Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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In Progress The Queen is Dead! LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!

Discussion in 'Codex Playground' started by RK47, Jun 5, 2012.

  1. metzger Educated

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    HILARIOUS
  2. Lindblum Educated

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    If you see Elodie as a female it Horrible.

    If you see Elodie as a Shota/ Bishi then its quite hilarious.

    I can't choose...
  3. Drakron Savant

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    Its terrible hilarious.
  4. Tsukasa Buddha Educated

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    Hilarious!

    (Hoping this sets up competition for the creepy glasses dude.)
  5. RK47 No time like the present Patron

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    [IMG] I'm glad you think so too! Fu fu fu~

    Just then, an incredibly strong breeze swirls between the windows of the tower, tugging the paper out of Elodie's hands and off into the sky.

    [IMG] Oh no! Where did it go?
    [IMG] Looks like the poem got caught on the nearby room...
    [IMG] I can almost reach it...
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    [IMG] It's just a silly poem, Your Highness...
    [IMG] Yes, but..
    [IMG] What's the worst that can happen?
    [IMG] If it blows off, someone might read it and laugh at me.
    [IMG] That's still better than breaking your neck. Besides, if you're lucky it will rain and wash the words away.
    [IMG] Mmm...fine.

    Weekend.

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    [IMG] Mmmm, I can't get the poem out of my head. Any luck in finding it?
    [IMG] No word of anyone finding it yet. I didn't see it at the roof either. What shall we do for this weekend?
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    Attend Court +2 Yielding +1 Depressed +1 Pressured
    Visit Treasury +1 Willful
    Explore Castle +1 Lonely +1 Afraid
    Attend Service -1 Cheerful
    Walk in the Gardens +1 Lonely +1 Cheerful
    Sneak out +2 Willful +1 Lonely
    Play with Toys +1 Yielding +1 Lonely +1 Cheerful
    Visit Dungeons +1 Willful +1 Angry
  6. Drakron Savant

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    Attend Court
  7. Annie Mitsoda Developer

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    I second the court motion. TO COURT WITH YOUUUU
  8. newcomer Educated

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    IT SHOULD BE ATTEND SERVICE INSTEAD OF COURT!

    RK47
    I wonder what kind of grueling death would our princess receive if she tried to grab it....
  9. metzger Educated

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    ATTEND COURT

    Also, if she dies, will we get some nice guro pic?
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    Ok lasses and lads, what do you aim to achieve by attending court? It will bring your Willfulness down significantly and caust the Shift into Cheerful mood. What skills do you want to improve next that you want to change the mood?
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    Visit the dungeons and set her anger free.
  12. RK47 No time like the present Patron

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    She'd get injured and gain a severe mood penalty +4 Yielding. +2 Afraid I think.
  13. RK47 No time like the present Patron

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    :troll: There's a 3 way tiebreaker.

    Week 27
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    [IMG] Hmmm, it's been peaceful lately.
    [IMG] I don't see the problem.
    [IMG] Perhaps I'm due for a holiday soon.
    [IMG] Huh?
    [IMG] Just thinking out loud. What will be your classes for this week, Your Highness?
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    This. We should stick to what we know.
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    2 X LOGISTICS
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  19. RK47 No time like the present Patron

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    hey unity. I like it. Let's skip the pointless democracy and get to it.
  20. RK47 No time like the present Patron

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    [IMG] Let's polish up my magic skills.
    [IMG] As you wish.
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    [IMG] You're getting closer to learning everything you need to know, Elodie. I hope you return again next week.
    [IMG] We'll see, Master Lucas.
    [IMG] Farewell, George.

    At the castle...
    [IMG] My lady, there are letters for you.
    [IMG] Hmm...who's it from? Oh.
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    [IMG] You seem unhappy. Is something that matter, Princess?
    [IMG] It's just Briony. She wrote in to tell me she's bored and lonely.
    [IMG] That's it?
    [IMG] And she's looking forward to seeing me at Gwenelle's birthday party.
    [IMG] Gwenelle? Another noble's daughter?
    [IMG] That's right! She is about to turn fifteen! She'll be the Duchess of Sudbury for real now.
    [IMG] I assume the second letter is the invitation then?
    [IMG] Why yes, it is. It will take place next week.
    [IMG] Sounds like a party.
    [IMG] Gwen and I were friends at school, and this will be a big event.
    [IMG] But it's also a long way to travel. A lot of things can happen on the road.
    [IMG] Hmm. You may be right...
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    Oh, Elodie's gonna die soon. :smug:
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