So, anyone playing League of Legends?

Those were my exact same thoughts too, but when I saw the numbers I felt the call of theorycraft. And that's it, really.

SV's journal - April 7th 1985

Game crash. No biggie, start it up again... oh, a quick 2 minute queue. No biggie. Click reconnect to game. Get error message about connection. Game crash again. Start up game... no biggie. 15 minute queue.

As we plead to Riot to improve the poor servers they will look down and say... no.

Was just playing a game, ranked, was winning, was a good and intense game. Got disconnected, cannot reconnect, what the fuck I wonder, my internet still works. Try to restart the client. One minute queue time, then suddenly it shoots up to 50 minutes. Cancel and try again, fifty second queue time. Then suddenly the timer shoots up to 20 minutes.

WHAT THE FUCK?!!?

EDIT: Well, I logged in now and the game doesn't appear in my match history. Phew, I really don't want a leave.

I'll test that later tonight assuming the test server is still up.

Having actually played him, he flows very nicely and there's something hilariously fun about viably stacking movement speed (at level 18 he gains 25% of his bonus MS as attack damage). He reminds me of Ziggs - all things considered, Ziggs actually has a rather generic kit, but the way it flows together makes him a lot of fun.

Yeah. This is how I feel it'll go down - focus on leveling up W in lane phase - kill minion, gain AS buff, apply 3 stacks of your W's passive in a trade, detonate W with your E (or Q if they run away) - win every trade, especially if you detonate it with your E since it applies a healing debuff.

On top of that, his fucking ultimate potentially immobilizes the entire enemy team.

Darth, man, is that Urdu in your signature? I'm learning it now, in my 6th week of a 46 week course...let's see....let me sound it out...

jin...jun..jan..something like that...and then a noon...okay.........jinatoh jidoon? something like that? What's it mean?

The Gehenna's begun, the oldfags are awaking from their eternal slumber and speaking in unknown tongues!

It's arabic. 'Jin yatawaajaduuna' -> Djinn exist

Location: Doom's Day

Thanks, Darth. I thought maybe it was Arabic as I could make out the letters but it wasn't combined in a way that made sense to an Urdu newbie. I'm happy my first guess was "jin" though!

Too bad melee hard carries are shit in this game.

They are pretty good, as long as they face Root as Evelynn at bot lane.

BAYLIFE 4EVAH

Rainman must be so mad right now.

Not nearly as mad as HotshotGG, he looked so disappointed with that tiny trophy.

His Olaf was painful to watch, Jesus Christ. It's like he didn't know what the fuck he was doing. Ulting to engage, missing axe throws, maxing E first against Vlad, support item build...

I'm convinced he took Olaf just so that Dyrice couldn't get him, like an extended ban or something. Same thing with bigfatlp picking Ryze, but it didn't work out for them that well did it.

GEEEEEEEEEE GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The glorious kraftworld once again sails out into the unknown reaches of the warp and crushes its opponents, despite them being more than 200 elo higher, thus achieving (almost) 1200 glorious GRUNKERS.

Meanwhile, a boring and unsuccessful team known to some as Boss Moves stays at such a low noob elo number as 1126. Its members are obviously scrubs. Laugh at them.

If I ever mention the idea to soloQ again, someone fucking slap me in the face with a frozen trout and rape me with it afterwards.

No Ameri-fags playing this game? I support like a bro.

I'm on the kwan servers, but usually at odd hours