In Progress The Calamitous Chronicle of the Codex Cannibals

[Tigranes]

It all started so innocently. A group of Codexians, united in their sweaty, brotherly love of the incline, on a weekend retreat to the authentic Polish countryside. Why, it's basically like playing Witcher 3 multiplayer!

But the good times were not to last. The Codexers kept getting distracted on their journey, mostly talking about Grimoire, taking wrong turn after wrong turn. They wandered off the roads, and into the woods.

And there was no compass to bring them back.

Three days have now passed, and the Codexers have settled in a nondescript cave, out of food and out of energy. The situation has become clear: the less monocled amongst them will have to serve as food for the rest. There is no other way.
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ROLES
Each night, two killers will nominate a single target to be killed. The victim's plump, Dorito-filled body will sustain their ravenous hunger.

Each day, the Codexers will vote on one person to be turned into communal grub. Votes will be made by bold I ACCUSE X. The Codexers may opt not to kill that day, and starve - but may not do so two days in a row, or they will die.

One of the Codexers is an amateur doctor, having played many rounds of Operation in his youth. He may save one Codexer from murder each night, other than himself.

Another Codexer is a registered stalker, having once received a restraining order on Tim Cain's behalf. His powers allow him to discover the identity of a single Codexer each night.

PLAYERS
[S]Corporate_Jew_Master[/S]
Deuce Traveler
Doktor Best
[S]Duraframe300[/S]
[S]Grimgravy[/S]
[S]hello friend[/S]
Mr. Pink
[S]Nevill[/S]
[S]Viata[/S]

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DAY 1.
Codexers: 9
Nutrition Levels: Substandard
Mood: Constipated

Following much squabbling, nobody is eaten.

NIGHT 1.
Codexers: 9
Nutrition Levels: Would eat liquid bacon
Mood: Thinking of mother

Viata, an innocent, is found drowned and partially eaten in a cauldron. A brain, and a Swallow schematic, lies nearby.

DAY 2.
Codexers: 8
Nutrition Levels: Unevenly distributed
Mood: Vaguely morbid

Jew, an innocent, is mobbed by the Codexers, expertly divvied up, and cooked as per individual preferences.

NIGHT 2.
Codexers: 7
Nutrition Levels: Fat with the blood of the one fat with the blood of Christ, man
Mood: Feeling a bit like a moron

Duraframe, an innocent, is mostly ground up into small pieces. A haiku lies nearby.

DAY 3.
Codexers: 6
Nutrition Levels: High on protein, low on fibre
Mood: A spot of bother we find ourselves in, fellows

Nevill, a killer, is cornered and beaten to a bloody pulp. An edible pulp.

NIGHT 3.
Codexers: 5
Nutrition Levels: Could really get used to the taste of human flesh
Mood: Jubilant and sexy

hello friend, an innocent, is slashed and left bleeding outside the cave.

DAY 4.
Codexers: 4
Nutrition Levels: Not too bad, really
Mood: Death is just a prerequisite to sphere diplomacy

Following zero discussion, all Codexers pledge to a Diet of Justice.

NIGHT 4.
Codexers: 4
Nutrition Levels: Wait, no, it is bad
Mood: Tick tock tick tock

Grimgravy, herr doktor, is found with his stethoscope stuffed up his anus.

THE LAST DAY.
Codexers: 3
Nutrition Levels: Not too bad, really
Mood: Debating whether to eat this disgusting Grimgravy

 

[Tigranes]

You should all receive PMs momentarily. Let me know.

As with the previous game, please communicate only using this thread, except obviously for night actions & killer coordination.

 

[Mr. Pink]

It's a good thing I had the foresight to bring a banjo with me.

 

[Grimgravy]

If we are in potato, we must find and eat

 

[Nevill]

9 players, huh?

If we miss on the first night, we are left with 7. On the second we are left with 5, and it's a minimum threshold. Miss then and we are done for.

So we have 2 'safe' lynching days ahead of us. Knock yourselves out, Codexers.

 

[Duraframe300]

I ACCUSE Corporate_Jew_Master

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

human meat is not kosher tho

 

[Nevill]

I ACCUSE Corporate_Jew_Master

What are your arguments?

human meat is not kosher tho

You never admitted to being an orthodox jew in the previous thread. Why should we believe it matters?

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

because it's raciss goy

 

[Grimgravy]

It being kosher or not seems to have little bearing if he the one being eaten.

 

[Nevill]

because it's raciss goy

Come to think of it, don't jews have a habit of drinking the blood of christian children?

If the next one to die is a christian, we'll know the culprit right away!

Wait, if there was no murder yet, what does Duraframe300 accuse the others of? Huh? Huh!?

 

[Duraframe300]

human meat is not kosher tho

Srsly?

Oh ok then. Accusation of Corporate_Jew_Master is off.

If we want a good meal we should eat Grimgravy down the line. (Speaking from experience) But you know the saying, save the best for last!

I do volunteer for cooking the meat btw. Have some marvelous recepies.

 

[Tigranes]

9 players, huh?

If we miss on the first night, we are left with 7. On the second we are left with 5, and it's a minimum threshold. Miss then and we are done for.

So we have 2 'safe' lynching days ahead of us. Knock yourselves out, Codexers.

If doctor is competent, it would earn you one more.

 

[Viata]

I think it's better to avoid eating poles first, we need meat and not potatoes.

 

[Nevill]

I think we should cook Viata first. He would obscure the righteous lynching process anyway.

 

[Viata]

Jumping the gun way too fast. Let's not kill important people first.

 

[Deuce Traveler]

So to narrow down the choices of those I think should be lynched first, let's start off with a softball question. Which Ultima do you think is best, guyz?

 

[Viata]

Ultima VII has the best exploration, Ultima IV has the best system imo(searching the eight virtue was fun back then) but Ultima VI is best overall.

 

[Nevill]

I haven't played any Ult... *checks the Codexian guide of best RPGs* Why, the 7th, of course!!

 

[Duraframe300]

Ultima VI all the way

 

[Grimgravy]

Ultima Thule? Yeah. Ultima Thule.

 

[TOME]

What kind of timetable this has? When can we expect the first lynching?

Hopefully this will be as entertaining as the last one.

 

[hello friend]

Why, Ultima Forever of course.

 

[Doktor Best]

Does Ultima Underworld count? Havent played much of the others, but i do have them in my gog library i swear!

I personally think we should refrain from lynching on the first days guys. I know its all super fun and, but lynching is only fun if its based on hasty and blurry accusations, and not for no reason at all. The foreplay is missing you know...

Also if we dont kill anyone today we also wont lynch any innocent or important player, so we will still have 6 players tomorrow, and therefor we'll have more time to solve the case.

The last round fucked themselves over really bad by killing the detective first, lets not repeat that. Let the special characters do their work, sit around the fire, and watch eachother with growing paranoia. That would by my course of action.

 

[Tigranes]

What kind of timetable this has? When can we expect the first lynching?

Hopefully this will be as entertaining as the last one.

I hope all players get a chance to post in the first day, since it might be somebody's last. Let's tentatively say 11:59pm EST, 21 December (roughly 29 hours from now).