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The Witcher 3 Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

dryan

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Won't even pirate this one.
 

Darkzone

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Yeah, your balls are so big that you only play video games when your wife's asleep
Ahh. And if i answer no i play also if my wife is awake, you will then write that i cannot convince my wife to having sex or that i don't want to have sex. The best answer is not to answer. ;)
I will put this in that way: if a man has a family, then he has also obligations and responsibilities for them and gaming is not in this set of things.
 

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Yeah, your balls are so big that you only play video games when your wife's asleep
Ahh. And if i answer no i play also if my wife is awake, you will then write that i cannot convince my wife to having sex or that i don't want to have sex. The best answer is not to answer. ;)
I will put this in that way: if a man has a family, then he has also obligations and responsibilities for them and gaming is not in this set of things.
I saw a family the other day...
 

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And if Ciri's part gets enough praise, Twitcher 4 will be all about Ciri (Geralt gets his well deserved quality time with Yenefer):

Play as Ciri the Witcheress, riding unicorns and elves alike and leave a trail of blood an mayhem whereever you go!


TBH the potatos did a pretty good job on her visuals. I for one apreciate a heroine that doesn't look like an oversexed barbie for a change. I bet that would also made the SJWs happy...
It's a win-win and instant GOTY situation!

I haven't read the books though, so I don't know if her personality ends up being such an unlikable prick that makes GTA4 Niko shine like a diamond...
 

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TBH the potatos did a pretty good job on her visuals. I for one apreciate a heroine that doesn't look like an oversexed barbie for a change. I bet that would also made the SJWs happy...
But she looked like oversexed barbie in books.
 

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And if Ciri's part gets enough praise, Twitcher 4 will be all about Ciri
People joking about this might want to remember their posts and link to them in a few years.

TWitcher 3 is supposed to be the last game about Geralt, but not the last Witcher-books-based game. Ciri is an interdimensional traveller swordfighter/sorceress. I certainly would not be surprised if she was the protagonist of some future game(s) from CDPR.
 

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man this sucks. can we have at least one videogame where supermodel tits and ass is not showed down our throats?

i just want to play a game, not have pussy dangling in front of me all the time. it's telling they can only sell their game with sex appeal.
 

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And if Ciri's part gets enough praise, Twitcher 4 will be all about Ciri
People joking about this might want to remember their posts and link to them in a few years.

TWitcher 3 is supposed to be the last game about Geralt, but not the last Witcher-books-based game. Ciri is an interdimensional traveller swordfighter/sorceress. I certainly would not be surprised if she was the protagonist of some future game(s) from CDPR.

I was only half-joking here, I would totally play a Ciri-Twitcher if her blubbering turns out to be easy on the ears. No Laura Bailey please.
Just like I had high hopes for the Tomb Raper reboot after the first pictures (and after my rant about betraying my childhood memories had ended)...
Too bad the game turned out to be about a whiny emo brat cought in a gauntlet of how many gruesome death scenes the deranged devs could come up with.
 

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Play as Ciri the Witcheress, riding unicorns and elves alike and leave a trail of blood an mayhem whereever you go!
RPGs for me is riding on a unicorn and killing things.

man this sucks. can we have at least one videogame where supermodel tits and ass is not showed down our throats?

i just want to play a game, not have pussy dangling in front of me all the time. it's telling they can only sell their game with sex appeal.
I would play a game with actual tits and asses, not console popamole with retarded, latex-clad plastic women.
 

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Nah, LB is awsome, especially for tomboyish, funny, sarkastic characters (Saints Row, Skyrimjob, SWTOR), maybe even for a seductress (Lust). But she cannot into serious characters from what I heard. She sounded like an emo girl lost in the woods in.... uh.. that Desu Ex themed game nobody wants to admit playing.
I think Ciri needs some permanent pissed off bitchy voice. Like the woman that did the companion's block trainer in Skyrim, who mocked you after becoming Harbinger. I think she also did the princess in Dishonored.

What IS her personality in the books anyway? Discuss! Serious question actually.
 

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Nah, LB is awsome, especially for tomboyish, funny, sarkastic characters (Saints Row, Skyrimjob, SWTOR), maybe even for a seductress (Lust). But she cannot into serious characters from what I heard. She sounded like an emo girl lost in the woods in.... uh.. that Desu Ex themed game nobody wants to admit playing.
I think Ciri needs some permanent pissed off bitchy voice. Like the woman that did the companion's block trainer in Skyrim, who mocked you after becoming Harbinger. I think she also did the princess in Dishonored.

What IS her personality in the books anyway? Discuss! Serious question actually.
Ciri needs some cold, distanced voice. It could change with the right approach from the player :ifyouknowwhatimean:
 

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I woudln't mind a Witcher game not about Geralt. Maybe go for a Game of Thrones rpg thing, where you control different characters at certain points of the story.
 

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I liked the first 2 games, despite their flaws. I hope they get the open world scenario well done. Dragon Derp: Inquitardation showed how easily you can fuck this scenario up if you have no experience with it.
 

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man this sucks. can we have at least one videogame where supermodel tits and ass is not showed down our throats?

i just want to play a game, not have pussy dangling in front of me all the time. it's telling they can only sell their game with sex appeal.



HOMO Detected.

:killit:
 

Darkzone

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man this sucks. can we have at least one videogame where supermodel tits and ass is not showed down our throats?

i just want to play a game, not have pussy dangling in front of me all the time. it's telling they can only sell their game with sex appeal.

HOMO Detected.

Not necessary. Perhaps he likes women with a little more curves? Like Rubens.
 

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How could they possibly fuck up an idea that's this bad in itself?

Really.. we get a delay and then they suddenly announce that we'll get to play some no-name that's there only to appeal to the crotch fumblers?
Possibly definitely retarded.

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And if Ciri's part gets enough praise, Twitcher 4 will be all about Ciri
People joking about this might want to remember their posts and link to them in a few years.

TWitcher 3 is supposed to be the last game about Geralt, but not the last Witcher-books-based game. Ciri is an interdimensional traveller swordfighter/sorceress. I certainly would not be surprised if she was the protagonist of some future game(s) from CDPR.

Ciri cameo in Cyberpunk 2077 confirmed!
 

Knut

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Not necessary. Perhaps he likes women with a little more curves? Like Rubens.

:P nope, i'm gay. and i dont give a shit about witcher, just wanted to piss people off, since most posters here would go to war against SJW's if they saw handsome (possibly gay or bi) male in-game.

bottom line- i suck at trolling
 

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