Wayward Son
Fails to keep valuable team members alive
The Adventures of Wayward the Elf Episode Eight:
Seriously Frail Equipment
Seriously Frail Equipment
Hey, hey, hey! It's Wayward Son with Wayward Son and we are going to be showin you part of Labyrinthian. (It's too large to put in one update, imo)
Let's a-go!
Here's the final exit to the dungeon for the Volendrung.
Now, we head back to Skyrim to get the Staff Piece from Labyrinthian.
With my new hammer!
Er... Yes, you'll have it through the ENTIRE dungeon. Uh huh, sure.
Obligatory character sheet. All the yada yada about how powerful we are.
Can we just get on with it?
Yeah, sure.
Y'know, I just have to say, I really like these dungeon exterior descriptions. It's actually a lot better than Skyrim's exterior graphics.
We were told to go down the center path, so we do just that.
Let's just take all the background story in.
So, there was a genius and his Down Syndrome brother who swung a club that came here to solve some riddles. And they failed. Gee, I wonder why...
And they gave one of the keys to Mogrus of Downsyndromton.
HERE'S WHERE YOU NEED TO GO!!1!!
We can take it on.
(Three minutes and a half-mana tank later)
Or maybe not. I checked and these things are immune to anything of lesser make than mithril.
And let me guess...
Our legen-motherfuckin-dary Hammer of magic is only Dwarven
So, let's go and slaughter some other stuff.
We meet again, kwanzabot!
Let us fight!
This comes up after a garbled message that was extremely bugged out. We go into our inventory and find that, yes, our legendary Hammer has disappeared.
So, what weapons do I have? Y'know, until I can replace the Hammer again?
You're not gonna like it...
You only have...
A shortbow.
What!!? A shortbow? This will not do.
Yeah, we'll go get something new, like, now.
Outta my way! I'm not in the mood for trash mobs right now.
We find a treasure pile and hope for a weapon, any weapon, and... well...
This all feels like one big, elaborate troll by Bethesda.
Dugeon not yet clear, head down low, tail tucked between our legs, we leave Labyrinthian.
Please, can I haz?
Yes, ohhh yes, you can haz.
The Gold Left counter is because of this:
An Ebony Helm. Something I couldn't even use. I'm so happy right now, I could cry.
We get the Claymore for 2500 GP less than it cost.
Ohhhh yess. I am so happy right now.
We go back to the dungeon after getting a few more items (Ebony Amulet, Adamantium Mace of Lightning)
Time to die fucker!
Wait, so I get nothing for decimating him??
Nothing except for 25000 EXP. To put that into perspective, the FINAL BOSS gives us 100000 XP for "defeating him" that's only four times an Iron Golem.
Oh, oh wow. Shit, man.
Yeah.
Anyway, next time, we find at least one, if not both, keys to reach the end of Labyrinthian. This is one of my favorite dungeons ever and I can't wait.
Let's a-go!
Here's the final exit to the dungeon for the Volendrung.
Now, we head back to Skyrim to get the Staff Piece from Labyrinthian.
Er... Yes, you'll have it through the ENTIRE dungeon. Uh huh, sure.
Obligatory character sheet. All the yada yada about how powerful we are.
Yeah, sure.
Y'know, I just have to say, I really like these dungeon exterior descriptions. It's actually a lot better than Skyrim's exterior graphics.
We were told to go down the center path, so we do just that.
Let's just take all the background story in.
And they gave one of the keys to Mogrus of Downsyndromton.
HERE'S WHERE YOU NEED TO GO!!1!!
We can take it on.
(Three minutes and a half-mana tank later)
Or maybe not. I checked and these things are immune to anything of lesser make than mithril.
Our legen-motherfuckin-dary Hammer of magic is only Dwarven
So, let's go and slaughter some other stuff.
This comes up after a garbled message that was extremely bugged out. We go into our inventory and find that, yes, our legendary Hammer has disappeared.
You're not gonna like it...
You only have...
A shortbow.
Yeah, we'll go get something new, like, now.
We find a treasure pile and hope for a weapon, any weapon, and... well...
This all feels like one big, elaborate troll by Bethesda.
Dugeon not yet clear, head down low, tail tucked between our legs, we leave Labyrinthian.
Yes, ohhh yes, you can haz.
The Gold Left counter is because of this:
An Ebony Helm. Something I couldn't even use. I'm so happy right now, I could cry.
We get the Claymore for 2500 GP less than it cost.
Ohhhh yess. I am so happy right now.
We go back to the dungeon after getting a few more items (Ebony Amulet, Adamantium Mace of Lightning)
Nothing except for 25000 EXP. To put that into perspective, the FINAL BOSS gives us 100000 XP for "defeating him" that's only four times an Iron Golem.
Yeah.
Anyway, next time, we find at least one, if not both, keys to reach the end of Labyrinthian. This is one of my favorite dungeons ever and I can't wait.