Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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Star Wars Episode VIII

Discussion in 'Codex Public Library' started by Lady Error, Feb 16, 2016.

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It will be...

  1. shit

  2. good

  3. mediocre

  4. who cares? (KC)

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  1. krisgender: ⚧ Arcane

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    the problem is that they had no vision for the first order, they just wanted them to be a "new empire". So instead of building them up they just removed the new republic with their magic weapon. After TFA we basically are left with two unexisting factions of which they can do whatever they want. Audience being left confused, if they care.

    What I think they should have done (within the concept of the characters of this movie) was to make the first order a rising faction within the republic that rose from imperial remnants due to disorder and crime. Which Leia (and others) identify is due to the lack of a Jedi keeping the peace between the myriad of races and factions. Give them a compelling leader who make them sound like the good guys, while still giving an air of intimidation. then you can still have Kylo Ren "act on his own behalf" looking for Luke. Here the main story could still be a search for Luke, but the the B-story setting up for a real galactic conflict between a rising new order and a ununited republic. No stupid resistance, Leia is using personal resources/favours in her search for Luke.

    No stupid map either. Both sides should follow a string of clues.
     
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  2. Make America Great Again Unkillable Catgender: ⚧ Damnit Moon-Moon! Patron

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    My bet on this "biggest reveal"? It's a 50/50 toss-up between this being an overhyped marketing scam, or that they're bringing back Darth Vader.
     
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  3. Make America Great Again Lady Errorgender: ⚧ Arcane

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    The big reveal will be something about Luke.
     
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  4. Rivmusiquegender: ⚧ Arcane Patron

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    He and Kylo were lovers, the attraction was lost when Ren's voice cracked. Being spurned is what made Ren fall to the dark side. Put the house on it.
     
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    Why not both?
     
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    It will be most probably something about Dark and Light Side of the Force being dogmatic bullshit and propaganda. Not too much of a reveal. That's where this franchise is heading since at the very least last season of Rebels, and it's a canon show mind you. Hail our glorious Disney overlords and their moral fucking relativism with which they will now choke us with.
     
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  7. decafgender: ⚧ Learned

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    Luke is gay.:happytrollboy:
     
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  8. Make America Great Again Lady Errorgender: ⚧ Arcane

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    It's 2017! He must be at least transsexual. The footage of his birth in the prequels will be digitally adjusted with a slight change.
     
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    groundbreaking reveal:

    luke was originally leia and leia was originally luke
     
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    Vader was not his father
     
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    It turns out that Rey is a tranny since she doesn't really look very feminine to begin with. Explanation is that she's still in the middle of transitioning.
     
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    Kris I read so many better ideas such as yours than the ones which actually get used. I can only hope someone such as yourself someday managers to salvage the franchise.
    TFA is a fucking insult. If it was just shit I wouldn't hate it. It's the fact that it shits all over the original trilogy which makes me detest it.
     
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  13. Old Onegender: ⚧ Magister

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    Maybe after the Emperor died, Luke made a trilogy of highly successful holovids that became beloved throughout the entire galaxy. Later he made another trilogy that wasn't nearly as good, which is why he went into hiding. Now The First Order is desperate to find Luke so they can buy the rights to his holovids for an obscene amount of money in order to turn them into soulless cash machines.
     
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  14. Make America Great Again Lady Errorgender: ⚧ Arcane

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    Makes sense.

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    Gay Chewbacca.

    #WookieeFaggotsMatter

    Dude, that's his sister's kid. Homos and trannies are one thing, but you really think Disney is ready to cross the incest line?
     
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  16. Make America Great Again Lady Errorgender: ⚧ Arcane

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    Luke and Leia continued their secret affair after that first kiss and Kylo is really Luke's son.
     
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    Star Wars IX: The Horrible Family Secret
     
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    That would explain why he looks and acts like a total retard. Realistic.
     
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  19. Make America Great Again Lady Errorgender: ⚧ Arcane

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    In before another "I am your father" scene.
     
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    Darth Maul returns and annihilates everyone on the edges of his double blades.

    Sitting on the galactic throne he looks up with hateful, broody eyes.

    END CREDITS

    END SAGA
     
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    Which half?
     
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    ill buy that for a dollar..
     
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    There are people that are actually excited for this?
     
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