Crispy™ Should Crispy be next in line for administrator?

[curry]

put me in coach

 

[Aqualung]

I am shocked to see how you are dividing DU's raiments and casting lots upon his vesture (John 19:24)... Shame on you.

 

[Falksi]

I'm a Newfag, so I need a character sheet breakdown of Crispy before deciding.

Please can someone give me his stats/skills etc?

Thanks

 

[janjetina]

He is a high level wizard.

 

[AngryEddy]

He is a high level wizard.

 

[King Crispy]

Please can someone give me his stats

STR 18(00)
INT 18
WIS 18
DEX 16
CON 18
CHA 18

 

[hivemind]

lol hopefully not

codex should never fall into the hands of the subhuman amerimutts, they shitpost enough as it is

 

[Whiny-Butthurt-Liberal]

I'm a Newfag, so I need a character sheet breakdown of Crispy before deciding.

Please can someone give me his stats/skills etc?

Thanks

Strength 10 (old nerd)
Dexterity 10 (old nerd)
Constitution 9 (near death)
Intelligence 12 (minor technical skills)
Wisdom 3 (life choices speak for themselves)
Charisma 0 (universally despised by everyone he comes in contact with, still a virgin)
Perception 14 (well-aware of his innumerable deficiencies and derangements)
Luck 20 (owes everything he has to it, really)

 

[King Crispy]

You're not my DM, fag.

 

[hivemind]

Crispy would be:
2 Strength
2 Dexterity
2 Stamina

2 Charisma
1 Manipulation
3 Appearance

1 Intelligence
3 Perception
2 Wits

Overall pretty average person and not a very good PC

 

[Whiny-Butthurt-Liberal]

You're not my DM, fag.

You can't DM yourself, author-insertion is the lowest form of larping.

 

[groke]

ITT:

 

[Scruffy]

I'm a huge DU fan, but the guy could be eaten by spiders any day of the week. We need to be prepared. I tried sending him a magical spider killing formula, but he was just too damned proud to accept help.

can't be eaten by spiders if you eat them first...

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Crispy has already replaced me. We've been keeping it low-key so as not to disrupt the natural flow.

 

[Whiny-Butthurt-Liberal]

Does this mean I need to be very worried?

 

[Ismaul]

If Crispy wins, we all lose.

 

[Grimlorn]

Crispy is a loser cunt who lives in California, where it is legal to spread AIDS to people now because cucks like him elect faggots into Congress.

 

[Roguey]

Crispy is a loser cunt who lives in California, where it is legal to spread AIDS to people now because cucks like him elect faggots into Congress.

There are actually a lot of Republicans in California, they're just dwarfed by the larger number of Democrats. It's a populous state.

 

[Western]

He is a high level wizard.

Very high level, I remember the story where a half-naked buxom lass tried to jump into bed with him in Vegas but Crispy passed his will save throw easily.

 

[Cosmic Bane]

Crispy is a loser cunt who lives in California, where it is legal to spread AIDS to people now because cucks like him elect faggots into Congress.

There are actually a lot of Republicans in California, they're just dwarfed by the larger number of Democrats illegal immigrants.

fixed that for u

 

[Valky]

How can Crispy have low INT if he's also a high level wizard?

 

[fantadomat]

Trust me, you wouldn't want me in charge. I just want to keep the keys to the smelly old gym.

But thanks anyway.

P.S. However, I wouldn't mind being given the role of emergency administrator in case of unexpected spider attacks. That way I could ban Liberal and blame it on someone else.

Please become administrator and give us the charge order .

 

[fantadomat]

How can Crispy have low INT if he's also a high level wizard?

Easy,the retards can't see his true power level!