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Second-Best Thread ever (Part 3) [occasionally NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

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heeeyyy loverslab skyrim threads let's read some of this

especially Phelot

first, a reasonable modding request thread
http://www.loverslab.com/showthread.php?tid=5189

[Request] Khajiit Cock Sheath
I dislike the lack of anatomical realism in most mods that deal with all bodies across the board. The beast races need to have bodies more befitting their "natural" anatomical models. Most furry/beast creatures on the internet have a sheath for their wangs, much like real animals.

That was hard to write, so I will summarize myself:
I ask that cock sheaths be added to the male bodies of the beast races as a body replacer, making them a little more aesthetically pleasing and realistic.

Man, I like anthropomorphic creatures as much as the next guy, but saying that a cock-sheath is "more realistic" for a bipedal creature is deeply flawed. If they DID have a cock-sheath, it would probably point downward and basically just be a fuzzy version of the foreskin in humans. People forget far too frequently that quadrupedal animals have different anatomies from bipedal animals for a reason, and anything that forces a creature to naturally urinate upwards against gravity is just not happening when it comes to "realism."

This makes about as much sense as saying that all khajiit should have a baculum as well, which given the frequency that khajiit boast that they mate with, is also completely unlikely, as from what we know in the lore we can safely say they have very human mating habits rather than more animal ones.

In other words, hanging penises or at the very least ones that point downwards, they get erections from blood pressure alone and don't have any bones in their dicks, done and done.

Also, saying "most" illustrated furry males have a sheath is stretching it a bit (pun not intended). At best it's about 50/50, and it really depends on which artists you choose to follow.

If realism for the beast races truly bothers you, putting flat chests on the argonian women should be the top priority before we get into specialized penises anyways.

...And don't get me started on an argument on whether or not the argonians should have a hemipenis. Argonians clearly do not have a cloaca as they too share most of their skeletal structure with humans, so we can safely assume their junk is more or less human as well.

Who's this "Next Guy" you speak of? And how do you know you "like anthropomorphic creatures" As much as him? And i agree with the idea of implementing a sheath. As for you to say its more realistic to have "Fuzzy foreskin" instead is ridiculous. For a foreskin covers a penis and doesn't house it like a sheath. So if they had a "Fuzzy foreskin" it would mean their penis would be covered in hair. And from my knowledge no creature in all of the animal kingdom has hair growing on their dick. And for your claim that an animal wouldn't "Urinate upwards against gravity'. I do believe that it's the hippo that pee's both back words and in an upwards direction. So that's also false.

And as for Argonians. You cant say "We can safely assume their junk is more or less human as well" for snakes, lizards, (Ect.) Don't have any extruding male parts. For they are all housed insides the males body until the time they get aroused. And even then all that protrudes is they actual penis for the balls are safely tucked away inside their body.
So you can't just shoot down the sheaths "Realism". When clearly you are not even sure how "Actual" animal penises function

http://www.loverslab.com/showthread.php?tid=3309&pid=66482#pid66482

As for rape, I think it is important that their is an animation to strip someone from their gear as in lovers struggle. That was an amazing addition that needs to be followed up in skyrim.

Also I think it's important to track virginity, and smart enough system that doesn't count a blowjob as popping a cherry. Hell, anal needs it's own animation category IMO for that exact reason, so a women anally raped still has her cherry, this annoyed me in oblivion when you used the anal position but got vaginal text. Should be built in separate from the start.

What else, companion tools for your spouse would be nice, the fact you can tell your spouse to live with you is a nice touch but I want more... SO MUCH MORE!

This is pretty obvious stuff I guess. Let me try a little harder.

Eventually want I would love to see is slavery, as in you are the slaver or you as the slave. As a Slave you can earn your freedom back via fighting, whoring, or a night arena like in lovers but one that actually is good. =/ Here if forced into it as female, if you lose your would wouldn't die but get gang raped. Enough wins and you can earn your freedom. Men on the other side could volunteer to fight like the old NA so they could rape the women who lose to them. Those dog fighting arena bandit camp would make perfect spot.

The slavers direction, I would want to capture or have the option to buy a fresh slave then break him or her, but it would need to be different per person, so to break a person isn't just a static thing, like rape the person 10 times, but this person needs to be coerced by threatening to harm a different slave. This person needs to be gang raped by many people, while another needs to be tortured, some starved, ok maybe one option is you rape her a lot but not from others, creating a Stockholm syndrome. Maybe if you choose to many options that are against the persons personality they harden and refuse to become a slave... So breaking a persons will becomes a game rather than a chore. Figuring out what to use would be subtle by talking to him/her.

Ohh and have animations for female to female without a strap-on! Note strap-ons are good... but should be a separate category for lesbian sex like how anal should be with men. It should not default to using a strap on. That REALLY breaks immersion for me.

http://www.loverslab.com/showthread.php?tid=3309&pid=70483#pid70483

I want to add that the execution platforms that crop up every now and then are a great platform from which a pillory-type public fucking situation can take place.

Also, whenever companions get low on life currently they seem to go into this state where they are just ignored by enemies while 'recovering'. I can't be the first one to see the potential for this train of thought...

Last question, can the skyrim engine handle many NPCs at the same time? I'm wondering if it'll be easier to just spam generic randomly-generated 'citizens' in each town to make up numbers for gangbanging/orgies.

http://www.loverslab.com/showthread.php?tid=3309&pid=73031#pid73031

my thoughts are for there to be several harem "factions" where there are mansions in places of skyrim with rich males/females that own them, where you can choose to join one of the factions as a harem boy/girl or as a body guard, and you can work your way up in certain ranks by pleasing your master or protecting him/her, and even have the chance of assassinating the master at a certain rank and be able to take control over everything the master had and become the new master.
this would be really neat and can be action-packed if you choose to be a guard and also as a guard you could use one of the harem boys/girls as you wish, or be a sexual adventure as a harem boy/girl. and when i mean boy/girl of course i mean adults so no one will get the wrong idea.

unfortunately we have to be practical about this sex modding thing
http://www.loverslab.com/showthread.php?tid=3309&pid=77380#pid77380

Rylassin there's a company called Illusion that specializes in 3d sex games. THEY don't even animate position changes. There's a reason for it. There's not enough pay off. Not to beat down your idea...but you'd have to animate every possible transition. Let's pretend you only have three sex positions. Missionary, doggy and cowgirl. You now have to make animations for missionary changing to cowgirl and doggy. Then doggy to cowgirl and missionary. Then Cowgirl to missionary and doggy.

You've LITERALLY trippled the animations you have to do JUST to input transitions when really all you had to do was make 3 sex positions and animate them. So basically take however many positions you want...and multiply it by itself. And that's how many animations the animator would have to make in order to animate position changes. You want 10 sex positions? Congratulations. The animator has to make 100 animations to implement transitions. This could have been side stepped if the animator would have ignored transitions and just focused on sex animations.

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You can cut that back a lot by having the actors return to a neutral position, like standing upright. Then for each sex act you need three animtions: from neutral to sex act starting point; the sex act itself; and from the sex act end position to neutral again. That gives a linear increase rather than an x^2 curve. It looks weird and oddly formal, and wouldn't work for rape at all, but it's doable.

was actually going to suggest that too. Though now I have an even better idea that might save even more time yet still give the atmospheric/immersive/realistic feeling I mentioned earlier.

That is instead of having transitions from anim to anim or from type of position to type of position just have a "intro transition."

That is, an animation that shows the couple (or again other people if you get as far as threesomes and the like) going from standing into the first animation of the chosen position (Let's assume we're going by the LoversPK cats: Standing up, doggie, cowgirl, missionary, and bj) on the list instead of just "we're standing here talking *poof* now we're on the floor doggie style" (In other words, you'd only need standing up->Cowgirl, Standing up -> doggie, Standing up -> Missionary, standing up->Blowjob, Standing up->Having sex standing up, etc. OR if there's a foreplay sequence before hand (ALA Lovers with PK extender but more advanced) You'd just have to go from standing->foreplay, THEN Foreplay->Cowgirl/Doggie/Missionary/standing/BJ (if not part of the foreplay)/etc.)

At the core of all the best sex mods for Bethesda games has basically been an animation framework (with a few other sexually oriented bells and whistles). When I considered the idea of transitions myself, I assumed the best way to do it was to have Sexrim provide a very well-thought out animation resource, query, and management system.

In such a system, it should be possible for an animation to register itself with Sexrim as being a graceful transition to/from other animations, then the modder can use the framework's query system to build a linear chain of animations with as many graceful transitions as possible.

It could be that the combination of animations the modder wants may not have graceful transitions. That shouldn't be a big deal. When the modder selects an animation that has no graceful transition from a previous animation and adds it to the animation chain, Sexrim could use a fade-out-fade-in transition to prevent the models from suddenly popping into a new pose on-screen instead.

But in the future, an animator may release an animations pack that does add the transition. Thanks to the framework, when the older mod queries for animations, it would automatically integrate the transition into the animation chain.

There would be a lot more to it than that, of course, but this is just a simple explanation of my thoughts. Whether or not it is practical is another thing entirely.

But, if it is possible to provide this framework, it would make it such that new animations, perhaps provided by an animations expansion pack, could be integrated into its resource pool and all mods that make use of the framework's query and animation chaining system should be able to make use of them without any modifications.

It would be absolutely fantastic if any Sexrim mod would be able to gain new variety in its animations by the player simply installing an animations pack.

back to the usual
http://www.loverslab.com/showthread.php?tid=3309&pid=81976#pid81976

hmmm... I was thinking again about the animals of skyrim (what's wrong with me!?) and came up with the idea that diferent animals would give you different scenarios about how sex with them would proceed and resolves.

let me try to explain.

first, different size gives different chalenges...

I don't think that it would be possible to have sex with a rabbit or fox if your character is female, maybe the fox will lick you but the rabbit or chicken? don't think so. on the other hand if you're male you will kill the smaller ones if you have sex with them, maybe some races have small penises and dont hurt the critter that much but an Orc would wear a rabbit like it was a condom, likewise bigger animal would do the same with you if they're the active partner.

In terms of game let's say your male character wants to be fucked by a horse, maybe the first thrust drains your health by 180 points and this value is fixed, that means that if you dont have at least 190 of health you will die, after this the rest of the act starts to drain your stamina and when it reaches zero you will pass out so you can ends the act before your stamina runs out. I think that this way you will have to wait for your health to replenish or use potions or magicka to have another round of wild horse sex. Speaking of the fixed value, it can vary from race to race, so let's say an Orc lady could only have 120 health points and still survive a throbbing horse dick inside her.

Another dangerous animal would be the bear, it's penis isn't that big for an animal his size but he have the claws! so you can also die from a sexy session with a bear or a sabercat.

that being said I think the 'safe zone' would be sex with dogs, wolfs(?), goats and deers in terms that you don't die or kill the critter in the process.

and thinking about this whole health and stamina drain in violent sex acts, this concept could works with humans too, since rape is a violent and deranged act the victim can actually die in the process, so let's say that you get raped by some bandits, like three, and each one are violating the character at the same time, and for each bandit you lose 10 health, so we have 30 less health, when they came they change roles (and holes) and it will be 30 health less foy your character, is they keep doing this or there are more bandits the character will eventually die.

http://www.loverslab.com/showthread.php?tid=3309&pid=62765#pid62765

Well, for the most part, a lot of the basic animations could work rather well in Skyrim. And at least some of the voice files wouldn't seem too 'Anime' for the everyday NPCs.

For rapists, however, you're absolutely right. In dungeons, prisons and such they're fine, and as you say, secluded spots for ambush would be the ideal mindset for them. But just any stranger on the street would not dump a PC on the ground and 'go for it' in broad daylight, with onlookers standing around in amusement. And even prostitution is a hidden affair, the 'marks' taken care of behind closed doors and in dark alleys. I can also see a few Dibella offshoot sects (sects maniacs...lol) housing some of the other odd...experiments in pleasure, and a few bandit hideouts in areas would tie up adventurers just to gangrape and use in other depraved ways.

Now for creatures, certain humanoid types would be spot on, and even the occasional bug attack might turn to rape (but I'm more like Raid: kill bugs on contact is my rule). But dragons, giants, and mammoths would realistically rip apart any targets they raped.

To add to the list, though, Estrus-type creatures could be introduced in caves and dungeons. Slimes, odd tentacled slugs, and guardians made of stone would be perfect for the unwary to run into during their excursions. And even the Dwemer ruins could have sexual traps and mechanical devices/creatures put in, just for ....fun. But mostly, capturing PCs in funny/odd quests would really be great to see. Being tied to the ground by Falmer and raped in an extended animation scene before being released to be hunted. A pack of wolves catching someone alone and 'ganging up' on them. Some necro rituals being performed while the victim is raped by a group of Draughr, until being rescued or finding a way to break free. Or maybe a full humorous quest line of creature encounters, just to get an artifact to work properly.

a storyfag dreams of inclining sex modding
http://www.loverslab.com/showthread.php?tid=3309&page=20

My plan is to provide support for modders who want Sexrim mods that pop and sizzle(preferably not as the result of bedding down with an Argonian maid who's been with one too many Orcs).

What I refer to is the opportunity to choose, via prompts, what type of seducer you are, when soliciting sex to/from an NPC. "Wannt fuk mi?" might do it for some people, and those simple, crass lines of dialogue can still be an option for the simple-minded, but wouldn't a brief exchange with some personality be a bit more immersive?

Innocent Hook: "You know, it's a particularly cold night. I wouldn't mind some company for the evening, if you aren't abject to keeping a lonely lady warm."

Direct Hook: "Listen, I don't mean to be too forward, and this conversation is nice, but how about we head upstairs and you give me something to remember you by."

Playful Hook: "I've got an itch that's driving me crazy. I rented the upstairs suite for the night. How would you like to come help me scratch it?"

Business Hook: "You know, I've watched you watching me all night, and I can make your dreams come true.... for a price."

Intoxicated Hook: "By the Eight(Nine), I get SO horny when I drink. I just really would love to be fucked right now."

Or a roleplay dialogue, based on religious affiliation, since "Dibellan Arts" are discussed in-game"

Dibellan Hook: "Are you familiar with how the Dibellan priestesses show reverence to our Lady? Perhaps if we go somewhere quieter, I can show you how I pray...."

These are just a few quick examples of what I'm talking about, and that's just off the top of my head, in about 60 seconds. Obviously, these dialogues will go two ways(or three or four ways, if someone figures out how to script group sex, and can hook local NPC's into the scripting to associate with the invitation), and that's just for the meaningless trysts with the men at the local tavern or shop. This shows nothing of more specific and intimate encounters with quest-related companions - new, original quests, with unique companions, which I will be happy to pen for interested modders.

I've put myself out there, and asked if anyone wants to raise the bar.

http://www.loverslab.com/showthread.php?tid=3309&pid=90087#pid90087

Interesting ideas all over, but I am left to wonder, will the option to Submit be given? i.e. a group of bandits that very well may overwhelm you in combat, you could submit to them with a keystroke, causing them to instead turn towards the idea of raping you without you struggling.

Additionally, I have a few other ideas. Keep reading.

Rape Damage: Being raped by certain creatures, or in certain ways, will cause damage. (Being stretched to breaking comes to mind, or being used in an orifice, say, Not normally designed for that sort of play). However, once a person has obtained a Home, perhaps they could be given the option to, if they interact with their bed, practice alone? This could be given to the idea of purchased "tools" for the job, or crafted ones(Smithing). A group of such toys of various sizes could help said character learn to take more easily, which would in turn allow them to not be damaged if they're taken in many conditions. In this, I give you the Size Grade system.

In a dialogue menu, you could assess your character's sizes, not only for their appropriate bodily points, but what they can handle. Each character would start off with the descriptor for all three orifices as "Virgin". The first penetration of one's vaginal orifice will incur damage no matter what, but the condition that it's incurred could reduce the damage received. Under the condition of Rape by a large creature, the damage would be the highest, using a tool in your own bed would give the lowest. From there, each orifice would be gauged with the following list.

Virgin

One Fingerwidth(Minimal damage vaginally, only during rape with Normal males, no damage from females or fingering rape unless they use three or more fingers, using two fingers for x time or x intervals will cause the next size up.)

Two fingerwidths(No damage vaginally during rape, minimal damage anally during rape. X time or intervals using three fingers(or similarly sized toy) or being used by a Normal male will incur next size up)

Three fingerwidths(No damage vaginally or anally during rape by a normal male, unless two attempt to enter the same orifice. Requires use of next size tool, female interaction, or fingering rape to move to next size up)

To the Knuckle(No damage during rape by normal and large males(High level humanoid creatures, giants not included), no damage by normal males during single-orifice double penetration. Rape by female or by fingers will immediately push the raping party to attempt to Fist. This has a 40% chance of causing damage, and an 80% chance of incurring the next size up. Next size up can be safely obtained with consensual play(Followers or Mate), through dialog at house bed, or with the use of tools. Final stage of size level that the Throat orifice can obtain, any larger items will cause damage, save for large animals)

To The Wrist(No Damage by any normal or large male penetration, except for potentially fingers, no damage from female rape in most conditions, depending on end-game list of possible interactions. Damage can be incurred by Large creatures(Horses, Deer, and similar) still. x interactions or x time with such a creature, or with a finger-based rape that attempts to double-fist, or with an appropriate tool will incur next size up. Size up will incur damage, depending on the situation in this case. Will incur Gape status to whichever orifice this applies to, which will increase the chances of sexual interaction(rape, play, etc) with any NPC or creature you interact with)

Two-Handed(No damage from normal or large humanoid or creature penetration. Gains the status "Permanently Lubricated", which increases chances of rape, play, and of any humanoid doing something "Unusual or Kinky", including the use of large objects, etc. Feral Wolves will now actively hunt you in the open world if you are within x meters of them, and will attempt to rape you at any chance they get(Based on scent), but this is not orifice-specific, as a permanently lubricated vaginal orifice can still cause the wolf to attempt to incur anal rape, which will cause moderate to severe damage depending on your size level, or none if your size level is high enough. Size up can only be incurred at this level by interaction with Huge creatures(Dragons), which will Always be a rape interaction, or by using a special crafted item(x dragonbones + x dragonscales = Dragon Tool).

DovahWhore: Highest size level possible. Only Elder Dragons and Mammoths can incur damage to the orifice at this level. Any lower level will cause an Elder Dragon to rape the character to near-death. But I'll cover that in another post. Your exploits will have made it around at this point, incurring the status "Legendary <orifice>", which will increase reputations in all cities, increase chances of rape, increase chances of sexual interaction with any gender, and alter dialogue throughout the game.

Now we get into the aforementioned tools. Sizes would be as follows

Little: Sized to One Fingerwidth(Foxes, Little Tool, one finger)
Small: Sized to Two Fingerwidths(Small Tool, two fingers, falmor male or futa, Small Strap)
Normal: Sized to Three Fingerwidths(Regular Tool, three fingers, normal humanoid(Male or Futa), normal strap.)
Large: Sized to To The Knuckle(Large Tool, fingering to the knuckle, Large humanoid(male or futa), large strap.)
Giant: Sized to To The Wrist(Giant Tool, fisting, double penetration by normal humanoid(male or futa), Giants, Giant Strap)
Enormous: Sized to Two-Handed(Enormous Tool, Double Fist, Horse, Deer, Enormous Strap)
Dragon: Sized to DovahWhore(Dragon Tool, Dragon Strap)

Straps can be created by combining the appropriate tool with three leather straps, creating an armor item that can be worn.

Size Difference Damage:
One level: Minimal/chance
Two levels: Minimal definite, moderate/chance
Three levels: Moderate definite, High/chance
Four levels: High definite, Extreme/chance
Five levels: Extreme definite, Near-Death/chance
Six levels: Near Death.

Any use by a size level more than two levels above your size will incur the Opened status effect, nullifying any additional damage as per that orifice for one day game-time. Any use by a size level more than four levels above your size will incur the Shock status effect, making escape impossible, removing any Struggle ability, and causing the character to lie prone or crawl on hands and knees for one hour(ingame) afterwards. If a Rape is attempted during the Shock status after the first, the chance of success will be 100%. If the Near Death rape damage occurs, the screen will go dark, and you will wake up with all armor and weapons unequipped, lying prone either just outside whatever cave you were in, whatever town you were in, or if the rape occurred outside, 100 meters in any direction from the place you were raped(Will have to be checked to ensure level ground, and location safety).

That's it for this one. Yes, it means you wouldn't die from rape, but that's kind of okay, if you think about it. Yes, as you may have guessed, being Prone or Submitting will cause any hostiles to automatically attempt and succeed at rape. Yes, a Strap would give a female character the ability to penetrate. Yes, I said Futa up there, just in case they're included(And I hope they are.)

and finally a thread where work on animated character anuses are confirmed to be in progress
http://www.loverslab.com/showthread.php?tid=7910

[REQ] Gaping/Loose buttholes
Is anyone willing to create 3d gaping buttholes for unp and cbbe?

an animated pussy/butthole, would be so fucking amazing. I think that adding skeleton points to that area like CH did with boobs, could make that happen.

http://www.loverslab.com/showthread.php?tid=7910&pid=165444#pid165444

I made a detailed genital texture and butt hole mesh for UNP Skinny. NOt exactly "gaping" but better im o than the almost barbie doll like blank spots of the current meshes/textures.

I am working on a bigger gape, but for now you should only use the mesh i uploaded on a custom PC race with weight slider set to 0 (skinniest). NPCs or the PCwith any weight besides 0 will glitch out. The textures can be used with any UNP body though.

screenshots:
http://imgur.com/a/HG0K6

and last but not least some mods in action
http://imgur.com/a/6OZ9K

source for that last one:
http://bbs.3dmgame.com/thread-2957962-1-1.html

unrelated bonus:
http://imgur.com/a/MRPkB

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Nothing like monocle discussions about rape.

I assume they consulted that rape PnP game?

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I want to add that the execution platforms that crop up every now and then are a great platform from which a pillory-type public fucking situation can take place.

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nomask7 said:

If you've ever worked in a kindergarten, you've probably noticed how one child sometimes begins to chant something, such as "all bears are toys, all bears are toys", then other children will join in with him, so that after a while every child in the room is chanting, "all bears are toys, all bears are toys." You might put in, "No they are not. That one in the picture, for example." They would continue, "all bears are toys, all bears are toys."

That really happens, and quite often too. It's also exactly how adults in academia think and behave most of the time.
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kaizoku said: ↑

Why FPSs need writers

http://youtu.be/nhxnvCfVa8k?t=1m35s
be sure to watch until 2:30

Nomask Alt said:

Keep pushing it, jew. Hitler will stop rolling in his secret grave and RISE. People will interview him and learn that it's YOU who is evil. Then we'll see how you do then.
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heeeyyy loverslab skyrim threads let's read some of this

especially Phelot

first, a reasonable modding request thread
http://www.loverslab.com/showthread.php?tid=5189

[Request] Khajiit Cock Sheath
I dislike the lack of anatomical realism in most mods that deal with all bodies across the board. The beast races need to have bodies more befitting their "natural" anatomical models. Most furry/beast creatures on the internet have a sheath for their wangs, much like real animals.

That was hard to write, so I will summarize myself:
I ask that cock sheaths be added to the male bodies of the beast races as a body replacer, making them a little more aesthetically pleasing and realistic.

Man, I like anthropomorphic creatures as much as the next guy, but saying that a cock-sheath is "more realistic" for a bipedal creature is deeply flawed. If they DID have a cock-sheath, it would probably point downward and basically just be a fuzzy version of the foreskin in humans. People forget far too frequently that quadrupedal animals have different anatomies from bipedal animals for a reason, and anything that forces a creature to naturally urinate upwards against gravity is just not happening when it comes to "realism."

This makes about as much sense as saying that all khajiit should have a baculum as well, which given the frequency that khajiit boast that they mate with, is also completely unlikely, as from what we know in the lore we can safely say they have very human mating habits rather than more animal ones.

In other words, hanging penises or at the very least ones that point downwards, they get erections from blood pressure alone and don't have any bones in their dicks, done and done.

Also, saying "most" illustrated furry males have a sheath is stretching it a bit (pun not intended). At best it's about 50/50, and it really depends on which artists you choose to follow.

If realism for the beast races truly bothers you, putting flat chests on the argonian women should be the top priority before we get into specialized penises anyways.

...And don't get me started on an argument on whether or not the argonians should have a hemipenis. Argonians clearly do not have a cloaca as they too share most of their skeletal structure with humans, so we can safely assume their junk is more or less human as well.

Who's this "Next Guy" you speak of? And how do you know you "like anthropomorphic creatures" As much as him? And i agree with the idea of implementing a sheath. As for you to say its more realistic to have "Fuzzy foreskin" instead is ridiculous. For a foreskin covers a penis and doesn't house it like a sheath. So if they had a "Fuzzy foreskin" it would mean their penis would be covered in hair. And from my knowledge no creature in all of the animal kingdom has hair growing on their dick. And for your claim that an animal wouldn't "Urinate upwards against gravity'. I do believe that it's the hippo that pee's both back words and in an upwards direction. So that's also false.

And as for Argonians. You cant say "We can safely assume their junk is more or less human as well" for snakes, lizards, (Ect.) Don't have any extruding male parts. For they are all housed insides the males body until the time they get aroused. And even then all that protrudes is they actual penis for the balls are safely tucked away inside their body.
So you can't just shoot down the sheaths "Realism". When clearly you are not even sure how "Actual" animal penises function

This is what the internet was made for. Arguing over what kind of penises cat-people/lizard-people should have in fantasy games.

I salute you, Mr. Meltdown, for this rich supply of lulz.

VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1882: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis

Cleveland Mark Blakemore said: ↑

The Neanderthals were cheese eaters.
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So I finally got Skyrim yesterday.

I really did not want to get it, since I played plenty of MMOs and figured it could not compete with them. I like Elder Scrolls 2 and 3, and other RPGs. But a friend on Xbox said it was great so I tried it.

Well the graphics are cool, and the story is great. But WoW done many things great this game has no excuse to have not implented them.

-Quest- Holy **** they could have put something over thier heads to show who can give quest and who can't. I think the game doesn't to make it more realistic and emersing but atleast put it on the map. I was doing the starter quest for the thieves guild. They could have told me where in the city those 3 people are when I open my map they could show up but nope.

-Map and compass thing- Seriously whoever thought a compass works better than a mini map needs their head fixed, sure it might be space saving but it sucks.Having a mini map with quest markers and enemies would be so nice.

-Third Person View- You should be able to zoom out alot more than they alow you.

-No Multi Player- nuff said.

http://forum.ea.com/eaforum/posts/list/7781110.page

I'm pretty sure he doesn't actually like "Elder Scrolls 2 and 3 and other RPGs".
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This world really deserve an end.

Dick. and Awor Szurkrarz Brofist this.
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Linden said: ↑

http://forum.ea.com/eaforum/posts/list/7781110.page

Just posting that link would have told us enough.
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Average Manatee said: ↑

Linden said: ↑

http://forum.ea.com/eaforum/posts/list/7781110.page

Just posting that link would have told us enough.

I like Elder Scrolls 2 and 3, and other RPGs

Elder Scrolls 2 and 3? Oblivion and Shivering isles? Someone who played daggerfall wouldn't write that load of bullshit. And by other rpgs he surely means ME or Zelda or some shit like that.

The only good jRPG is the H-RPG, so check my LPs:
(All of them NSFW)
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Oriebam said: ↑
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http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4311264

Ubisoft "Uplay" DRM exposed as rootkit; dozens of popular games hacked
Ubisoft installs a backdoor that allows any website to take over your computer. The Sony BMG rootkit was also DRM and required product recall when it was discovered.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubisoft#Games

Uplay is shining brighter than Starforce, good job Ubisoft you deserve the customer relations of the year award
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Brinko said: ↑

http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4311264

Ubisoft "Uplay" DRM exposed as rootkit; dozens of popular games hacked
Ubisoft installs a backdoor that allows any website to take over your computer. The Sony BMG rootkit was also DRM and required product recall when it was discovered.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubisoft#Games

Uplay is shining brighter than Starforce, good job Ubisoft you deserve the customer relations of the year award

http://rpgcodex.net/forums/index.ph...bsite-complete-access-to-your-computer.74649/
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Oesophagus said: ↑

sgc_meltdown said: ↑

the brutal reality of early gunpowder warfare

I'm in one of these regiments, and I have participated in such training.

Journey to the Centre of Arcanum - CYOA

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ironyuri said: ↑

I'm in one of these regiments, and I have participated in such training.

Does it help in the game, or just for LARP purposes?
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Multiple Sarcasm said: ↑

ironyuri said: ↑

I'm in one of these regiments, and I have participated in such training.

Does it help in the game, or just for LARP purposes?

Well, in Napoleonic Wars playing often helps, also learning from others where/when to shoot. Musket inaccuracy means line fire is more likely to cause casualties, but yeh mostly the regimental training is specifically for line battles (which are heavily moderated by admins). Line battles are weekend events where regiments engage in, as the name suggests, musket line battles. The training does help for these, since it means better synchronised firing, marching, etc.

It's quite fun coordinating with a bunch of strangers over a microphone to march in a perfect 2 column line, form 2 ranks (1st rank crouching) and engage an enemy line with hot lead, and when you get into charging range, with cold steel.

But long story short: Line battles are sort of larp fests, yes.

Journey to the Centre of Arcanum - CYOA
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TheEntitledOne said: ↑

I like Elder Scrolls 2 and 3, and other RPGs

Elder Scrolls 2 and 3? Oblivion and Shivering isles? Someone who played daggerfall wouldn't write that load of bullshit. And by other rpgs he surely means ME or Zelda or some shit like that.

My guess is that "Elder Scrolls 1" must be Morrowind; Daggerfall probably has no place in his small mind.

Lutefisk for the Lutefisk God.
Come laugh at my pitiful attempt to translate Le Prince de la Nuit!

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loverslab

sgc_meltdown always delivers

how did I miss this thread for so long...
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I think the game doesn't to make it more realistic and emersing but atleast put it on the map.

Oh god, it's trying to mimic human speech buzzwords!

nomask7 said:

If you've ever worked in a kindergarten, you've probably noticed how one child sometimes begins to chant something, such as "all bears are toys, all bears are toys", then other children will join in with him, so that after a while every child in the room is chanting, "all bears are toys, all bears are toys." You might put in, "No they are not. That one in the picture, for example." They would continue, "all bears are toys, all bears are toys."

That really happens, and quite often too. It's also exactly how adults in academia think and behave most of the time.
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a swedish man enjoys himself in Sniper Elite V2

the same swedish man enjoying himself even more in a simulator
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#9172

JFK Reloaded looks like more fun than that sniper shit. But Robbaz (King of Sweden) is a funny guy all the same

turlutte avant d'aller au lit fait passer une bonne nuit
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Awesome guy.

When the feminism is great enough, rape will lend me the strength needed to correct it. None may stand against it. It will shatter every feminist, sunder any rape-x, tear through any hymen, and lend its servant the power to pass sentence. Know this: There is nothing on all the Planes that can stay the hand of rape when it is brought against them. It may unmake Kotaku. It may sunder the slut walk. Know that for all who betray rape, I am their fate. And fate carries a multi headed penis.
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hsi voice is kinda too nasal to be wholefully enjoyable for me, but yes he is fun to listen too.

"Bet´t Kinder, Bet´t
Morgen kommt der Schwede
Morgen kommt Oxenstern
Wird die Kinder beten lern´n
Bet´t Kinder, Bet´t."
- German rhyme from the 30 years war.

"i imagined myself sitting in Köpenhamn castle, my naked sweaty ass leaving stains on the danish queens throne, fapping off in her face while she laid chained at my feet and then wiping my dick with their flag while her magistrates where signing the peace treaty of total submission and annexation in tears and halberds on their necks.

it was glorious, bros."
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I found one where he sets out to shoot Hitler in the only place he knows how to shoot people in

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