In Progress The Calamitous Chronicle of the Codex Cannibals

[Deuce Traveler]

Why, Ultima Forever of course.

Looks like we have a winner, lads...

 

[Mr. Pink]

Why don't we just eat the fattest?

I'm 68kg and atleast half of that is just hair.

 

[hello friend]

Looks like we have a winner, lads...

This man appears to have a great appetite for human flesh. Any regular person in these desperate straits would need time to convince himself to overcome his natural distaste for eating others to survive. It is only the first day, and Deuce Traveler is already looking for an excuse to throw his fellow man in the pot. Deuce Traveler appears to lack restraint. Unlike him, I am not suggesting we chop him into convenient bite-sized chunks. However, I urge everyone to be watchful, and mindful of Deuce Traveler's hungry gaze. Mayhaps this is the sort of man who, not being satisfied with his share of the day's regrettable grub, would have no compunctions about fixing himself a grim snack in the night.

 

[Duraframe300]

I will say that I'm an ordinary codexer. Reasons why this is true

- I was a killer in the previous round

- I pissed off Tigranes. No way I'm a killer in this round.

 

[Nevill]

List of people who didn't answer the Ultimate question:

Corporate_Jew_Master
Deuce Traveler
Doktor Best
Duraframe300
Grimgravy
hello friend
Mr. Pink
Nevill
Viata

I rest my case.

- I pissed off Tigranes. No way I'm a killer in this round.

You may yet be a priest.

 

[Duraframe300]

I answered the ultimate question last page

 

[Nevill]

Right. Crossing you out.

Sooo... how about tasteful jew lynching to start the game off? Deuce Traveler doesn't sound half bad, too.

What do you have to say for yourselves, gentlemen?

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

fuck ultima, gay game

Why don't we just eat the fattest?

I'm 68kg and atleast half of that is just hair.

you're azn, you can't be hairy

 

[Viata]

No killing is way better, to be honest. We end up losing only one person instead of two. Still, it's better to eat those who don't post/post little to avoid what happened last game.

 

[Duraframe300]

No killing is way better, to be honest. We end up losing only one person instead of two. Still, it's better to eat those who don't post/post little to avoid what happened last game.

We did that last game as well. Excommunicator was executed because he didn't say anything.

(IIRC)

 

[Grimgravy]

Let's try NOT to eat the stalker.

 

[Nevill]

We did that last game as well. Excommunicator was executed because he didn't say anything.

They should be eaten for that exact reason.

Those who post little are not interested in the victory of the innocents, simple as that. It is the only source of information the others have to go on, so the more you post, the more you let on about who you are - and the innocents are the only ones who benefit from that.

Naturally, the killers aren't interested in the victory of the innocents either. Which is why a lurker is always an accomplice, willing or not, and should be exterminated with XTREME prejudice.

 

[Mr. Pink]

List of people who didn't answer the Ultimate question:

Corporate_Jew_Master
Deuce Traveler
Doktor Best
Duraframe300
Grimgravy
hello friend
Mr. Pink
Nevill
Viata

I rest my case.

The only ultima game I've ever played is Ultima Online.

 

[Tigranes]

Seems like everyone has posted. Nightfall is currently in ~10 hours, though I may extend it another 12. Do people want to converge towards a decision?

 

[Nevill]

Well. Ultima preference is not much to go on. Let's bring out the big guns and eat Doktor Best.

I VOTE Doktor Best. Just not a fan of saving best for last.

 

[Mr. Pink]

I VOTE Nevill for no reason in particular

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

same

Nevill

 

[Nevill]

The day when lurkers manage to off a vocal one will be a sad day for all the innocents.

 

[Mr. Pink]

The day when lurkers kill a vocal one will be a sad day for all the innocents.

 

[Nevill]

Hmmm, two lynchers in quick succession. Do they have anything else in common?

List of people who didn't answer the Ultimate question:

Corporate_Jew_Master
Mr. Pink

The circle of suspects gets narrower.

 

[Grimgravy]

Consider me voting to put anyone over the threshold to get eaten. Will be at work until nightfall and won't be able to follow what will undoubtedly scintillating discussion.

 

[Deuce Traveler]

Oh no, hoisted by my own petard. Ok, I'll answer the question. Ultima 4 is the best Ultima. U7 is overrated and Underworld is primarily a 1st person Dungeon Crawler with an Ultima paint job.

 

[Doktor Best]

If you want to eat a lurker, why do you want to eat me Nevill? Im clearly not a lurker as i was an active poster even in the last round when i wasnt even playing. Suspicious i say, maybe you just want to get rid of innocents?

 

[Tigranes]

5 votes ensures the Codexers will have a meal; any less and they opt to wait it out.

2 - Nevill (Mr. Pink, Jew)
1 - Doktor Best (Nevill)

Let's give it some more time: 6pm EST, 22 Dec (21 hours from this post), to cover some daytime for both eurofags and americafags.

 

[Nevill]

If you want to eat a lurker, why do you want to eat me Nevill?

Because I am hungry. >_>

Suspicious i say, maybe you just want to get rid of innocents?

Lurkers are never innocent.

Ah, well, perhaps people just are not in a talkative mood. We'll see if things pick up after a first few victims.