See, that's how he killed Tiamat - Tiamat thought his Death Star wasn't operational. It was like five or six voices crying out in terror, then suddenly silent...It all started out as a joke, but at the end when he was crowned most awesome dude in the universe and was so enthused about his new star destroyer and the fact that he had married "female darth vader with big boobs" - and still didn't get the joke - the dm just realized it wasreally funnynot good to mock the handicapped.
How did he end up with 96 magic items? Allow me to explain. The way they set up high level D&D games in my neck of the woods was to have you roll up your character and then roll once on the treasure tables for each level they needed your character to start at. Psycho Dave had planned his campaign for 12th level characters and above, so Cheating Bastard's character was a 12th level Wizard-Cleric-Fighter-Thief-Illusionist-Druid-Ranger-Bard with limited Psionic abilities. His explanation, really lucky die rolls had allowed his magic user to get ahold of a Wish Ring with the maximum wishes. The Wishes had prolonged his life and allowed him to pursue multiple career paths so that now he had a small magic arsenal stored in a Spelljammer craft that he had held in a bag of holding.
D&D at its core is about having a good time, having good adventures, exploring and getting powerful or die trying. The DM that gave me those items style of DMing was simple, he got a lot of inspiration from the crap he watched on tv, he didnt care for politics or much roleplaying (tho he did do a very good characterization of his characters, and really gave them a unique voice, something i struggle with even today).Haven't played store bought table top rpgs since the early 80s. I'm liking the 'progress' that has been made even less now that I hear some of this stuff.
There can be nuance to D&D, but thats an option that comes from the DMing style of the one in charge, and his ideas for the campaign. as long as he doesnt fudge rules and he sets his own homebrew shit at the start of the campaign i do not give a fuck.There is a nuance to D&D that you may find hard to understand. If the players are given items like "bands of healing" that mimic something only an 11th level Cleric could cast, with 0% chance of failure, it just sounds stupid. But that's nothing compared to 50% magic resistance. That's equally moronic. The fact that you can't see this, kind of makes me believe you have never played in a normal party.
Tell me, did you have to roll magic resistance when using your "Band of Healing" or did all your magic and potions magically work, and the magic resistance only affected negative affects? You probably don't even know what I'm talking about.
See, that's how he killed Tiamat - Tiamat thought his Death Star wasn't operational. It was like five or six voices crying out in terror, then suddenly silent...It all started out as a joke, but at the end when he was crowned most awesome dude in the universe and was so enthused about his new star destroyer and the fact that he had married "female darth vader with big boobs" - and still didn't get the joke - the dm just realized it wasreally funnynot good to mock the handicapped.
The characters I remember most are ones that overcame their moderate stats and accomplished great things. I mean, I do remember some 'God like' characters as well but I am most excited when I get my above average Human to win in a fight against superior encounters.
You force the to pick a class before rolling stats?The characters I remember most are ones that overcame their moderate stats and accomplished great things. I mean, I do remember some 'God like' characters as well but I am most excited when I get my above average Human to win in a fight against superior encounters.
Very much this. Regardless of the odds of the roll, if I had gotten that character I would have asked the DM if I could reroll, because playing a superhuman just isn't very interesting compared with playing a flawed character. When I DM, I usually make the players roll for each particular stat, instead of rolling 6 times and then min/maxing. It makes you get wacky stuff like a barbarian with an 8 con but 15 cha which leads to a lot more, you know, roleplaying.
Lhynn said:...before i equiped the ring
No, they pick the class after rolling. But even then, a lot of the time you'll end up with a sub-optimal build. In my barbarian example, he probably would have picked barbarian because he had great str and decent dex, despite the bad con.You force the to pick a class before rolling stats?Very much this. Regardless of the odds of the roll, if I had gotten that character I would have asked the DM if I could reroll, because playing a superhuman just isn't very interesting compared with playing a flawed character. When I DM, I usually make the players roll for each particular stat, instead of rolling 6 times and then min/maxing. It makes you get wacky stuff like a barbarian with an 8 con but 15 cha which leads to a lot more, you know, roleplaying.
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Stormwind_fallacyIt makes you get wacky stuff like a barbarian with an 8 con but 15 cha which leads to a lot more, you know, roleplaying.
YepEven if the odds are low it doesn't necessarily mean he was lying. After all extremely lucky rolls are bound to show up once in a while.
Look, just trying to get you to admit it was a bullshit party with bullshit scores. It's ok to have fun, but why are you defending your amazing deeds as if they took place legitimately when, upon cross examination, none of it appears to be what you initially say it is? Why are you slowly admitting to this just being for fun a little at a time?As for the band of healing, i merely removed the item when i needed to use it. It didnt affect my ability to fly because i simply equiped the cape before i equiped the ring, MR doesnt negate effects already in place after all. It didnt interrupt the swords power.
Also i dont apretiate your pedantic tone you stupid shit.
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But he did it twice. All by himself!YepEven if the odds are low it doesn't necessarily mean he was lying. After all extremely lucky rolls are bound to show up once in a while.
darkpatriot said one chance in 1 million
If the average RPGer rolled 1,000 characters (easily), and there are 5,000 members of RPGCodex, it would be quite unlikely nobody rolled that character once
It wasnt practically an artifact, it was an artifact, Sword (it was actually shapeless as i understood it, took the form of the weapon the wielder was most comfortable with) of the black dragon, quite simply a shadow dragon soul was used to forge that sword, it had campaign relevance, and Lhynn ended up stabbed with it at the end of it.Look, just trying to get you to admit it was a bullshit party with bullshit scores. It's ok to have fun, but why are you defending your amazing deeds as if they took place legitimately when, upon cross examination, none of it appears to be what you initially say it is? Why are you slowly admitting to this just being for fun a little at a time?As for the band of healing, i merely removed the item when i needed to use it. It didnt affect my ability to fly because i simply equiped the cape before i equiped the ring, MR doesnt negate effects already in place after all. It didnt interrupt the swords power.
Also i dont apretiate your pedantic tone you stupid shit.
It's not even the all the items in total, it's having a +4 anything at 7th level. That's easy enough to spot, and it's not even just +4, it's practically an artifact. Don't make me the bad guy for pointing out something so obvious.
The best time I ever had in D&D was with a dagger I created that made someone hit by it save v. spells or turn irrevocably gay. Now, this was a bullshit party and By the time I created it, most players had 1's for their spell save, but they all feared it (or so they said.)
Fuck, i cant brofist this enough.this thread gave me virginity
6 dices with 18 sides each means a single specific roll has a probability of 1/18^6 = ~3e-8 = 3e-6% or 3 in a million. Not outrageously impossible, considering there have been a lot more than 3 million D&D characters. Rolling two "impossible" characters in a row is 1/18^6^2 = 1/18^12 = 8,6e-16 = a bit less likely than ten in a trillion.
Where the heck do you and anydice.com get those numbers from?Actually, what the hell.
This is pretty rough. The odds according to anydice.com of rolling an 18 is 1.62%. That checks. He rolled 4 18's and 2 15s. I won't try to calculate the odds of getting exactly a 15, but on a 15 or better.
The odds of rolling a 15 or greater is about 23.15%.
Just as we know the odds of a 18 on 3d6 is 1/128 (6x6x6) we could figure out the odds of 4x18 + 2x15 in any order would probably be to the tune of 1.62/100 * 1.62/100 * 1.62/100 * 1.62/100 * 23.15/100 * 23.15/100
Hell, the odds are getting 4 18's with four rolls is about 0.000007%, let alone the odds of the two 15's or greater. We'd have to change the odds to reflect he had 6 rolls, not four. Odds of him being full of shit? about 100%