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The BioWare and Mass Effect Thread!

Discussion in 'Mainstream AAA+ RPG Discussion' started by Wyrmlord, Dec 19, 2011.

  1. Grimlorn Savant

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    Kinda reminds me of Battlestar Galactica:
    Season 1 - The cylons have a plan!
    Season 2 - The plan is more complicated than you can imagine and it has something to do with their god.
    Season 3 - Plan? What plan?
    Season 4 - Writing is teh hard. Let's just do shit we swore we'd never do like having the president marry Adama...
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    Yes trust the fucking wikipedia. Come on...
  5. RPGMaster Learned

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    LOL he basically wrote "Rip off First Matrix".


    More like Matrix 3! :brofist:

    What provoked this? What's so controversial about the app?
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    Who said anything about trust?
  7. Ed123 Liturgist Patron

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    I can definitely believe the stuff about harbinger. Dude's the principle antagonist of ME2 and spends the entire fucking game trash-talking you via proxies, then just randomly swoops in right at the end of ME3 and shoots a few dudes, never to be seen again?
  8. Grimlorn Savant

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    No, I'm sure some troll put that up. It's just funny is all.
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    That Bio thread is gold
    MaskedMan Brofists this.
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    :lol::lol:
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    I'm surprised Mac Walters doesn't have a wikipedia page. It would be filled with glorious vandalism butthurt truth now.
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    Illusive JRPG Boss Man vs. Marauder Shields, which is better and why?
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    Ouch, I kinda feel bad for that twitter guy. I suspect he had nothing to do with the game, just trying to play nicely on twitter. No end of rhines, no LOCKDOWNS. Poor guy.
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    That's true. :(
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    http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/355/index/9999272

    Man, Mass Effect 3 is bringing so much :incline: .
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    Or
    Or you could have been indoctrinated, stay away from children or resized adults for the matter, you shall be fine.
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    Commander Shepard hears about the ending.

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    So Bioware's fans are frantic for some explanation about what the ending to ME3 was really all about. They delved into the game and came up with a few plausable explanations that Bioware could use for a "true ending" DLC that many Biodrones would happily buy. What does Bioware decide to do? Release a bunch of behind the scenes documents that prove they have no plans to change the ending and it really is just a clusterfuck of bad writing.
    Well played, Bioware.
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    This must be a joke... :roll:
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    Oh man, I get home and find out this whole shitstorm just passed through the Bioboards. :lol:

    What APP is he talking about?
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    I knew it would be a good idea to save this picture.

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    Can Bioware recover from this? Has ITZ come to them?

    Sure, ME3 is going to sell enough to make money, but the disgrace of this is going to have a lasting impact. First they fuck up with DA2 then the Hamburger Helper incindent, TOR makes money now but isn't too stellar, they piss off alot of people with the Brothean DLC and now the true scale of their incompetence comes to light. Shit was just getting compounded layer after layer and now they are buried under a mountain of it.

    I just don't see how their future sales can't sink, especially with PR geniuses like Pristely and Roo in charge of relations with fans.
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    BioWare should follow smart companies' suit and "crowdsource" an alternative ending DLC for ME3.
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    Try to find something here: http://www.masseffect2saves.com/show_saves.php?g=Male&a=Paragon&r=Liara . I know for a fact that Matthew Shepard matches that description because I've used him.

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