Completed Two White Men on a Mission from Gawd

[abnaxus]

Templar Raider.

I thought the level was a nice change of pace, really.

 

[RK47]

Dunno bro, it drove me nuts. Was looking forward to slaughtering some undead maybe. But I guess the game wants to stick to some realism.

 

[abnaxus]

But I guess the game wants to stick to some realism.

I wonder how the developers would explain those ogres.

 

[RK47]

 

[abnaxus]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fall_of_Acre

 

[RK47]

I still have no idea how we sailed all the way to Antioch. But whatever. Details.

 

[abnaxus]

Keep in mind Templars were super rich organization before their end, with their own fleets and such.

Though they wouldn't accept womyn on board of course.

 

[RK47]

Keep in mind Templars were super rich organization before their end, with their own fleets and such.

Though they wouldn't accept womyn on board of course.

IIRC, the mission ended when the tunnel is collapsed and the two are in the middle of Mameluke encampment they just trashed. Full of angry muslims that are butthurt. Barely minutes later - we arrive on Antioch on a rowboat.

 

[abnaxus]

I interpreted it that they accompanied the Cardinal through the tunnel back to Acre (otherwise he'd die in the first trap left alone), then collapsed the tunnel (not sure how they'd be able to do this, too, don't think gundpowder was yet common at that time) and took ship to Ascalon.

Ascalon is not in Antioch, btw, but far too to the south of Acre.

 

[RK47]

Ah my mistake.

 

[Commissar Draco]

Gameplay was actiony and thus popamole (actually the game was surprisingly fun except the stealth level) Meh... but TEMPLARS! MUSLI SLAUGHTER! INQUISTION! BURNING AT STAKE! KATARS!

 

[Horus]

Hey i know this game.

 

[abnaxus]

Wheres update

 

[RK47]

-.- yes yes, I probably will try to sneak in a 30 min update this weekend. But if Blood Bowl comes up.... it might only be uploaded on Monday.

 

[RK47]

 

[Erebus]

After the fast-reloading trebuchets and Prince of Persia traps of earlier episodes, I guess having a Templar that fights to protect Muslims isn't that unbelievable.

 

[Severian Silk]

That is the most historically accurate thing I have ever seen.

 

[abnaxus]

Marie is clearly Renegade.

 

[abnaxus]

BRO

 

[Erebus]

Moar pls.

Also, maybe change the title to "A bro and a hussy on a mission from Gawd" or something like that.

 

[RK47]

yeah ok
sure *goes back to playing ME3 co op*

 

[RK47]

sorry for late update folks, but i've been down with flu.

 

[abnaxus]

Imagine if this was oldskool and getting hit by a trap was instant death.

 

[Erebus]

No wonder the Templars ended up losing control of the Holy Land ! Building dungeons like that and filling them with traps that'd still work after two centuries must have taken most of their time and resources !

 

[abnaxus]

You haven't seen anything yet...