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In Progress The Sims 3: Codex House

Whisky

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Are you ready for another Codex Meta LP?

For those of you unaware, The Sims 3 is a life simulator marketed for pre-teen girls. Naturally, I have almost all the Expansions and DLC packs, except for the ones I did not pirate on principle. Despite the fact that the game is poorly programmed, lacking in content, and runs like hell if you install more than three expansions without mods, the games continue to hook people in, oftentimes people who download it just to create torture scenarios.

On an unrelated note: Codex House!





This beautiful modernist house will house 8 lucky Codexers for the rest of their lives. Their experiences will be documented, as the house is filled with hidden cameras. The house comes equipped with all the modern amenities, including kitchen, three all-in-one bathrooms, pool, dance room, library, gaming rooms, and a special room for *wink* amorous encounters.

Will new friendships form? Enmities? Love? We shall find out.





The house is located at least an hours hike from the nearest road. Far too long for the average Codexer to walk to. For the most part, the house will be perfectly isolated.

What I need is for you to nominate Sims to be entered into the Codex House. Try to nominate people you think would be a funny fit for the house or have potential to have an amusing Sim design. Here's what I need:

Username:
Gender:
Male/Female(?)
Age: Toddler/Child/Teen/Young Adult/Adult/Elder
Life State: Human/Vampire/Werewolf/Genie/Witch/Fairy
5 Traits: http://sims.wikia.com/wiki/Trait (Most are very boring, while others are hilarious. Normal Codexer traits would be Evil, Inappropriate, Grumpy, Loser, or Loner, but submit others to mix things up.)
Design Suggestion: Hair Color/Eye Color/Fat/Muscle/Face Layout (I will take liberty with these)

There are a lot of mods and I have plenty that allow for outlandish Sims, from slider unlockers to furry mods. Feel free to make wild suggestions, chances are, I can accommodate them. For example:



Nominations are closed and Sims will be created momentarily:

1. Cleveland Blakemore
2. Major Blackheart
3. Drog Black Tooth
4. Andhaira
5. ScottishMartialArts
6. Black Cat
7. Luzur
8. Ulminati

Updates:

1. Beginning. 14 CTDs remain!
2. We didn't start the fire.
 
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Major_Blackhart

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1. Major_Blackhart
Gender: Male
Age: Adult
Life State: Genie
5 Traits: Eccentric, Lucky, Inappropriate, Megalomaniac, Evil
Design Suggestion: Black Hair color, Red Eye color, Heavily Muscled, Stocky, Rictus Grin and a Lemmy Kilmister style of facial hair
 

Cassidy

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Username: Drog Black Tooth
Gender: Male
Age: Adult
Life State: Troll Witch, bonus points if there is magic to create alts
5 Traits: Dramatic, Insane, Evil, Diva, Inappropriate
Design Suggestion: I'll leave it up to you.
 
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Turisas

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Andhaira
Gender: Male
Age: Adult
Life State: Ge-- Djinn.
Traits:Excitable, Athletic, Easily Impressed, Supernatural Fan, Animal Lover
Design Suggestion: towelhead

Damnit, Cassidy. My traits are better though.
 

Whisky

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Username: Contrite
Gender: Male
Age: Young Adult
Life State: Djinn
5 Traits: Evil, Insane, Unstable, Athletic, Inappropriate
Design Suggestion:

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The closest possible to this.

*Edit.. damn Turisas

The Djinn is one of many, so fixed it.
Andhaira
Gender: Male
Age: Adult
Life State: Ge-- Djinn.
Traits:Excitable, Athletic, Easily Impressed, Supernatural Fan, Animal Lover
Design Suggestion: towelhead

Damnit, Cassidy. My traits are better though.

Only one Andhaira please, alt or not.

Speaking of which, I need to see if there's a mod for single eyebrow sliders. Doesn't look like there is one though...
 
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Major_Blackhart

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1. Dark Underlady
Gender: Female
Age: Teen
Life State: Vampire
5 Traits: Genius, Athletic, Grumpy, Megalomaniac, Hot-headed
Design Suggestion: Red Hair, Yellow Eye Color, Brazilian ass, Big nose
 
Unwanted

Xu Fugui

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Username: Xu Fugui
Gender: Male
Age: Adult
Life State: Human
5 Traits: Virtuoso, Unlucky, Family-Oriented, Loser and Friendly
Design Suggestion: Bald, brown eyed, skinny
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Try to nominate people you think would be a funny fit for the house or have potential to have an amusing Sim design.
Oh-
:negative:

Username: Gatolina Delanegro
Gender: Female
Age: Teen
Life State: Witch
5 Traits: Evil, Cat Person, Unstable, Proper and Supernatural Fan
Design Suggestion: Black hair and witch hat, exotic coloured eyes, bony of small frame and a cute face.
 

Luzur

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Okay, im Game!

Gender: Dick
Age: Adult
Life State: Human
5 Traits: eccentric, perceptive, insane, gatherer, handy
Design Suggestion:
see avatar, tophat and monocle if available.
 
Self-Ejected

Ulminati

Kamelåså!
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I'm in!

Username: Ulminati
Gender: Male
Age: Adult
Life State: Human
5 Traits: Natural cook, Cat person, Evil, Night Owl, Charismatic
Design Suggestion: Tall, blond, beard
 

asfasdf

robot
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Insert Title Here Strap Yourselves In Codex Year of the Donut
Oh, me.

Oh well, too late.

If there's still space:

Gender: male
Age: Adult
Life State: Human
5 Traits: dont know
Design Suggestion:
i am a robot
 
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Whisky

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Alright, nominations are closed.

I'll see if I can have some of the Sims done tomorrow.

I realize I didn't make a rule against it, so I'm not removing them, but for those of you who nominated yourselves, I'll be taking extra liberties with your submissions. Enjoy!
 
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Whisky

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MEET CLEVELAND MARK BLAKEMORE:

The first houseguest has arrived and it's Cleveland Mark Blakemore, the world's last Neanderthal, whose titanium bones give him the ability to break a man's windpipe just by touching it. He's also known for breaking every record in the Army that there was to break and once operated a mine in Arulco.

And he's just in time to meet the half-breed, shirtless newspaper boy.







"This is what happens when we leave the vault, Cleve...typical fucking manboons."
 

Whisky

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MEET MAJOR BLACKHEART:

In his application, Major Blackheart described himself as heavily muscled. That turned out to be an understatement when he arrived soon after Cleve.







Little is known about this hulking monstrosity. Some say, in order to gain such enormous muscles, he sought the help of the enigmatic Dr. Prosper. Others say that he simply lifted until he could lift no more.

In any case, he seems to have taken a shine to the sunflowers growing out front.



OOC: Could not find facial hair like you described, so I gave you a Fu-Manchu-esque one. And don't worry, the other self-nominators will get far worse interpretations.
 

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