The Gender Scrolls: Dongguard (A Codexian CYOA)

[Admiral jimbob]

Reposted from General Discussion on the recommendation of a few people, to maximise audience and hopefully get a few decisions that don't involve rape or semen.

THE GENDER SCROLLS: DONGGUARD

This is a simple choose-your-own adventure through the medium of Garry's Mod - a different take on the Codex comics I've done over the last few years, for those not familiar with them. I've left the premise relatively open, with a rough backstory with plenty of gaps that can be filled in as the course of the story demands. That seems to be the best way to work these things.

Post what you want Pappa Mole to do, and empty-quote a post to show support for it. The suggestion that gets the most support wins. In the event that two are tied, I will pick the one that takes me less effort/seems funnier.

I reserve the right to veto disgusting ideas. No, we are not raping Pappa Mole's son, you horrible fucks. Unless it's a situation in which it would be really funny to try. Otherwise, I'm happy to take the story wherever you want to steer it.

That's it!!! Have fun!!!!

 

[Admiral jimbob]

THE STORY SO FAR



Part 1

Spoiler

Part 2

Spoiler

Part 3

Spoiler

Part 4

Spoiler

Part 5

Spoiler

Part 6

Spoiler

 

[Admiral jimbob]

 

[Ranselknulf]

I think it helps that you provided some direction this time for the codex. They obviously needed some guidance seeing how it turned out last time.

North, South, or West... hmmmm..

I'd say head east into the forbidden and cursed land of General Discussion. Little is known about the region since it went dark years ago and the ominous lights emanating from deep within the crater cause even the most iron-willed femi-nazgul to shudder in terror and retreat.

But you are the Faggotborn! ...and your birthright lies hidden somewhere east, deep within the cursed lands haunted by ghosts of the eternal circle-jerk.

 

[Cassidy]

South, to the lands of Biowhores and RK47 Let's Plays.

 

[Baron Dupek]

Nay, South is secured by Fraser. Faggotborn need some grind on the junkyard and collect some woodbreakers.

My choice is East, he need spices. A lot of them. Maybe even rafineries.

 

[Crooked Bee]

Does the Faggotborn have the power of Faggotshout? If so, you should show it off. If not, we should learn it asap.

 

[tindrli]

anywhere except south

 

[Ranselknulf]

anywhere except south

 

[Baltika9]

South.

 

[Haba]

south

'k.

 

[Gregz]

'k.

Reported.

 

[Forest Dweller]

So, the game want's us to go north, south, or west, eh?

Examine DONGGUARD KEEP.

 

[Admiral jimbob]

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[Admiral jimbob]

i hate myself so much

 

[Gregz]

 

[Jester]

Ok that was random... VERY random.

 

[Admiral jimbob]

You wanted romance

 

[Gregz]

You wanted romance

anywhere except south

 

[Admiral jimbob]

The GD thread spoke louder. I'll work out a way of weighting the averages or something from now on, though.

 

[Gregz]

The GD thread spoke louder. I'll work out a way of weighting the averages or something from now on, though.

How are we supposed to follow two threads about the same topic?

I thought you moved it here...

Maybe get a mod to merge them?

Edit: Even worse, if someone has both threads on 'Watch Thread', only this one will send alerts! It looks like a bug due to title collision!?! <-DarkUnderlord

 

[Ranselknulf]

This isn't going so well.

Let me know if this gets good at some point.

 

[Admiral jimbob]

The GD thread spoke louder. I'll work out a way of weighting the averages or something from now on, though.

How are we supposed to follow two threads about the same topic?

I thought you moved it here...

Maybe get a mod to merge them?

Edit: Even worse, if someone has both threads on 'Watch Thread', only this one will send alerts! It looks like a bug due to title collision!?! <-DarkUnderlord

Basically, my comics will always have their spiritual home in GD, but I'll get a better range of suggestions/votes by posting it in here, and it's probably more suited for the Playground. There are loads of people who visit the Playground who can't access/wouldn't go near GD, and there's a lot of people in GD who never leave it, because they mainly come here to talk about how scary women are. I'm maximising the breadth of my audience and thus ensuring a greater likelihood of funny votes/suggestions to work with!

 

[Gregz]

Ah I see, hmm, I enjoy the comments as much as the CYOA, perhaps I'll *unwatch this thread then so I can keep up with the GD one, more lulz over there.

It's a shame we have to choose =(, but bugs are bugs.