Genma:TheDestroyer
Arcane
Chapter 1: Only in a Vault Like This, In a Wasteland Like This, In A Country Like This....
Chapter 2: Do No Harm. But Feel Free To Annoy The Utter Fuck Out Of Them
Chapter 3: Either There's A Conspiracy Afoot Or You're All Lazy
Chapter 4: Conflict in the Workplace
[URL="http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/theyve-got-vault-fever-theyre-all-going-mad-lets-play-nv-project-brazil.89773/page-2#post-3206302"]Chapter 5: Replicators. Replicators Everywhere[/URL]
Hello everyone, and welcome to my new LP chosen by a vocal minority. Seems the rest of the internet was right after all.
*Grumble*
Jake Armitage is here to help seeing as he's done this all before. Granted, not one to completion.
Smeghead.
Don't make me change your character portrait.
You wouldn't dare.
Guess what I'll use.
Fire up the game with PB installed and *bam* changes right away. Apparently Kaz and the rest of his team couldn't resist monkeying with even the title cards.
"Shh, he's coming. Strike your silliest pose."
In all seriousness I do like the art, save for the return of pads as armor.
We could run through NV again and lament how woefully short Caesar's Legion are on meaningful content. You'd almost think Obsidian didn't expect many to side with with the sociopathic faction barely kept in check by codes of conduct.
That...just described half the people I either worked for or with.
Huh, remind me to change my vid-phone number when I get back.
Still avoiding Kitsune?
Leave one mystical quest unfinished and you'd think the world was ending.
Technically it might be.
And whose fault is that? Bad enough I have to live with Dog sending red eyed dobermans and mental voice-mail to hassle me when I'm trying to relax.
Meh. I've seen worse.
You don't remember what you had for breakfast two weeks ago.
Combine cheery 50's jingles with Vault Boy's smiling visage and cartoonish scenes of mass genocide and you get one hell of an unsettling result. Almost as jarring as Vault-Tec's fees.
But look at what you get for that price; sterile enclosures stuffed with other terrified families who have just lost nearly everything they knew!
Sucks to be you if you don't like sports in general, or football specifically. Better raise the next generation to appreciate the ol' pig skin.
Your great-great-great-great grandchildren will be just as miserable as you now are. But at least they'll be alive.
Amazing, you've managed to make me gain an appreciation for Seattle.
"Disclaimer: Alcohol and anti-depressants not included in standard package."
Animals!
Some memes die out almost before they start. Others apparently hang around for decades.
Like a bad case of Vita S-3.
War. War never changes.
Frak! I said I'd get to it later, leave me alone!
I don't think that's Dog little buddy.
Makes a strong man weak, and a poor man rich. The difference is decided by character. If you don't think character is the only factor in deciding victory...then you've been playing the wrong game this whole damn time.
Mario Kart. Damn rubber-banding AI with its 'random' blue shells.
The world was playing the wrong game two hundred years ago, they learned what it meant to be faulting in character. For their failure they became a wasteland of nuclear hellfire.
Wait, wasn't it because of aliens?
You shut your heathen mouth right now.
Hey I'm just sayin'.
Zip.it.
Harold's a fucking tre-
*Thwap*
"I regret nothing!"
Now out there is a horde of men calling themselves Survivalists; remnants of the old world thinking they can get by just on the strength of their arms alone.
There's a New California Republic, gambling away the glory of America's past on a legion of slaves trying to rise against their masters on some old forgotten highway.
None of them have any idea what kind of character it takes to bring the greatest nation on Earth back to glory. But down here, in Vault 18, you're going to learn everything you need to know about winning that war. Right here, right now on this battlefield.
You are the last of America's finest men and women. You're the A-list. The rest of those idiots are a thing of the past.
Now is your time.
You'll get out there and show that you have the character it takes to bring America back to glory.
Can I get an oo-rah?!
OO-RAH!!!
Damn right, now move out!
That's right, we're getting a 'War, war never changes' monologue before a game of football. That tells you all you need to know about Coach Bragg.
...way to spoil who the shadowy figures behind all of this are right off the bat, guys.
So here's the thing; as Cassidy noted in his spoiler field the very first choice determines from what perspective our character sees the story (though it can be side-tracked through idiocy later). You can be a Nerd or an Athlete/Jock/Star Player. One involves fixing Vault mainframes, acquiring a robot army and piecing together old info, and the other is supposed to lead towards a path in Vault Security.
It all starts with a simple choice.
What'll it be?
Everything copacetic now?
I dunno, you tell me.
AHHHHHhhhhhhhh!
Edit: For those who want to see the intro in video form.
Chapter 2: Do No Harm. But Feel Free To Annoy The Utter Fuck Out Of Them
Chapter 3: Either There's A Conspiracy Afoot Or You're All Lazy
Chapter 4: Conflict in the Workplace
[URL="http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/theyve-got-vault-fever-theyre-all-going-mad-lets-play-nv-project-brazil.89773/page-2#post-3206302"]Chapter 5: Replicators. Replicators Everywhere[/URL]
Hello everyone, and welcome to my new LP chosen by a vocal minority. Seems the rest of the internet was right after all.
Jake Armitage is here to help seeing as he's done this all before. Granted, not one to completion.
Don't make me change your character portrait.
Guess what I'll use.
Fire up the game with PB installed and *bam* changes right away. Apparently Kaz and the rest of his team couldn't resist monkeying with even the title cards.
"Shh, he's coming. Strike your silliest pose."
In all seriousness I do like the art, save for the return of pads as armor.
We could run through NV again and lament how woefully short Caesar's Legion are on meaningful content. You'd almost think Obsidian didn't expect many to side with with the sociopathic faction barely kept in check by codes of conduct.
Still avoiding Kitsune?
Technically it might be.
You don't remember what you had for breakfast two weeks ago.
Combine cheery 50's jingles with Vault Boy's smiling visage and cartoonish scenes of mass genocide and you get one hell of an unsettling result. Almost as jarring as Vault-Tec's fees.
But look at what you get for that price; sterile enclosures stuffed with other terrified families who have just lost nearly everything they knew!
Sucks to be you if you don't like sports in general, or football specifically. Better raise the next generation to appreciate the ol' pig skin.
Your great-great-great-great grandchildren will be just as miserable as you now are. But at least they'll be alive.
"Disclaimer: Alcohol and anti-depressants not included in standard package."
Some memes die out almost before they start. Others apparently hang around for decades.
I don't think that's Dog little buddy.
Mario Kart. Damn rubber-banding AI with its 'random' blue shells.
You shut your heathen mouth right now.
Zip.it.
*Thwap*
"I regret nothing!"
OO-RAH!!!
That's right, we're getting a 'War, war never changes' monologue before a game of football. That tells you all you need to know about Coach Bragg.
...way to spoil who the shadowy figures behind all of this are right off the bat, guys.
So here's the thing; as Cassidy noted in his spoiler field the very first choice determines from what perspective our character sees the story (though it can be side-tracked through idiocy later). You can be a Nerd or an Athlete/Jock/Star Player. One involves fixing Vault mainframes, acquiring a robot army and piecing together old info, and the other is supposed to lead towards a path in Vault Security.
It all starts with a simple choice.
What'll it be?
I dunno, you tell me.
Edit: For those who want to see the intro in video form.
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