Corporate_Jew_Master
Arcane
*green trailer screen*
*man dressed in black robes opening an evil demonic tome of ancient darkness in a cave*
sinister voice: our preparations are almost complete my lord-
*scene of two armies fighting in a battlefield*
sinister voice: the KING OF PLUUPENHOLM is dead-
*bloody crown rolling down on the battlefield next to dead bodies*
sinister voice: we have only to remove those who oppose us-
*scene of village burning and peasants screaming*
THIS SUMMER-
sergeant picks: its Plannix and those damn mercenaries, tell the baron he must know-
*scene of battle in a city*
peter p. peter: where is hoggart! *throws innkeeper on furniture injuring him* tell me!
*cuts to scene of goblin manlets on wolves attacking a village and peasants fleeing and screaming*
village elder: save us! we have gold!
lord gumblert ii: where is it-
THE LANDS OF MALAMAX WILL BURN-
*switches to a forest, skies starts to burn*
religious fanatic #2: its' here the prophecies are true-*gets throat split open by jcd*
stooge: my lord you must make a decision!
*cuts to scene of great battle, epic music reaches crescendo, dragon appears and swallows the screen*
-SCREEN CUTS TO BLACK FOR 1.5 SECONDS MUSIC STOPS-
hoggart: *starts backing away on the ground* wh-who are you!
mercenary: this is for larry *shoots hoggart in the throat*
THE HAND OF JOE 2: LANDS OF MALAMAX
-DRAGON SPITS FIRE AND BURNS THE SCREEN-
cult leader: *closes evil demonic tome of ancient darkness* let it begin-
-END OF TRAILER-
agentorange jcd xemous
*man dressed in black robes opening an evil demonic tome of ancient darkness in a cave*
sinister voice: our preparations are almost complete my lord-
*scene of two armies fighting in a battlefield*
sinister voice: the KING OF PLUUPENHOLM is dead-
*bloody crown rolling down on the battlefield next to dead bodies*
sinister voice: we have only to remove those who oppose us-
*scene of village burning and peasants screaming*
THIS SUMMER-
sergeant picks: its Plannix and those damn mercenaries, tell the baron he must know-
*scene of battle in a city*
peter p. peter: where is hoggart! *throws innkeeper on furniture injuring him* tell me!
*cuts to scene of goblin manlets on wolves attacking a village and peasants fleeing and screaming*
village elder: save us! we have gold!
lord gumblert ii: where is it-
THE LANDS OF MALAMAX WILL BURN-
*switches to a forest, skies starts to burn*
religious fanatic #2: its' here the prophecies are true-*gets throat split open by jcd*
stooge: my lord you must make a decision!
*cuts to scene of great battle, epic music reaches crescendo, dragon appears and swallows the screen*
-SCREEN CUTS TO BLACK FOR 1.5 SECONDS MUSIC STOPS-
hoggart: *starts backing away on the ground* wh-who are you!
mercenary: this is for larry *shoots hoggart in the throat*
THE HAND OF JOE 2: LANDS OF MALAMAX
-DRAGON SPITS FIRE AND BURNS THE SCREEN-
cult leader: *closes evil demonic tome of ancient darkness* let it begin-
-END OF TRAILER-
agentorange jcd xemous