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Dragon Age: Inquisition Pre-Release Thread

SausageInYourFace

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Divinity: Original Sin 2 BattleTech Bubbles In Memoria A Beautifully Desolate Campaign Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag. My team has the sexiest and deadliest waifus you can recruit. Pathfinder: Wrath
(e.g., “'I will bring myself sexual pleasure later, while thinking about this with great respect'” and “The way your t*ts bounce when I pin your arms and take you on the side of the bed…”)

I can't believe these quotes are real. I refuse to believe that until I see it.
 

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(e.g., “'I will bring myself sexual pleasure later, while thinking about this with great respect'” and “The way your t*ts bounce when I pin your arms and take you on the side of the bed…”)

I can't believe these quotes are real. I refuse to believe that until I see it.
Yeah, because ESRB will fake quotes.

Face it bro, they wanted to give me signature material.
 
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While this
The way your t*ts bounce when I pin your arms and take you on the side of the bed…”)
is just some below average, standard porn dialogue, this literary masterpiece
“'I will bring myself sexual pleasure later, while thinking about this with great respect'”
strongly reminded me of
 
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Tali Sweat V2 incoming...
 

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(e.g., “'I will bring myself sexual pleasure later, while thinking about this with great respect'” and “The way your t*ts bounce when I pin your arms and take you on the side of the bed…”)

I can't believe these quotes are real. I refuse to believe that until I see it.
Yeah, because ESRB will fake quotes.

Face it bro, they wanted to give me signature material.

It cannot be what may not be.
 

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PC RPG Website of the Year, 2015 Grab the Codex by the pussy Codex USB, 2014 Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2 BattleTech Bubbles In Memoria
These could have been lifted from an 80s softporn comedy where a jolly bunch of plumbers service house wives in need.

It could have been written by my nephew of 12 or my grandmother of 94, bless her.

Another option is that it originated from a different reality where this is considered good or funny or something.
 

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These could have been lifted from an 80s softporn comedy where a jolly bunch of plumbers service house wives in need.

It could have been written by my nephew of 12 or my grandmother of 94, bless her.

Another option is that it originated from a different reality where this is considered good or funny or something.
I don't know about the reality you came from, but in our reality, BioWare is widely known for having some of the best writers in the industry and is commonly referenced as such by various media outlets.
 
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a damaged mind said:
I will bring myself sexual pleasure later, while thinking about this with great respect.

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Hi BioWare! I'm Gussie the Grammar Goose! Did you know that when a subordinate clause directly follows a main clause, then the two are *not* separated by a comma? YOU DIDN'T?! You silly little goslings! That makes Gussie chuckle!

Actually, no it doesn't. It doesn't make Gussie chuckle at all. Get your shit together or Gussie is going to go postal on your asses.


While thinking about this with great respect, I will bring myself sexual pleasure later. CORRECT.
I will bring myself sexual pleasure later while thinking about this with great respect. CORRECT.
I will bring myself sexual pleasure later, while thinking about this with great respect. WRONG.
 

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Bioware should open DA: I up to the modders. The fans would go even more rabid with modding than they do with The Elder Scrolls.
 

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While this
The way your t*ts bounce when I pin your arms and take you on the side of the bed…”)
is just some below average, standard porn dialogue, this literary masterpiece
“'I will bring myself sexual pleasure later, while thinking about this with great respect'”
strongly reminded me of

Damn that made me cringe.

I wasn't ready for this level of pathetic.
 
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Caim

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Okay, as long as DA Inquisition doesn't have horses Skyrim wins there.

(also, leave it up to the Germans to mod in weird sex stuff)
 

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Okay, as long as DA Inquisition doesn't have horses Skyrim wins there.

(also, leave it up to the Germans to mod in weird sex stuff)

That is not a sex mod, it's just for the sake of realism, vanilla Skyrim's smooth horse behinds bother people who live in rural areas and are used to seeing real horses.

Yeah right.
 

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Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2 BattleTech Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire
Okay, as long as DA Inquisition doesn't have horses Skyrim wins there.

(also, leave it up to the Germans to mod in weird sex stuff)
I'm pretty sure this game will have horses among other kind of mounts.
 

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