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THE HAND OF JOE 2: LANDS OF MALAMAX

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*green trailer screen*
*man dressed in black robes opening an evil demonic tome of ancient darkness in a cave*
sinister voice: our preparations are almost complete my lord-
*scene of two armies fighting in a battlefield*
sinister voice: the KING OF PLUUPENHOLM is dead-
*bloody crown rolling down on the battlefield next to dead bodies*
sinister voice: we have only to remove those who oppose us-
*scene of village burning and peasants screaming*

THIS SUMMER-

sergeant picks: its Plannix and those damn mercenaries, tell the baron he must know-
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*scene of battle in a city*
peter p. peter: where is hoggart! *throws innkeeper on furniture injuring him* tell me!
*cuts to scene of goblin manlets on wolves attacking a village and peasants fleeing and screaming*
village elder: save us! we have gold!
lord gumblert ii: where is it-

THE LANDS OF MALAMAX WILL BURN-

*switches to a forest, skies starts to burn*
religious fanatic #2: its' here the prophecies are true-*gets throat split open by jcd*
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stooge: my lord you must make a decision!
*cuts to scene of great battle, epic music reaches crescendo, dragon appears and swallows the screen*

-SCREEN CUTS TO BLACK FOR 1.5 SECONDS MUSIC STOPS-

hoggart: *starts backing away on the ground* wh-who are you!
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mercenary: this is for larry *shoots hoggart in the throat*

THE HAND OF JOE 2: LANDS OF MALAMAX
-DRAGON SPITS FIRE AND BURNS THE SCREEN-

cult leader: *closes evil demonic tome of ancient darkness* let it begin-

-END OF TRAILER-


agentorange jcd xemous
 
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Damn, that's some pretty nice shit you got. Did starting gear get improved in a recent update?

No, previous savegame got corrupted and I lost my 8-band of heavy lamelar + noble swords which pissed me off immensly. So I did what I could to get back on track, on a bigger difficulty level. (and to make story progress as it should)
 

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