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Skyrim Gameplay - Now including classic dumb AI

Discussion in 'Computer RPG Discussion' started by Bahamut, Jun 6, 2011.

  1. Tel Velothi Learned

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    Also, Skyrimfag got butthurted.
  2. mr.doo Educated

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    Not really.
    Also, it's "butthurt" not "butthurted".
  3. Marobug Newbie

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    Tel Velothi you are trying to hard. Skyrim is shit, we got it. Now gtfo
  4. DraQ Arcane

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    Skyrimfag got butthurted, hence he is now butthurt. Simple, no?
    :smug:

    Retarded player, retarded expectations.

    Who could've guessed?
    :roll:
  5. mr.doo Educated

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    Very simple actually
  6. DraQ Arcane

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    You do realize that "butthurt" isn't even a proper word, right?
  7. Quilty Savant

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    Jesus Christ, dude.
  8. mr.doo Educated

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    Of course it is. "Butthurted" isn't. Seriously though, butthurt comes from the verb "hurt" which doesn't have a past tense and me being the grammar nazi I am it pains me everytime someone says "hurted".
  9. DraQ Arcane

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    I am perfectly aware of that. :smug:

    This is also something I am perfectly aware of.
    :troll:
  10. mr.doo Educated

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    :hmmm:
  11. Metro Magister

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    Now we're playing RPG Grammardex with fictional words?
  12. Tel Velothi Learned

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    Gentlemen, I'm proposing to go back to complaining how shitty Oblivion Skyrim is. This never gets old.

    No. It's too entertaining. If you don't want to read that, what you're doing in Oblivion Skyrim thread?

    Also: gtfo.

    EDIT:

    Yup, because grammar is serious business. And when you're pissed there's no better way to start bitching, apparently.
  13. Data4 Arbiter

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  14. MMXI Arbiter

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    Nah. 2004.

    How does that make you feel?

    :troll:
  15. mr.doo Educated

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    Fuck yes. :thumbsup:

    Hum dude ? This is the codex, if I was to get pissed every time someone dissed skyrim or oblivion I'd hardly be around by now. I'm not really overjoyed about skyrim either. Thing is, you try too hard.
  16. Data4 Arbiter

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    Like a college grad that just got challenged to a spelling bee by a kindergartener. :M
  17. MMXI Arbiter

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    I think I'll take this advice by giving up now. It's just futile, man! :M
  18. Marobug Newbie

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    If you find this entertaining then the codex will be the best amusing park you'll ever see. I don't mind skyrim hate, but I find desperate calls for attention annoying. If you want to fit in that's not the right way to do it. In other news, welcome to the codex.
  19. Data4 Arbiter

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    You're right. You're totally right.
  20. Pika-Cthulhu Scholar

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    Can someone with an ounce of talent make a comic out of this?

    Dragonborn is released from Prison (TES schtick) is given his effects from the jailor. He finds (loots from a nearby crate/box/basket/toilet) a scroll of Magick! (Nords use em for kindling right? as they cant/dont cast) and he cannot learn it, he gets his iPhone out to check his Magick level and scrolls through his stats.

    Actually, can someone with an ounce of talent AND wit make a joke along similar lines? Just want to see the lulz that can be milked from an iPhone type scrolling interface retardation in a fantasy game.

    That or the propaganda thread could use it somehow. FIGHT DRAGONS WITH SMARTFONE!!! ONLY 5 POTATO!!!!!
  21. Xi Savant

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    Aren't you forgetting age and sex?
    I admit, it seems better, as a game, than Oblivion did. That, in and of itself, is a slight incline for that studio. Still, it's such a pathetic attempt..... It's like they don't know what they are doing, and are just piecing it together at random.

    Basically 10/10, Orgasim, best thing ever, game of the year, and a piece of heaven....
  22. a budda Scholar

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    finished two and immediately knew: won't finish the game :smug: , proceeded with hitchhiking

    if it's random "dragon!!!1, run away!!!" encounter occuring in some areas more often (+dice rolls against outdoorsman) and ranger/outdoorsman skills improve your "in-hiding" indicator and provide with more hiding spots...
    then i'm in

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