Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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Game News Vote For Grimoire On Steam Greenlight

Discussion in 'RPG News & Content' started by Infinitron, Mar 29, 2017.

  1. Jenkem Educated

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    don't celebrate just yet, it doesn't even have a store page.

    lots of things get greenlit and then never appear on the store due to developers laziness or abandoning a project or having to hide in a bunker for indefinite periods of time to escape wild wallabies

    not that anything like that would happen to cleve
     
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  2. Robert Jarzebina Arcane

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    Dont forget Cleve needs to implement 99 Steam Achievements and many other things.

    This can take more time than fixing 99 Micro-Issues.

    So see you in few years :salute:
     
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  3. Make America Great Again CyberWhale Arcane

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    May 2017, with or without Stream Achievements.
     
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  4. sstacks Prophet

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    Steam achievement 1: release the game

    Steam achievement 2-99: comprehend the amazingness of the game finally getting released

    Done.
     
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  5. Country_Gravy Arcane Patron

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    You can eat a giant bag of dicks.
     
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  6. I'm With Her Metro for prison Arcane Beg Auditor

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    In all seriousness congrats Cleveland Mark Blakemore -- when you set aside your craziness this is a solid game with a lot more detail and care put into it than the bulk of similar retro titles on the market now. If this sells well enough I look forward to playing the expansion pack when I'm 56.
     
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  7. :Flash: Arcane

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    Cleve posted May 29th as the release date on Steam.
    It's not even a Friday. :(
     
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  8. Valky Learned

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    I hope you've saved up your vacation days, Grimoire is worth the week off.
     
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  9. Hoaxmetal Arcane

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    There aren't 600 hours in a week tho. You're gonna need to take a full month off with the occasional hours for sleep.
     
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  10. Valky Learned

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    "Grimoire made me lose my job."
     
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  11. Make America Great Again Humanity has risen! Arcane Patron Repressed Homosexual

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    That's great, I am going to the Philippines again soon after the release date... I will have the perfect game to play in the airports, in the plane, and in my hotel room!
     
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  12. sstacks Prophet

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    Interviewer (reviewing resume): Mr. Valky, it says here you once lost a job because of a game, which I've actually heard of before. However (taps sheet with pencil eraser) this states you lost a job while waiting on a game at the store.

    Interviewer (leaning in): Exaxactly how, uh, late were you while waiting on this game?

    Mr. Valky (not blinking, deadpan): 20 years.

    Interviewer (leaning back quickly, exhaling): That's, uh, that's quite a show of dedication. (pretends to study resume again, desperate to avoid eye contact)

    Mr. Valky: So can I have the job?

    Interviewer (very small voice, staring down): Are you going to kill me?
     
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  13. Klarion Arcane

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    So...So... It's...It's... acshuelly happeding???

    Tears are flowing down my cheeks as I write this.... God save Cleve!
     
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  14. Make America Great Again Lady Error Arcane

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    That's as good reason as any to miss that release date. ;)
     
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