Ugly Game box/cover art

[LESS T_T]

I need a walkthrough to be the Avatar!

(This is cover for Japanese strategy guide.)

 

[Marquis de Lirium]

It's yet another cheap imitation of Caspar David Friedrich's Wanderer über dem Nebelmeer, but I don't find it ugly in particular, especially considering it's Japanese.

 

[Siel]

:kwanzania::patriot:

 

[bloodlover]

Steve Davis ? Jimmy White !

Wow he looks so young here! When was this released?

 

[Animal]

Crime Wave still wins the contest.

 

[Siel]

Strangely, this one would fit most recent games.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Steve Davis ? Jimmy White !

Wow he looks so young here! When was this released?

Around 1992, IIRC.

 

[DwarvenFood]

Indeed, '91

 

[Astral Rag]

 

[Atomkilla]

 

[SCO]

It's yet another cheap imitation of Caspar David Friedrich's Wanderer über dem Nebelmeer, but I don't find it ugly in particular, especially considering it's Japanese.

It's actually p funny considering what it is. Good humor. The hand is extremely badly drawn though the shading makes its best to obscure that.

 

[Astral Rag]

Reminds me more of some generic "Moses Parting The Red Sea" painting but it's certainly not the worst cover I've ever seen.

 

[Kutulu]

veterinary game, i think she looks way too exited, sinister almost.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Reminds me more of some generic "Moses Parting The Red Sea" painting but it's certainly not the worst cover I've ever seen.

Jaesun Parting The GD.

 

[Astral Rag]

 

[Kutulu]

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

The Brazilian Slaughter looks cool in that leather jacket and bandana.

 

[Fronzel Neekburm]

Not a game cover but an equally terrible job of creating a cover:

 

[Astral Rag]

"kiss 'n' kill - The totally mad Condom Simulator!"

 

[Unkillable Cat]

That's some massively fucked up sexual diseases.

Is that a chainsaw on the far right?

 

[Astral Rag]

I'm not sure what I find most disturbing: the weird STDs, the penis guillotine, the jumper cable thing, the scissors, the chainsaw,...

In case some of you don't want to wait for the inevitable Gog re-release: https://archive.org/details/kiss-n-kill

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

After releasing Forklift Simulator, Tractor Simulator, Conveyor Belt Simulator the Germans still need to play more simulators. This one must be really stimulating.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

The Two Guys From Andromeda were really ahead of the curve with this one.

About 20 years, as a matter of fact.

 

[Trotsky]

Great game for the era but shit cover. Ubisoft spent like five dollars on the art design.

 

[Venser]

I hate this cover