Decline Site Runs Like a Bag of Dicks

[Immortal]

Why does the site run so slowly lately?

 

[Icewater]

Because you're using Firefox.

 

[Kalin]

 

[DarkUnderlord]

You are familiar with dicks in bags?

 

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[DragoFireheart]

They... sorta look like a vegetable in that picture.

LETS MAKES SOME MASHED DICKS!

...

 

[Aenra]

So basically this site runs like a woman's wet dream!

What was the complaint again..?..

 

[MrRichard999]

 

[Melcar]

I wonder what a bag of vaginas runs like?

 

[agris]

the site does lag firefox, and almost seems to induce a memory leak. memory usage spikes with the site's tab open (100 - 200 MB, so nothing crazy) but baseline CPU utilization also goes up for the firefox process, to about ~10% min, 25% max. If I close the codex, the min falls to around 3%. All those numbers wouldn't mean shit, except that the actual browser performance takes a hit. Non-smooth scrolling starts to lag, keyboard input starts to lag, etc. This is after having a codex forum tab open for multiple hours.

the problem might be with FF, just FYI.

 

[Immortal]

the problem might be with FF, just FYI.

I don't doubt it.. but most other sites don't crap as hard as this one does..

 

[Unkillable Cat]

There are two things on the Codex that lag Firefox and Firefox-related browsers: Embedded media (Twitter and YouTube in particular) and the button brigade.

 

[Turjan]

Also, the field where you type answers often lags. That's probably because it remembers every letter you type for eternity.

 

[DraQ]

Before I managed to restrain it, my imagination has dutifully produced a mental facsimile of a bag (non-transparent) of dicks that was, as a whole, running.

 

[Melcar]

Also, the field where you type answers often lags. That's probably because it remembers every letter you type for eternity.

The Codex never forgets.

 

[Charles Eli Cheese]

Running dicks, not a pleasant thought.

 

[Melcar]

Running over dicks?

 

[Charles Eli Cheese]

My dick ran for some time after I fucked that stripper in houston that time.

 

[A user named cat]