Mass Effect: Andromeda Pre-Release Thread

[Angthoron]

Fuck all that, tell me about the ROMANCE!!!!!!

The SUV is probably romanceable.

 

[dryan]

Worth a play just for not being medieval fantasy shit.

 

[Angthoron]

No.

 

[Scroo]

Fuck all that, tell me about the ROMANCE!!!!!!

The SUV is probably romanceable.

Leaked cutscene from ME4

 

[dryan]

Yes.

 

[Scroo]

I would agree but ME went so much down the hill after the first one that I prefer generic fantasy crap #23414 over sci-fi romancing simulator 2015 actually

 

[Angthoron]

Fuck all that, tell me about the ROMANCE!!!!!!

The SUV is probably romanceable.

Leaked cutscene from ME4

Leaked dialogue, too:

Prot_Male: Mako, we've been through so much together recently...
Mako: ...
Prot_Male: I've grown to appreciate you for more than what you appear. You're loyal, reliable, robust - a great soldier. You always have my back.
Mako: ...
Prot_Male: When we raided that Mako factory I thought I'd lost you for a moment. The way that engineer that designed you shot that AP rocket at your rear tire... You were in stitches for days.
Mako: ...
Prot_Male: And while I was chainging your oil, and replacing your batteries, my hands running over your angular features, I realized...
Prot_Male: I want to be inside you, you know? Not like always. For real.
Mako: Oh make love to me Shepard.
[Cue shower sex scene]

 

[Menckenstein]

Mako love, not war.

 

[bat_boro]

So how many gay/tranny/bi companions will be there this time? I hope Bioware goes for 100% just for the lulz

 

[Angthoron]

Fuck all that, tell me about the ROMANCE!!!!!!

The SUV is probably romanceable.

Leaked cutscene from ME4

Post reserved for frame by frame analysis.

 

[agentorange]

We know it will be fucking dire but this thread will reach 500+ pages and everyone who said it would be shit will buy it on or shortly after release and play it to completion.

 

[racofer]

Fuck all that, tell me about the ROMANCE!!!!!!

The SUV is probably romanceable.

If it has an exhaust pipe then it surely is. And for both genders.

 

[Angthoron]

Fuck all that, tell me about the ROMANCE!!!!!!

The SUV is probably romanceable.

If it has an exhaust pipe then it surely is. And for both genders.

Beepsexual, autoerotic.

 

[Menckenstein]

Fuck all that, tell me about the ROMANCE!!!!!!

The SUV is probably romanceable.

If it has an exhaust pipe then it surely is. And for both genders.

Your binary gender system is offensive and triggering to the truest RPG fanbase, the BSN.

 

[racofer]

Fuck all that, tell me about the ROMANCE!!!!!!

The SUV is probably romanceable.

If it has an exhaust pipe then it surely is. And for both genders.

Your binary gender system is offensive and triggering to the truest RPG fanbase, the BSN.

We must think :incloosive: ly.

 

[Azalin]

Mass effect 4, what we know so far

That it will offer the Codex another 300 pages of lulz,rage,hate,butthurt and schadenfreude

Fuck all that, tell me about the ROMANCE!!!!!!

The SUV is probably romanceable.

Leaked cutscene from ME4

Leaked dialogue, too:

Prot_Male: Mako, we've been through so much together recently...
Mako: ...
Prot_Male: I've grown to appreciate you for more than what you appear. You're loyal, reliable, robust - a great soldier. You always have my back.
Mako: ...
Prot_Male: When we raided that Mako factory I thought I'd lost you for a moment. The way that engineer that designed you shot that AP rocket at your rear tire... You were in stitches for days.
Mako: ...
Prot_Male: And while I was chainging your oil, and replacing your batteries, my hands running over your angular features, I realized...
Prot_Male: I want to be inside you, you know? Not like always. For real.
Mako: Oh make love to me Shepard.
[Cue shower car wash sex scene]

Fixed for accuracy

 

[polo]

Really enjoyed the first one, played through the 2nd one. Was able to bare 1 hour of the 3rd, not going anywhere near this one.

 

[Ulminati]

Aaaaand some butthurt mod merged it all into the megathread. Because we all looooove megathreads. Nothing like sifting through 500 pages to find that one topic among dozens you wanted to read. I could've sworn DU told you all to stop fucking merging everything in sight months ago.

 

[Night Goat]

And what was all that shit about the ME3 ending about? Was it tarded? Did the fans wanted it tarded? Was it made tarded through the community outry?

Even the fans mostly hated it. Bioware had promised that the game would have many endings, depending on the player's action throughout the series. Instead we can choose from 3 variations of the same ending.

It starts with a ghost kid showing up to explain that he created the reapers, so that they would destroy organic races before they could create synthetic races that would destroy them. Yes, really. He created a synthetic race that would destroy the organic races before they could creates s satagfdagta afh gajag

Anyway, you then get to choose between controlling the reapers, destroying them, or merging organic and synthetic life. This determines the color of the wave of energy that sweeps through the galaxy and does whatever. For some reason, Shepard dies in the process. After the outcry from players, Bioware changed the ending to give you a fourth option: just fucking kill yourself without giving the idiot ghost boy the satisfaction of forcing you into a choice. This is considered an improvement.

 

[Scroo]

Oh come on, Megathreads suck and are impossible to follow

 

[Angthoron]

Oh come on, Megathreads suck and are impossible to follow

We want to watch a beautiful young thread grow big and strong and old, and instead someone just removed its organs and implanted them into this shambling monstrosity

 

[imweasel]

So how many gay/tranny/bi companions will be there this time? I hope Bioware goes for 100% just for the lulz

I wouldn't be surprised if the story is about the intergalactic LGBTX* agenda TBH. Oh and Mako romance too of course.

*(X = Xenophilia)

 

[Ulminati]

The Mako looked a lot less floaty in their demo reel than what I remember the ME1 being like. If they nail the vehicle sections and add some actual meat to the exploration instead of a height map with 2 copypastaed bunkers for a planet, it could be pretty decent. And getting away from the shepards/reapers idiocy could help as well. I remember enjoying ME1 well enough back when the setting was new(ish) and biotic powers could toss furniture around alongside bodies.

It's sad really. If Bioware dumped all the LBGTQFODMNWetc pandering and romances and focused on delivering a space opera that wasn't necessairely "YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE, SAVE THE WORLD!", it could be fun. Personally I'd like to see the timeline rolled back to just after the end of the terran-turian war, with you staking out claims for HUMANITY now that you've made the turrurists your bitches.

Also, bring back weapon heat a la ME 1 and dump the universal clips and scale up the damage and accuracy (not hp) of enemies so you have to use companion powers intelligently if you don't want to get shredded.

 

[SuicideBunny]

Worth a play just for not being medieval fantasy shit.

it's so similar to medieval chosen one vs ancient evil fantasy bullshit that it's almost indistinguishable.

 

[Mangoose]

Inb4 remerge