SFRN's Wizardry 6-8 LP Self-Challenge (Wizardry VI Complete)

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Welcome one and all. I'm trying to take one party for your viewing all the way through Wizardry: Bane of the Cosmic Forge to the epic conclusion of Wizardry 8. It'll be a long and tough journey. You may fall in love with them.

PS: This shit ain't iron man because I'd have to keep restarting Wizardry 6 a shitload. And I'm trying to keep my AfricanAmericans alive because resurrection sucks.

Anyway, let us introduce you to our cast:




Montauk: The Felpurr(furry) Samurai. Inspired by Jasede.


(Cupa)Cabra: The Dwarf Lord. Inspired by Kingcomrade.


Defjam: The Nigger Monk. Inspired by Helton, obv.


Roland: The Elf Ninja. Inspired by Trash, due to Elves being the elitist sodomites of the fantasy world.


Tait: The Tranny Alchemist. Inspired by Kaiserin, but named after SMA.


Bocaj: The Gnome Priest. I forgot who he was inspired by. Because I changed their names from their original characters (except for Defjam). Instead Bocaj is just my first name backwards to honor the previous Wizardries.

Now, let us begin the adventure with the tiniest update possible:



Deep. Now let's go forward through those doors.


Open you first? I'm not sure...but fine. Let's go for it.


Lucky for Defjam, since I'm leaving him to the wolves and having him open the chests.


The Amulet of Life which I will pretty much try to never use through the entire game.


Screenshot for clarification (I gave all of that shit to Bocaj.)


If you insist.


And this goes and gets equipped to Cabra.

This is the end of the first update. It was incredibly short because it is late at night. But I figured I might as well start. No masturbating to the glorious beauty that is Wizardry 6. You faggots.

There's no way this LP will be played all the way till Wiz 8. However, play on sportforredneck, play on.

yeah, who do you think you are? theverybigslayer?

Insanity.

You can try using the dosbox screencapture instead so there won't be the window. Default key is ctrl-F5, you can remap keys with ctrl-F1.

Never have played with a bard before. Not starting now.

This is epic. Best of luck sir. Hopefully you do not give up like some lazy bastards (me).

SPORTFORREDNECK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Stop painfully copypasting those images to Paint!

Just press Ctrl+F5, and upload all the clean and crisp images from the DOSbox capture folder.

Fixed.

I'm not doing that. I'm using the free program of quickcapture..well..I made it free. So I don't care about the window. If you all keep bitching, I'm going to screenshot my whole monitor and make you look at gay furry porn next to my wizardry window.

That's what Jasede said.

Part II: Grind, Motherfucker, Grind

I'm going to do this update as is, and then keep on grinding until I get up a level so I can do more exciting things like actually pick locks because I failed when I created my characters.

I have characters die more than a few times, so be prepared to see screenshots of restarts. Now I'm saving after every successful fight.

Now let's begin:

A gate? What shall I do?!


Oh right, I played this game ten million times.


:puzzlesolving:


Woo. A key!


A battle!


Downstairs!


Another battle!


Fuck, let's go back.


And I'm back.


Those deviants!


Have been defeated!


Delicious. This'll do nothing for me. Give it to the Pedo-Priest.


Hmm...let's go left...


OH SHI-


The important codex question.










Bai.


Hmm...


Uhh...


I know the real password by heart. But I'm going to play the game as though I don't know everything. For the most part.


Dick.

Fuck it. I'll save you all from the grinding. Right now I'm killing shit because I need to level up because I didn't give any Skullduggery to my ninja, because for some reason I forgot that I need to pick locks. So I won't bother updating until I can actually crack some doors open on the lobby floor and take screens of that.

But if you want screens of my grinding, just look at my imageshack profile known as wizardrysix and you'll see an assload of me dying.

Until later tonight...

Update:

I've gone up levels. Walked through many doors, bashed some open (Wizardry pretty much pioneered minigames in RPGs. So if people bitch about them as new console crap, then you niggers need to try forcing open doors or picking locks in Wizardry 6, for me it is basically slam enter randomly and hope for the best).

So we leveled up:







Got treasure:


And leveled up again:







And found a room that introduced us to something known as Snoopcheri:


And a rat hole:


And leveled up again:






Climbed a tower and came across a running figure who hid in a room:




He invites me in...I haven't yet found Snoopcheri. Although I know where she is, because I am smarter than my characters.

So I decide to ask him about this "Snoopcheri"


I think he's hiding the truth.

Went through some more rooms and found these:

Which go to Cabra.

And found the Dead Man's Log in the jail, but have no way to decipher it's code...yet!


And leveled up even more!:






That spell is Poison, by the way. I just screenshotted at the worst possible time.

Killed the Fat Rat through the hole in the wall by placing rotten cheese to bring them out. Found a stuffed beagle, aka Snoopcheri:





So all I get is a silver key to a room that I can't go in yet because I have to get information from Queequeq to get the password.

And after this, I keep wandering around the rooms on the second floor of the castle featuring such wonders as an inn:

Dis gaem is fugly

:evil:

True. It gets much better with 7.

If I read the obnoxious pseudo internet word 'moar' once more I'm going to tear some shit up what is this Codex get your shit together

Also : you'd have to be pretty fucking stupid to play this boring old ugly shit game, Jesus Kaaaaay rist

If I finish this LP, I want a blowjob from every codexer who ever glanced at RPG discussion.

Still fail to see what's so fucking awesome about Wizardry.

Sure, I'll use my teeth.

It can get your mother to do anal with the wink of an eye.