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The BioWare and Mass Effect Thread!

Discussion in 'Stuff that Jaesun thinks is shit' started by Wyrmlord, Dec 19, 2011.

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  1. TheEntitledOne Arbiter

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    Click here and disable ads!
    If it wasn't for the hideous animation I would find it funny.

  2. Andyman Messiah Mr. Ed-ucated

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    Jesus Christ Pose.

    I fucking love that shit.

  3. Ed123 Liturgist Patron

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    :retarded:

    I love how they fuck up something as simple as a "badass" moment with the post-interruptus speech :lol:

  4. Seboist Learned

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    The entire ME3 OST.

    Surf Solar and Hellraiser Brofist this.

  5. CROmagnon Learned

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    Hey! Good news! Regardless of the ending you get, Shepard is still alive and you can contuniue playing.

    [IMG]

    I'm so happy!

  6. Black Prophet

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  7. racofer Thread Incliner

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    I will also gladly not pay for a better ending DLC.

  8. Vaarna_Aarne Ask me about anime Patron

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    #3883

  9. Seboist Learned

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    Doubt they'll come up with "happy ending" DLC since they're clearly trying to setup the one ending as a basis for an MMO,spin off and sequel.

  10. Andyman Messiah Mr. Ed-ucated

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    I think they should sell ending cutscenes each featuring one character saying goodbye to Shepard. There must of course be eight different variations (all available for sale), depending on whether your Shepard was male, female, a follower of the dark or light side of the force or if he/she was in a romance with the character.

    edit: I forgot that there need to be additional variations depending on the ending you get, whether you come out of the war with all party members alive and if you have all DLC installed.

    I'd pay good money for a cutscene where Zaeed rescues Shepard from Vega's tiresome advances. He swings into the room and he's all like "hey, you fruit, real men don't dance!" and "leave my homie alone!" and kicks him out and Shepard is all like "I'm ready for another scar, Massani" and Zaeed is all like "hope you like it on your butt!" and they both laugh but even though Zaeed has this sinister laugh, it's really heartfelt and you know, as a gamer, that your character is in good hands.
    racofer, dextermorgan, skuphundaku and 3 others Brofist this.

  11. abnaxus Cipher

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    :bounce:
    meh and Ed123 Brofist this.

  12. Ed123 Liturgist Patron

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    "True Ending++" DLC will reveal that ME is set in the same universe as the upcoming Ultima FPS :troll:

  13. hoverdog dog that is hovering

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    [IMG]
    christ.

  14. Oesophagus Arbiter

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    Wait, so there's no "happily ever after with waifu" ending? Oh, the biodrone butthurt will be glorious:troll:

  15. Ed123 Liturgist Patron

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    :bounce:

  16. Andyman Messiah Mr. Ed-ucated

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    Oh I bet Joker will want to see it...

    fuckinghighheelsandtitsandeverything

  17. racofer Thread Incliner

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    Repaired
    Ed123 Brofists this.

  18. Seboist Learned

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    Not only that but in the Shepard flashback sequence the new ME2 and 3 waifus/husbnandus aren't present while the ME1 ones are. Expect MAJOR butthurt over it.

  19. Oesophagus Arbiter

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    WTF is Bioware playing at? I know they don't give a damn about making decent CRPGs, but such a stab in the back to the loyal minions?

  20. racofer Thread Incliner

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    :lol:

    Maybe the Biodevs also enjoy some butthurt, like us, and this move will satiate their thirst for years to come.

  21. Andyman Messiah Mr. Ed-ucated

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    Yet.

    Only $4,99

  22. Kz3r0 Arcane

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    It's typical of abusive relationships, comes a moment that you think that your subs will took everything and anything.
    skuphundaku Brofists this.

  23. Oesophagus Arbiter

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    more like

    [IMG]

  24. Stereotypical Villain Arbiter

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    I wonder just exactly what kind of DLC could accompany this game... Bigger tits for the robot? No... it is far more sinister than that. You will be pitted against the TRUE masters behind the reaper conspiracy... Surebrec, and their leader... the Untouchable man.

    Show the Untouchable man that nobody is truly out of the reach of Shepard. Coming in your face june 2012.

    Still haven't had enough ME3 action? Return to earth and face the TRUE conspirators behind Surebrec! The Unbreakable Man. Produced by M. Night Shyblahblah.

  25. Ion Prothon II Savant

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    The new dark age ending, full scene.
    Freelance Henchman and Ed123 Brofist this.
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