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Wouldn't believe they'd stretch EDI to such an extent. They gave "fuckin computer" a new meaning.




They named their Deus ex machina "Child". How generic can you be?
Also, nice OST and VA.

Would you... kindly... just
fuck

STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS

The best part is, I'm not sure which tracks were edited in and which tracks I can imagine Bioware thinking appropriate for that scene.

hehehehehehehe...

I'm sure Joker will stretch her out...

Achievement unlocked - 50g - Legend

Classy cinematic narratin'.

The African music by the end of the movie, I assume it's real, I mean, it's the only one to fit with the context.

It actually sounds good, could use more synth but it is far better than what I expected after Jack Wall left. Well the derpy dramatic no synth tracks sound bland. But it has some nice tunes to pop futuristic moles with.

Commander Shep saving his crew of course. Can't leave them stranded, devoid of Shepard's sex and collar-grabbing.

It must be real. It fits the game atmosphere too well to be fake

So, what, is that it? Is that the Reapers' grand motivation? "We're synthetics who destroy organic life top stop synthetics from destroying organic life."

Scene: Normandy crash.
Quiet gust of wind and the sounds of an awakening jungle give cue to an African soundtrack. The hatch opens, revealing surviving members of the Normandy crew. Battered, tired and broken, they face the rays of the sun with a faint hope for a new beginning.
The camera reverses angle, revealing a chainsaw rape gang waiting for them. The camera reverses again, showing shock on the survivors' face. Scream of shock are heard. The music begins playing louder and louder, drowning out all the background sounds, as the scene shifts to credits.

And if crazy AIs really are such a threat in this universe, then all you did in ME was to remove this protection mechanism. Hawkesome. Although I thought the AIs were sentient in ME, so what is the purpose of maintaining the germ of organic life (specifically, by killing the individuals) at that point anyway?

I'm unleashing Seboisms on the butthurt drones.

I thought I was starting to hallucinate when Whitney Houston came on.

Holy shit in heaven, this ending is....is.. I have no words!

"Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding."

Reaper's agenda makes no sense, they should have stood within the Citadel to warn every race about synthetics, eventually destroying the ones who failed to abide by their rules.

I get that, sort of, but since the old races get killed anyway, why does it matter if the next ones are sentient AIs or whatever evolves from the remaining germ of organic life, especially given that the "organic life" option involves periodically destroying their achievements and inflicting massive misery on them? (maybe this doesn't make any sense, I think I broke my brian trying to grasp these SHADES OF GREY)

ME3 should have a secret ending that's like the architect scene in Matrix Reloaded (or was that Revolutions? Whatever), except it's Shepard meeting Mac Walters. "So it was you all along!" Shepard shouts. He demands to know why everything is suddenly grimdark and his pilot is fucking a robot, and Walters strips naked and starts playing with his own shit and asks Shepard if he's emotionally engaged. Shepard sinks to his knees and says: "Now it all makes sense." Then he shoots himself in the head. Walters starts humping a Reaper.

There's no reasoning in this.

And the reaping shit, what is that? Why not just develop better weapons while you're chilling in dark space and at least destroy the developed races in a mercifully humane way, rather than WAGING CENTURIES OF GRUELLING WAR AND TURNING THEM INTO GOO.

Classic for the Serenity reference!