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The BioWare and Mass Effect Thread!

Discussion in 'Stuff that Jaesun thinks is shit' started by Wyrmlord, Dec 19, 2011.

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  1. Sul Learned

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    Click here and disable ads!
    Check out that inflatable omni blade. Kids will love it!

    [IMG]

  2. hoopy Learned

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    Kids? I think all the cat ladies will buy this one, but for different reasons.

  3. racofer Thread Incliner

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    Hopefully there will be people injuring themselves using this thing even if it's inflatable.

  4. Hamziz Learned

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    Post-buyout, the people who have left that were high profile enough to get press coverage are:

    1. Drew K - During development of ME2 he semi-retired down to Austin to make $ off the SW franchise, before officially retiring last week.

    2. Christina Norman - ME gameplay designer, left the company to work for LOL.

    3. Jesse Houston - ME producer, left for 'family' reasons late last year.

    Those are the only ones I know of, but I would bet good money that there has been a steady flow of lower level employees from the company over the past couple of years.

  5. DraQ Arcane

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    Likely given how there is no possibility that at least half of BSN population won't try to use it as dildo.

  6. Morgoth Arcane

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    Kwans and their silly plastic toys...

  7. Oriebam Formerly M4AE1BR0-something

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  8. DwarvenFood Cipher Patron

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    Relevant to the discussion:
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  9. RPGMaster Learned

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    Norman only worked on ME2. Before that she worked on the glorious RPGs Aeon Flux and Rock Band.

    Check out her blog: http://www.christinanorman.com/

    $$$

    Clearly a member of the :decline:

  10. Infinitron RPG Codex Staff Patron

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  11. WhiskeyWolf RPG Codex Polish Plumber Patron

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  12. lulurkinglurkerlurk Educated

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    I pitty his energy and time. But maybe some youngster get some benefits from this.

  13. Morgoth Arcane

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    Are you an UK citizen? Do you like Mass Effect 3? Do you believe in Aliens? Then sign here, trooper.

    It's like that thing Cleve was talking about...

    :hmmm:

  14. Infinitron RPG Codex Staff Patron

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    Question for people who pay more attention to these things:

    Has there ever been a game with more cheesy merchandising than this?

  15. racofer Thread Incliner

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  16. lulurkinglurkerlurk Educated

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    Advertising of Baldurs Gate was seen inside potato housevives tabloids back in 1998

  17. DarthBehemoth Educated

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    Hey, at least ME3 hasn't been seen on big billboards across the world like Skyrim.

  18. Kitako Erudite

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    Hell, I'd pay that money if it had a inflatable Tali.


    3D Sex Villa maybe, with its USB vagina.

  19. Multi-headed Cow Cipher

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    Actually the inflatable dildo edition is for aussies.

  20. Azalin Arbiter Patron

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    I am suprised that EA's marketting department didn't think of that,they missed an opportunity to sell a 200$ CE right there

  21. dextermorgan Scholar

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    Why stop there? Quarian/Asari themed fleshlights? Turian/Krogan line of dildos? Possibilities are endless.

  22. Kz3r0 Arcane

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    [IMG]
    http://fleshone.com/alien-fleshlight-review/
    racofer Brofists this.

  23. Menckenstein Lunacy of Caen: Todd Reaver

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    Is that included with the ME3 Collector's Edition, Kz3r0?

  24. dextermorgan Scholar

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    Kz3r0 I knew such things existed but you didn't have to force the image/impression on us :(

    Anyway, I was thinking that the Quarian fleshlight should come in a can with a complementary can-opener. For added immersion.

  25. racofer Thread Incliner

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    Ohh... so that how Liara's pussy looks like. Now I understand why Shepard banged her.

    :thumbsup:
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