give us this message, telling us exactly what we just did.

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[Perception] So, inserting the vial into the purifier is gonna kill all the mutants in the Capital Wasteland, right?

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You are very perceptive.

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So, that means that Fawkes is gonna die, along with the rest of them?

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It serves him right, for not entering the chamber himself.

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But, isn’t he gonna try and stop us? I mean, he’s just ok with this plan, even though he knows that it’ll kill him?

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Exactly. He doesn't seem to care at all.

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:facepalm:

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FACT #1: Fawkes was standing right behind us watching us insert the vial into the purifier.
FACT #2: He did nothing to stop us. Neither did Sarah Lyons, for that matter.

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Wouldn’t it have pretty cool if he turned on us and we had to fight him after trying to inser... :sigh:

Anyway, this is the other choice we have to make:
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Fuck that. There’s no way I’m committing suicide just for a bunch of inane NPCs. There’s not a single character in Fallout 3 worth saving.

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And, aren’t you supposed to be a paladin? You’re the one whose supposed to be sacrificing herself, right?

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Yes, that’s right. That’s exactly how it is. :twisted:

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We also have to tell her the code for the Purifier, which was obviously 216.

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She walks over to the control room entrance.

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We have to push this button open the door.

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Why is there even an airlock installed here? Were the original creators of this facility planning on having the inside room getting filled with radiation?

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Anyway, Sarah Lyons heads over to the activation terminal where she inputs the code and starts the purifier.

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After which, she starts to feel the effects of the radiation.

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FACT: Extremely melodramatic music is playing while she falls to the ground.

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...and then she dies.

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:lol: :twisted:

This is the point where the actual game ends and the ending cut-scene begins. These are just a bunch of slides with some Ron Perlman voice-over.
Remember back when Todd was hyping up how Fallout 3 had 200 endings? Well, this is just one of them:
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And so it was that the lone wanderer ventured forth from V101, intent on discovering the fate of a father who had once sacrificed the future of humanity, for that of his only child.

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The Capital Wasteland proved to be a cruel, inhospitable place, but the lone wanderer refused to surrender to the vices that claimed so many others.

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The values passed on from father to child: selflessness, compassion, honor guided this noble soul through countless trials and triumphs.

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It was not until the end of this long road, that the lone wanderer was faced with that greatest of virtues: sacrifice.

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Why the hell does this dude keep referring to me as ‘The Lone Wanderer’? I even had a companion.

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Also, calling me a ‘wanderer’ makes me sound like some bum who has no idea where the hell he’s going. :(

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But the child refused to follow the father’s selfless example.

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Instead, allowing a true hero to venture into the irradiated control chamber of Project Purity, and sacrifice her own life for the greater good of mankind.

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Sadly, when selected by the sinister President to be his instrument of annihilation, the wanderer agreed.

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:twisted:

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Humanity would be preserved, but only in its purest form.

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The waters of life flowed at last, but the virus contained within soon eradicated all those deemed unworthy of salvation.

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The Capital Wasteland, despite its progress, became a graveyard.

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So ends the story of the lone wanderer, who stepped through the great doors of V101, and into the annuls of legend.

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But the tale of humanity will never come to a close, for the struggle of survival is a war without end.

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And war...war never changes.

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FACT: This is the last image shown in the slides.

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The credits start to roll after the slides are over.
FACT: These are the brilliant minds that brought you Fallout 3.

I’m far too impatient to sit through the credits, so I just press Escape to skip them, which brings us...
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...back to the main menu screen.
We click the ‘Quit’ button to quit Fallout 3 for the final time.

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[Mercy] It seems like I no longer have to play this shitty game.

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You are very perceptive.

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Wait a second. How the hell are you still alive?

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Well, only people with mutations were killed by the virus.

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Exactly. But, we’ve developed several mutations over the course of the game. Shouldn’t the virus have killed you as well?

Part 6 of our LP said:
The game clearly established that this was a mutation that we developed.

Part 9 of our LP said:
This also seems like it should be considered a mutation, right?

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So...why are you still alive?

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I don’t know. I suppose I just got lucky. :)

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:sigh:

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Fuck this shit. I’m quitting Fallout 3.

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End of our shitty LP.
 

DriacKin

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lightbane said:
Btw, could you post your stats and karma when you purify the land?

At some point (probably tomorrow), I'll post a bunch of stats about our character and our LP.
 

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You seem to have a high tolerance to pain. Good job pulling this to the end.
 

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