Ugly Game box/cover art

[Clockwork Knight]

Ah, 3D renders. We meet again.

The horrid white outline is the cherry on top.

--

Play as ORANGE EMINEM on a grimdark ghetto shooter.

...not really.

bonus

My parents wouldn't get GTA for me because they had heard it was a violent, sexual game. However, they had no idea about Saints Row. When they asked about what it was about, I said it was about "reclaiming the neighborhood". I got it for Christmas that year.

 

[Astral Rag]

 

[SCO]

"It's a hell of a thing, killing a man"

 

[DwarvenFood]

"..One of the most complex photoshops to date."

 

[Clockwork Knight]

I had to check. It's real.

http://www.atlus.com/pfc/

http://www.gamefaqs.com/xbox/920606-pro-fishing-challenge

Also Ninja Scooter Simulator sounds like it would be a top seller nowadays on Steam.

 

[anus_pounder]

Ugly Game box/cover art

Cho Aniki

gtfo

 

[xemous]

Duh.

thats a great piece of artwork

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

Did you ever cried when you saw the Playstation logo ?

 

[Animal]

Those tears look like yogurt or
something more nasty

 

[Murk]

I think this qualifies as "ugly but awesome" -- game had cheesy FMV cut scenes, too ;D

 

[sullynathan]

man, what were the makers of these game boxes thinking.

 

[United Nations]

 

[Alex]

It seems to me that an inordinate number of Genesis games dealt with green goo, or at least had it as an important theme. The Haunting, The Ooze, Boogerman (I think that one was also on the SNes, though), the first stage in Sonic Spinball. I think this was only in american games as well...

 

[Venser]

ewwww

 

[Unkillable Cat]

It's bad enough to see it over in the "Doom" thread.

 

[Mustawd]

ewwww

Looks like Halo but with the word DOOM covering everything/

 

[Astral Rag]

 

[Excidium II]

It looks like it's trying not to laugh.

 

[Astral Rag]

 

[oddech_wymarlych_swiatow]

 

[Baron Dupek]

Sudeki: The second best best non-japanese JRPG (after Anachronox) I've ever played, out of all the games I chose this is the one that makes me think "why no one ever talks about this" the most, it's a real hidden gem.
Just wanted to say that this game is great but that cover really makes me laugh every time I see it.

• Woman in traditional sexy pose
• Armor leaving very little to the imagination
• "Five out of Five Stars" says Maxim magazine
• Rated M for Mature
• Developed by Climax
• "Only on Xbox" (when, at the time, Xbox marketing was heavily catering to the male demographic)

It's like one of those things that just keeps getting funnier the more I see it

 

[Tito Anic]

Ugly=Glorious

 

[abnaxus]

The Sudoku gurls had great asses iirc.

 

[Modron]

The Sudoku gurls had great asses iirc.

Also armors tended to get more revealing as they powered up.

 

[abnaxus]

Heavy Metal F.A.K.K. 2 was the same.

That game needs a sequel.