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[Awor Szurkrarz]

Hey, don't make me angry!

Does it mean that you're going to try to grab someone's crotch?

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I HEARD THAT CURTIS! xD

Jesus fucking Christ it's like that thing that Cleve was talking about.

But seriously, the RPGCodex and Blistered Thumbs are not so different as it may seem. We see it as our duty to be honest to our readers, not to suck up to publishers for exclusives and shit like that. Now, you guys don´t buy the hype and we´d like to hear your opinions too, especially since we´re also into retro gaming like many of you.

So, HappySpic, what's so interesting about your retro section? It doesn't have a single RPG or Wargame. What does it have in common with a prestigious magazine like RPGCodex?

 

[Overweight Manatee]

If any of you prestigious gentlemen can watch this video to the end, you are made of stronger stuff than me.

http://www.blisteredthumbs.net/2010/11/ ... nightmare/

http://www.blisteredthumbs.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/undeadnightmareblistered.jpg

I'm somehow able to watch this forever.

Why is there a fucking play button on a still image? Was this site designed by a 4th grader?

 

[Quilty]

This is what gaming journalism is all about:

http://www.blisteredthumbs.net/2010/11/ ... reakdowns/

An article about spilling shit on your consoles.

wat

 

[Blackula]

I sent a little present to Blistered Thumbs featuring everyone's favorite tranny

 

[janjetina]

This is the funniest thread on the RPG Codex in a while.

 

[Quilty]

I sent a little present to Blistered Thumbs featuring everyone's favorite tranny

 

[Zed]

Retro = mario and obscure SNES titles. More like blistered ass, ololol.

 

[Gragt]

Advertising for a console-oriented website on the Codex is like a declaration of war.

 

[Multi-headed Cow]

Whoever's behind this troll, props for originality

No kidding. If this is actually a Codexer posting all this then this is seriously well done.

 

[CrimHead]

I like angryjoe's nonconformist gamer shtick. He complains about professional gaming journalists writing illegitimate reviews influenced by developer blowjobs/money, then goes on to give every major, hyped up, popular xbox release a 9/10with his ANGRY SEAL OF APPROVAL.

What are you so angry about anyway, joe? All of your reviews apparently fall somewhere between the 7-10 range, just like every other mainstream game reviewer out there. You're not special, you're just another statistic.s

On a side note, are modern gamers so stupid as to think a 10 point grading scale is superior in accuracy to a thumbs up or a thumbs down, a seal of approval, or simply criticism/praise in the review itself, from which they should be able to derive the journalist's opinion? Sometimes, these scales even include decimals, which is really perplexing, as they could've just as easily used a 100 scale. What the fuck is the difference between a 9.2 and a 9.5 anyway? an 8.5 and a 9? a 9.8 and a 10? Is everyone in gaming journalism retarded?

 

[Blackula]

Hey look, registration requires no confirmation... these bros are asking for it

 

[CrimHead]

Truthfully though, I think this was an attempt by a Codexer to initiate a flying cock raid on Angry Joe's site.

 

[Blackula]

Truthfully though, I think this was an attempt by a Codexer to initiate a flying cock raid on Angry Joe's site.

Most likely, but a well deserved one

 

[SharkClub]

You know, I really can't tell if this is a troll thread or not.

If he's actually serious, I feel sorry for him.

 

[Tycn]

The first post, while copypasta, hasn't been posted to any other site which would have been likely if he was actually trying to pull readers.

 

[Gragt]

It is more than likely a troll to get the Codex to invade that pus-filled pimple of a website, but there is nothing wrong in shooting first and asking questions later.

 

[Blackula]

The first post, while copypasta, hasn't been posted to any other site which would have been likely if he was actually trying to pull readers.

 

[AngryJoe]

Hmm, Mike was right, you guys are really a tough bunch. And no, this is not a troll, I´ll mention the Codex in one of my upcoming videos to prove it.

Anyways, I´m not ALL about twitchy console games, for example check out my Civ 5 review. There´s also a ton of other cool stuff on my website AngryJoeShow.Com. You can also follow me on Facebook or Twitter. Join the Angry Army today!

Oh and if you like my stuff please donate! Generous donations will be mentioned at the end of the next video!

So, I´ll leave it at that, if you excuse me now, Blistered Thumbs.Net still needs a lot of work.
See you guys around!

-Angry Joe

 

[The Barbarian]

May Crom forgive you your trespasses against this beautiful community of bros.

 

[SharkClub]

I´ll mention the Codex in one of my upcoming videos to prove it.

 

[hoverdog]

okay, it IS Skyway.

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[Serious_Business]

Goddamn. This still cracks me up. I can just imagine the fat jaded codexer looking at this fuck's face that's screaming in absurd delight, and in turn quietly trembling in rage to type impotently their cold, hard dissaproval. This is great

 

[Havoc]

Hmm, Mike was right, you guys are really a tough bunch. And no, this is not a troll, I´ll mention the Codex in one of my upcoming videos to prove it.

We're just a bunch of elitist fucktards that don't like the way the gaming world is heading. If you can convince us that you're not a troll nor a consoletard, then we MIGHT think diffrently about you. For now... GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CODEX!

 

[Jack]

...Joe?

 

[Melcar]

MY FUCKING EYES. WTF BROS?! I though we had a policy about NSFW shit outside of GD?