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The Mass Effect 3/BioWare Thread

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WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.

This just about sums up the motivations of the Reapers.
 

treave

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Codex 2012
Why not, I need it to commiserate with RK47's LP for maximum lulz effect. Only going to play it once, though.
 

J_C

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Project: Eternity Wasteland 2 Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2 Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag. Pathfinder: Wrath
I will pirate if of course. I want to see the conclusion of this awsum story.
 

evdk

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Codex 2012 Serpent in the Staglands Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2 A Beautifully Desolate Campaign Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag.
I think DU should just make a separate ME3 board and then ban everyone who posts there. It would be a true BSN experience.
 

Infinitron

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Codex Year of the Donut Serpent in the Staglands Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2 Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2 A Beautifully Desolate Campaign Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Pathfinder: Kingmaker Pathfinder: Wrath I'm very into cock and ball torture I helped put crap in Monomyth
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circ

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII


BBBBIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
 

Pope Amole II

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When drama hits up!

So much shit, so much shit, so much shit... I mean, how shitty can it possibly be? So Shepard takes the decision to exterminate the race of that bitch, he makes it before her very fucking eyes (if she has them, of course) and, as the whole world of her fucking collapses, what does she do? Does she take her gun out and blast the hell out of the robot that it transmitting the death of her people? Does she tries to take revenge on the guy that basically said "sure, genocide them"? Does she try to do anything except asking them not to do it politely? What the fuck? Is she what, mentally retarded? She probably is, but since it is aimed on also retarded auditory we're almost sure too see this mess hailed as one of the most dramatic episodes in the history of gaming EVAR. Fuck.

Some AAA quality trolling from Bioware though (yeah, who could've guessed) - teasing to reveal her stupid face only to actually focus on her back (otherwise it wouldn't be an Ass Effect, after all). Are we sure that none of the bioware writers & designer sit here under some fake aliases? No codexian can ever hope to troll biodrones as well as they did with this game, and they actually get paid for it.
 

Angthoron

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When drama hits up!


BioWare Morality Scale:

BioWare White: As protagonist, hand out your last money to every beggar you meet.
BioWare Black: As protagonist, dismember live puppies in front of children before eating children in front of their parents. While raping the parents.
BioWare Grey: As protagonist, become a railroaded genocide train while your companions try to guilt-trip or sex you to see their point delay their execution.
 

Oesophagus

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII


BBBBIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT

Don't sweat it man, Shepards will just use the "revive fallen teammates" ability and everything will be hunky dory
 

CROmagnon

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Fighting a full sized Reaper 1 on 1 on foot, seems legit.

Actually it's one of the smaller ones. Estimated around 500 meters in lenght but still smaller than the 2 km long ones like Sovereign.

But you're right it's still stupid.
 

RPGMaster

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In 50 years time the phrase "You're worse than Hitler" will be replaced by "You're worse than Mac Walters".
 

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