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The BioWare and Mass Effect Thread!

Discussion in 'Stuff that Jaesun thinks is shit' started by Wyrmlord, Dec 19, 2011.

  1. Sacculina Educated

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    Some of the comments are encouraging, though.

    Mandatory :bro:
  2. racofer Thread Incliner

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    It wouldn't surprise me if these feminazis started their own version of the Codex dedicated to "smart" games like DA:O and ME, while calling themselves the last bastion of true RPGs.
  3. Menckenstein Lunacy of Caen: Todd Reaver

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    They'd call it RPG Watch
  4. racofer Thread Incliner

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  5. treave Cipher

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    Nah, they're more focused on feminism rather than game genre. The zillions of feminazi gaming blogs are to them what the Codex is to us. Even better than the Codex, actually. A true hivemind. Though they may dwell on different servers, their minds resonate as one.

  6. felipepepe Anacoluthon Patron

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    Reading those things I really feel old...new age "RPG Fans" crying for BioWare to give them back their "basement dwelling old-school RPGs", like ME 1 and DA: Origins...

    [IMG]

    It's like a Golden Spiral of RPG Decline.
    [reminder: photoshop something smart based on this]
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  7. waywardOne Arbiter

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    One of us? (marysue)
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      Personally I share the harassers opinion, regardless of the excess of their actions. The fact is that Brandes Hepler is in fact a pretty bad writer who chose the wrong medium to express herself, and then tries to justify her point of view by pulling the “womanhood” argument in what I actually consider to be a fairly offensive and cliched view of women in general, or by making poor comparisons with other media that don’t relate at all.

    • To make things clear let’s try to evaluate what’s really going on in here with all the insults on her twitter: These people are not hating on her because she’s woman. There are plenty of women working for the game industry (including writers) who are frequently praised even by die-hard gamer communties: think about Amy Hennig, who wrote for the universally praised Legacy of Kain series; think about Mary deMarle who was a lead writer for the Deus Ex and Myst franchises, both of which are venerated by the same hardcore gamers which are now targeting Hepler.

    • Now let’s take a look at Hepler’s own arguments, and try to make some sense out of them. She claims she dislikes playing the games, which is already a controversial claim by itself. Writing for a medium you don’t enjoy or don’t understand is the first major step to do it wrong. Any writer who calls him/herself a professional must acknowledge the demands and limitations of the medium and adapt his/her style to it. This explains why writing a book is substantially different from writing a script for a movie, just like the former is substantially different from writing a script for a TV show. If don’t acknowledge these particulars and limitations, and instead prefer to complain about them, then you’re bound to commit mistakes, even if you’re the most talented writer that ever set foot on the surface of the planet. Complaining is exactly what Hepler does, when she mentions ridiculous features like a skip combat button and procceeds to compare it to the fast foward option of a DVD player. First of all, videogames are not films (even though she likes to act like they’re the same) and second, if you wanted to establish a comparison, books and movies are probably the worst two you can pick. This is because videogames derive from a completely different branch: board games; RPGs, and in particular Bioware RPGs, are even more associated to board games since their gameplay derives directly from Dungeons and Dragons rulesets. Now when you play a board game, you don’t do it for the story, you do it for the challenge of the gameplay. The same thing could be said about videogames. If you suddenly want to skip the most interactive and defining parts of a genre, for the sake of the story, combat for RPGs, puzzles for graphic adventures and matches for turn-based strategy games, you might as well be watching slideshows or movies instead. Plot acts as a complement to video games, and not the other way around. If you don’t have time to grind through combat or upgrade your party, because you have to take care of your kids (something that men do nowadays as well, by the way), then you should be reading books instead. Major game companies frequently adapt the game plots to prose and publish them either in novel or comic book format, which is good news to all the gameplay haters. Perhaps Bioware should assign Ms. Hepler to write these instead.
  8. Black Prophet

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    O dang, son, ice cold burn.
  9. Seboist Learned

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  10. Oriebam Formerly M4AE1BR0-something

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    Where the fuck is hoopy when you need him, now I'm going to look like some sort of asshole
    Mass Effect is supposed to be pretty easy even on Veteran, I think it's actually p. hard to die on the lower difficulties

    that combination of likes and dislikes is a clearly woman thing, I don't get your point

    and please don't make me regret not posting a disclaimer about what I mean with "woman thing", bro

    tell me more about jan-u-wyne feminists being reasonable people, ignore this if I interpreted wrong
    Saying that is like saying we're genuinely racist or anti-semitic(only mentioning this because of the massive kyke butthurt @watchwitz), a lot of the people writing to her are trolls, and making sexist comments doesn't automatically make them woman/sex-haters

    Would still fuck, you're being faggots.















































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    also
    ignoring the mention of Uncharted... what the fuck did Deus Ex really have female writers? the one that's over a decade old, in case any of you faggots think it's about the new version, I mean fuck people here are already referring DE:HR as Deus Ex, and they probably played the original why does this shit happen, it should be a fucking bannable offense, so heretic it is... I mean, the guy said pre-herples games then he mentions DE:HR what what disregard this

    by the way, some biowaste in that thread said derpler is allegedly being phone harassed, what

    I'm guessing this is either fake or overblown, but that's definitely crossing the line, not that it stops me from enjoying this delicious new shitstorm
  11. Sacculina Educated

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    If it takes a hoopy to make you look like less of an asshole, what do you reckon that implies?

    I like The Sims 2 and hate Mass Effect. Please explain why I should have a vagina. Thanks, by the way, for falling right in line with those who've turned it into a sexist issue.
  12. Oriebam Formerly M4AE1BR0-something

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    Did you read the part about the disclaimer

    having long hair, for example, is a woman thing, at least where I live, do you understand now


    what I said about looking like an asshole was a way of saying I am not a misogynist or a anti-feminist or whatever it is people see hoopy as(regardless of being right or wrong, or of how much bullshit he supposedly pulled) because to some people it would look like I am defending misoginy, or whatever

    oh. This kind of defeats the point of me bitching about disclaimers. :M
  13. treave Cipher

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    Clearly, you should prove you are NOT a female by showing tits or GTFO.

    Thank you.
  14. Multi-headed Cow Cipher

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    I dunno bro. I enjoyed Sims 2 more than Mass Effect too, and I've got some pretty bangin' tits if you ignore all the hair.
  15. Sacculina Educated

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    Sorry, Sacculinae do not possess mammary glands.


    Let me put it this way:

    I like playing The Sims 2 more than Mass Effect because:

    (1) The Sims 2 is actually fun to play whereas Mass Effect has terrible gameplay and Mark Meer.

    (2) I'm a woman.

    Please explain why you would automatically assume (2) rather than (1).

    Edit: Fuck it, this is getting too GD.
  16. treave Cipher

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    Just meaningless lulz comments, brolina, you're gonna end up like Hepler if you take it too seriously.
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  17. Captain Shrek Dumbfuck! Patron

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    The Sims 2 is exactly what is killing great games. People are more interested in Social media than actual game-play. This allows social aspects of game to grow but then destroys development of game mechanics. Mass effect is an exact result of that: Focus more on relationships (deviant too) than the game-mechanics.
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  18. Seboist Learned

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    Reddit and 4chan should keep this up and go after new targets like Walters,Hudson,Gaider,etc.
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  19. Skittles He ruins the fun.

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    The Sims is fine. You build a bloody house and people live in it. Sometimes 'God' murders those people in convoluted house related ways. Its mechanics worked fine.

    Mass Effect on the other hand is what? A shooter? An RPG? A space opera epic movie? Its dialogue was bad, its worlds were empty, character builds were essentially pointless and its shooting was awful, except when you abused it.

    Shitty design is what kills games. What you're saying is like claiming that Tetris is the cause of the downfall because it's a simplistic casual game that would end up spawning shit down the line and mini games in our beloved genre. Quit being a histrionic dumbass.
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  20. Captain Shrek Dumbfuck! Patron

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    And why do people accept shitty design my inane friend? Because they are getting something else.
  21. Sacculina Educated

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    What exactly do you mean by this with regard to The Sims 2? Genuinely curious.

    Except the game mechanics in Mass Effect 2 are actually better. Mass Effect was always popamole at heart, and judging by sea's review, it's one of the few things that Mass Effect 3 does right.

    Edit:

    So ... people are accepting shitty design because they're getting something with better gameplay?
  22. hoopy Learned

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    I posted a comment on that Mary Sue site:

  23. LundB Up in the Air

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    Yeah, the Sims could be pretty fun as a simulator for the kinds of human experimentation that's illegal pretty much everywhere. Putting things the Sims really need or want behind traps and deadly obstacles, to test their resolve in getting them. Creating increasingly difficult to escape 'prisons of fun' out of children's play equipment and deadly objects. That sort of thing.

    You just have to be careful, otherwise like me, you'll be on the receiving end of 'what the fuck did you do with my Sims save game' from your girlfriend or sister, and will have to do some serious explaining to convince them that you're not some twisted psycho. Of course, when it was my younger sister who asked, and I tried to explain, she just laughed and said that she did fucked up shit to the Sims too, she just made that nice house because she preferred to start off giving them an awesome life before turning it into a twisted nightmare, to increase the impact. Sort of surprising, given that she's the very normal, cheerful, outgoing type, not the weird emo bitch you expect that sort of shit from. I wasn't sure whether to be proud or disturbed.

    Mass Effect, on the other hand, is just a game that doesn't really succeed at being a shooter or an RPG, and has value solely in unintentionally lulzy writing, like a rather bad B-movie.
  24. Skittles He ruins the fun.

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    You are blaming shitty design decisions in one game on another game that made design decisions that suited its own purposes. The blame lies not with the Sims, but with the developer who made those decisions.

    Why does the consumer accept those poor decisions? Ask BSN. However, you are accusing a game like the Sims as if it engineered the RPG audience to demand relationships in their games. On the contrary, I think it's Bioware that sought to capture the Sims' audience by imitating, poorly, games that appeal to casual gamers. You're faulting a game for revealing to a dev that a casual audience existed? What kind of non-logic is this? Quit being a moron.
  25. Sacculina Educated

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    An analogy for you, Captain: 'This mandatory stealth section in my shooter sucks. Therefore Thief is the worst thing that ever happened to gaming!'

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