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Preview Shocking Report From RPS: First Hours of Mass Effect: Andromeda Stinks

Discussion in 'RPG News & Content' started by Zed, Mar 15, 2017.

  1. I'm With Her gaudaostgender: ⚧ for prison Arcane

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    I feel kind of bad for the world designers/artists in this game. From what I've seen, some of the environment work on the planets are pretty damn solid, beautiful both artistically and technically, yet it marred by shit work by the rest of the team: Stupid bugs, shitty shitty animations, even worse writing, and what seems to be essentially a SJW uglyfying of the women in the game.
     
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  2. *-*/\--/\~gender: ⚧ Learned

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    Well they do want their fans to identify with the characters easily, so... :D
     
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  3. Ruzengender: ⚧ Learned

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    The whole "uglyfying woman" is mental!
     
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  4. *-*/\--/\~gender: ⚧ Learned

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    Serilously, this... thing... should get beaten to death. By a bunch of niggers. For being too white.
     
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  5. lukaszekgender: ⚧ Magister

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    http://www.psu.com/review/32525/mass-effect-andromeda-review


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    Just when one thing you cant find anything better:
     
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  6. DeepOceangender: ⚧ Arcane

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    Sorta of agree but keep in mind that Bethesda fans care the least about the story and "emotion" engagement, they like to walk on open worlds killing shit and seeing "cool" stuff. So glitches, bad animations and a retard storyline with weak characters don't affect Bethesda on the same way as Bioware.


    Only the most fanatic Bethesdard would claim Bethesda games have good stories, most don't give a shit. The ending of Skyrim is as retarded as ME 3, maybe more, but no Bethesdard cared into getting to the ending of Skyrim, so they don't know about this and if they know, they don't care. ME 3 however... we are talking about people that wondered what Tali sweat tasted like... truly serious stuff.:lol:
     
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  7. HoboForEternitygender: ⚧ Magister

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    for fuck sake i wish culling is legal
     
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  8. Bored Gamesgender: ⚧ Literate

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    Gamespot/IGN chose to target this particular game for criticisms that apply equally to DA:I. An attempt at damage control after positively reviewing the same blueprint in previous iterations.
     
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  9. Morality Gamesgender: ⚧ Arcane Patron

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    PC RPG Website of the Year, 2015 Codex 2016 - The Age of Grimoire Serpent in the Staglands Bubbles In Memoria A Beautifully Desolate Campaign Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire
    Guess EA forgot to pay their protection money.
     
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  10. Graukengender: ⚧ Magister Patron

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    This reads almost like satire, as if the writers are aware of how shit the game is, are not allowed to effectively take it apart and make a game of praising its most shittiest aspects
     
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  11. Iznaliugender: ⚧ Arbiter

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    It begins...
     
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    The "thought provoking conversation" bit actually makes sense since looking at these clips really makes me think what the fuck were these writers thinking.
     
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  15. Graukengender: ⚧ Magister Patron

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    I think people still trying to enjoy this mess should rather go for therapy
     
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  16. J_Cgender: ⚧ One Bit Studio Patron Developer

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    This is why this will never end. Even if the game is shit, and more and more people are calling out all the bullshit, there will always a lot of idiots and SJWs who call it the best thing ever.
     
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  17. Darkzonegender: ⚧ Magister

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    But he will not be beaten to death by some black guys, because he lives in a nice white neighborhood.
     
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  18. Shadenuatgender: ⚧ Arcane

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    Speaking SJWs, did noone point out yet that Andromeda is actual colonianism game where you waste all native life with guns and subjugate new clay and that's where colonisation nuance ends?
    But I guess if you're gay you have the right to because uh--
    because.
     
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  19. Bestergender: ⚧ Arcane Vatnik

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  20. Severian Silkgender: ⚧ Guest

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    Sounds just like ME1, IMO.
     
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  21. lukaszekgender: ⚧ Magister

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    could not understand what that angry woman was speaking during the video. Her eyebrows were too distracting
     
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  22. Severian Silkgender: ⚧ Guest

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    I don't understand why people complain about this shit franchise. It just makes you look like even bigger idiots.
     
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  23. naossanogender: ⚧ Cipher

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    I find that thread entertaining enough.
     
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  24. lukaszekgender: ⚧ Magister

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    https://gamerant.com/mass-effect-andromeda-sale-discount/
    Record for discount offered time broken?
     
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  25. Thane Solusgender: ⚧ Arcane

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    So the sales are pretty bad if they are doing this.

    :mrpresident:
     
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