Mass Effect: Andromeda Pre-Release Thread

[Ulminati]

'Best Mass Effect' is like saying 'most compassionate Nazi.'

So ME2 is the Schindler's List of gaming? You heard it here first!

 

[RK47]

As good as transformers the movie.

 

[Mangoose]

As good as transformers the movie.

You've got the Touch!

 

[Angthoron]

As long as i won't be closed in rainbow spaceship full of sexual deviants copied from DA:Inqusition, who wants to rape half of the galaxy

Don't worry. You'll be opened, not closed.

 

[RK47]

As good as transformers the movie.

You've got the Touch!

No bumblebee, not that one.

 

[Roguey]

Searched the thread looking for "sci-fi skyrim" was disappointed.

Though as with DAI it sounds more like a sci-fi Witcher 2.

 

[Konjad]

can my character have sex with all the party members?

 

[Konjad]

can my character have sex with all the kinds of aliens he encounters?

 

[Konjad]

can my character have sex with all other NPCs?

 

[Konjad]

Is sex a cinematic emotional experience or will there be some interactivity?

 

[Konjad]

Does sex include just normal sex, or is there stuff like nipple biting, tit slapping etc?

 

[Konjad]

Also, when sexing, can you do it in public places? Will NPCs react?

 

[Konjad]

Will there be some intelligent meaning to the sex? Like, will the game make it clear that we are all same inside and have the same feelings, regardless whether we are white, black or blue?

 

[Wulfric Pinewood]

People are saying that EA and Bioware hired Conchita Wurst as music composer for ME4, im sure soundtrack will be so good. They also saying that devs made wide research in at least hundred clinics of sexual behavior treatment to give us most realistic and enjoyable experience in terms of sex. There will be no boundries for your lust, sex with coffe machine? Sure. Sex with fish in aquarium? No problem. Sex with laser rifle? Sure. There will be no limit, and old funny activities like necrophilia looks like child's play with new sex features around.They are also so excited becouse we will be able to hug everybody in the galaxy? Why fight with enemies when you can hug them? Or maybe piss on them if you prefer that little pleasure. But enough about sex, what will be real breaktrough here? Well as japanese magazine "Nailed Penis" says devs made a significant progress in a way of showing story. Player will be able to finish a game in time below 2 hours if decides to skip all sex scenes and all 6 dialogues longer than 1.5 line of text. On the other hand to get all achievment including mythological " Biware Sex Machine" you must spend about 250 hours of constant flirting, sex, shooting and watching explosions. That not contain around 30 designed DLC like "What Maid have seen?" ,"Space virgin" , "Unlockable dildos set" or "Rape me up! Krogan furry" . Just can't wait to the release.

 

[Akratus]

How many bioware devs does it take to screw up a game?

Spoiler

69

Spoiler

heheheh get it? :^)

 

[Bliblablubb]

can my character have sex with all the kinds of aliens he encounters?

If they let Laidlaw in on the game, the "awsome button" will become the "romance button". Press X when in front of any creature and Notshepard will show off his mad romancing skills. If you put points into it of course.
Great, now I have to think of Fable again, where you could belch at everyone until you could sexytime them. Consoletards saw it as THE RPG, so that's the standard Bioware needs to catch up with.

 

[Angthoron]

How many bioware devs does it take to screw up a game?

Spoiler

69

Spoiler

heheheh get it? :^)

no sry cn u explane?? i thoght only 1 bio dev is nedded, wats with suhc hi numbar.

 

[DraQ]

Don't worry. You'll be opened, not closed.

If I hear "open fire" in a BW game, my first thought is going to be that BW started catering to pyrosexuals rather than that it's an attack order.

Mass Sex 4

is

relevant

to

my

interests

Will there be some intelligent meaning to the sex? Like, will the game make it clear that we are all same inside

Don't you go there. You never know who is listening.

Truly, the only way for BW to find peace themselves, is group suicide making a Slaanesh themed WH40k game.

 

[Mangoose]

Slaanesh themed WH40k game.

I would actually pay for this.

 

[DraQ]

Slaanesh themed WH40k game.

I would actually pay for this.

I mean they clearly have it inside them (in more ways than one).

 

[Menckenstein]

Sweat analysis sidequest.

 

[Tytus]

Things Mass Effect 4 needs:

1. Nazi Krogans:

2. More Nazi Krogans:

 

[Multiple Sarcasm]

Shouldn't he be putting the degenerate space gypsy out of her misery?

 

[StaticSpine]

The whole comicon presentation. Wow, some fans/questions are really retarded. Some were okay though. I believe if Bioware really nail the decent planet exploration game, that'd be great.

 

[Telengard]

nail the decent planet

Really? I want to sex up a planet, too. But I don't want the "decent" one. I like 'em dirty.

"It's whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here, it's crystal clear
That now I'm inside a whole new world of you"

 

[Wilian]

Like the entire game was filler just for that part. That sounds familiar... OH WAIT

Fuk u.

I don't even particularly like SW but comparing *any* part of the old trilogy with HURRMAN REAPER is a fucking disgrace, let alone the very best part.

Spoiler

No u.

I think the original SW trilogy is a classic either way. The point, is that the majority of Ep.V was more or less filler for the final ~20 minutes, which is when the story actually advances. (Ep. II sort of pulled the same device, except it was way more hamfisted and clearly aimed at a low common denominator, which made it far more painful.) The narrative in ME2 felt much like the same, where they had this AWSUM concept for an ending and basically built the whole game around it, fishing ideas from retconland along the way.

So this is how it looks like when someone went beyond retard. Thank you for showing me.

 

[Akratus]

The point, is that the majority of Ep.V was more or less filler for the final ~20 minutes

 

[RPGMaster]

Still, much like MASS EFFECT the first one is the best and the sequel is very overrated.

 

[RPGMaster]

Stop the world I want to get off.

 

[Volourn]

Then do it. Stop teasing us.

 

[Goat Vomit]

Stop the world I want to get off.

Still, much like MASS EFFECT the first one is the best and the sequel is very overrated.

Agree with this, the first one works perfectly fine as a standalone film and is just great as it is and probably the best in the series, then the sequel came and ruined some of it and took a darker tone that all the edgy kids got hooked on, it didn't do much plotwise good or bad but it set up for further decline down the road. The third film was just all over the place, on some level it was a nice conclusion to the story but it added so many retarded things like the ewoks and Death Star Mk II and that's just starting out. Star Wars never needed to be a trilogy, a series or a franchise, it just needed to be a good film.

 

[Metro]

This going to be like the Mass Effect 3 thread where you momos go on for 100 pages about nothing?