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Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

Discussion in 'Codex Public Library' started by anduin, Nov 11, 2016.

  1. Sranchammergender: ⚧ Arcane

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    Her tit armor looks ridiculous, B
     
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  2. drexciyagender: ⚧ Augur

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    Totally agreed on both. Laureline shouldn't be so "bland". I would've loved to see Louise Bourgoin as the female lead. She was really great in the Adele Blanc-Sec movie (which had some flaws). She's pretty, she has presence and she can act. The male lead is to much of a wuss. He should be a bit of a smug guy and definately look a bit older than the current actor.
     
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  3. ---gender: ⚧ Magister

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    Crap, just discovered that the male actor is 31-yo :hmmm:
     
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  4. Make America Great Again Kem0sabegender: ⚧ Arcane

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    They turned hot comic book space udmurt into talentless bushy eyebrows lesbian witch...

    Also at 200 million budget, this will be a financial catastrophe that will end this French degenerate's career.
     
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  5. abnaxusgender: ⚧ Arcane

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    The space udmurt came from Middle-Ages in the comic, bet they glossed over that.
     
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  6. Andnjordgender: ⚧ Cipher

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    Goddamit Hollywood, will you ever leave my precious childhood memories alone...:negative:
     
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    Such claim require visual proof.
     
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  8. anduingender: ⚧ Arbiter

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  9. Spotswoodgender: ⚧ Learned

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    Is Valerian that French anthology that starts as kind of pulpy-noir and later became a multiverse?
     
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  10. Spotswoodgender: ⚧ Learned

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    Planetar, yeah that's basically what it was. The Incal's better.
     
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  11. Make America Great Again Lyric Suitegender: ⚧ Arcane

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    Numale manlet action hero lol wtf is this shit
     
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  12. Mynongender: ⚧ Scholar Shitposter

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    They are literally NOTHING alike.

    Also, why are you answering to your own comment? Logged in into wrong account? I took a pic of it in case you delete your post:
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  13. Spotswoodgender: ⚧ Learned

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    Hello there, I don't know what you mean by "they" as I wasn't classifying the two as one. Rend your clothes away from me, kleptocunt. I will not be seduced by your apish posturing.

    And I see you haven't outgrown your days as hall monitor, but the likes of subservient cowards such as you can do no better. Gawd help the little ones, when you report for duty...
     
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    Hi planetar, better luck next time, huh?
     
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    Look how pathetic you have become l1beral. A crawling, wretched thing that has to resort to sock puppets to draw attention to himself...a virtual madman talking to himself.

    And even then, hardly anyone cares.

    :negative:
     
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  16. Andhairagender: ⚧ Arcane

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    Also at some point in this movie Darth maul better leap in and slaughter everyone and everything on screen.
     
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  17. Severian Silkgender: ⚧ Guest

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    When will reviews start coming in? I am curious about this movie.
     
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  18. Morkargender: ⚧ illiterate

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    That male cast...

    :what:

    Now compare this to Han Solo or similar space jockeys. What were they thinking...
     
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  19. Severian Silkgender: ⚧ Guest

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    A lot of good young-ish actors are dead, sadly. River Pheonix, Heath Ledger, others. I think Jake Gyllenhaal could play a good villain too if he wanted, if not a cop. I still think a young Clooney would have been best for this role. He looks the part IMO.
     
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  20. Make America Great Again Unkillable Catgender: ⚧ WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR CHIN? Patron

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    I can't shake off the "dead eyes" vibe from the two main actors. At least DeHaan shows that he can break away from it, but every piece of promotion and marketing has them look like they're coming into work after having beaten Charlie Sheen at coke-snorting last night.

    There's a chance this may have some hidden element to it that'll at least make it worth watching, but right now I don't think this is even a contender to The Fifth Element. That film is an absolute classic.
     
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  21. ghostdoggender: ⚧ Prestigious Gentleman Arcane Patron

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    What's with that baby-face + dead eyes combination?

    As for the boob armor, OK the female lead I can understand, but why does the manlet have a boob armor too, is he transitioning?

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  22. Spotswoodgender: ⚧ Learned

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    Motherfuckers, I'm not Planetar, and any admin can confirm that from my IP.
     
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  23. krisgender: ⚧ Arcane

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    I guess he was just wearing your skin while posting.

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  24. Spotswoodgender: ⚧ Learned

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    You're not one to be talking Mynon.
     
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  25. Planetargender: ⚧ Hi, my name is Liberal Dumbfuck

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    He was responding to my "no" rating under his post. Take off your tinfoil, you fucking imbecile.
     
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